What she says: I’m fine.

What she means: Ianto Jones was a vital, under appreciated character, who was only 24 when the woman he loved was nearly murdered in front of him. He dragged her from the wreckage, only to watch her slowly die in front of him for months, and then get brutally killed before his very eyes. All of this, going on while Ianto spent months being treated like a glorified butler, completely unacknowledged (no matter how he intended it to be). He then started to sleep with the man WHO KILLED THE WOMAN HE HAD LOVED (if that isn’t unhealthy I don’t know what is), who kissed him like he mattered and then left for three months WITH NO WARNING. When Jack came back, he asked Ianto on a date, despite not having yet earned forgiveness, and then AND THEN they were beautiful together and AGH JANTO and they healed together slowly BUT THEN OWEN AND TOSH WHAT THE FUCK MY BABIES WHYYYYY and THEN CHILDREN OF THE EARTH HAPPENED and ianto finally talked to his sister and they were kinda close again AND THEN and fUcking THEN MY BEAUTIFUL CINNAMON ROLL WAS GONE TOO PRECIOUS FOR THIS WORLD THAT HE DIED AT TWENTYSIX WHAT THE FUCK BITCH WHAT THE FUCK

Torchwood really missed its chance to have fun by not letting the team fall through the Rift more. Because imagine the team interacting with a displaced younger Jack, or meeting their alternate selves, or traveling somewhere rather than everything coming to them.
Damn. That could have been awesome.

Owen moved to the right, leaving enough space for Ianto to slip into the room and move to the left. They separated, each one moving in a different direction around the gallery that encircled the walls. The creature wasn’t sure which one of them to go for, moving its ‘head’ uncertainly from one to the other and back again.

He and Ianto were about ninety degrees apart now, and the creature was still uncertain which of them to concentrate on. Perfect. From behind his back Owen pulled out the alien device that Toshiko had found in the Archive, the one that looked like a pumped-up clover leaf with a stalk hanging down, the one she said projected small electrical shocks along an ionised path, like a low-power ray gun. ‘Right,’ he said, ‘get ready to—’
With a sickening lurch in the pit of his stomach, Owen suddenly realised that he and Ianto had kept on moving past the ninety-degree point and were now almost in a straight line with the autopsy table in the middle. That would have been fine if the creature had had just the one head and had to still keep looking at both of them, but Paul effectively had two heads, one at each end. And with both Owen and Ianto now safely under observation, it attacked, flinging itself off the table and propelling itself through the air at fantastic speed using its insectile wings.
At Ianto.
— 

Slow Decay by Andy Lane (Torchwood Novels #3)

Oh no!

Me: [checks EC/DD story prompt] Hmm. Glenn Miller.

Me: [calls mother] Hey, Mom, which of our uncles played in Glenn Miller’s orchestra?

Mom: ____ and ____. They played with lots of other big bands, too. Why? Are you looking up something in the family history?

Me: No, Glenn Miller just came up in a group I’m in, and I couldn’t remember. Thanks.

Me: [contemplates story idea] Naaahhh, it’s probably weird to write relative-insertion fic. [discards story idea]

Me: So, about this prompt…

  • Person: They can't die! They're the main character!
  • Sherlock Fandom:
  • Supernatural Fandom:
  • Torchwood Fandom:
  • Doctor Who Fandom:
  • Game of Thrones Fandom:
  • Marvel Fandom:
  • Harry Potter Fandom:
  • Merlin Fandom:
  • Buffy the Vampire Slayer Fandom:
  • Divergent Fandom:
  • Star Wars Fandom:
  • X-Men Fandom:
  • Star Trek Fandom:
  • Once Upon a Time Fandom:
  • DC Fandom:
  • Being Human Fandom:
  • The 100 Fandom:
  • Tumblr: You must be new here.
  • Person: They can't die! They're the main character!
  • Sherlock Fandom:
  • Supernatural Fandom:
  • Torchwood Fandom:
  • Doctor Who Fandom:
  • Game of Thrones Fandom:
  • Marvel Fandom:
  • Harry Potter Fandom:
  • Merlin Fandom:
  • Divergent Fandom:
  • Buffy the Vampire Slayer Fandom:
  • Once Upon a Time Fandom:
  • Star Wars Fandom:
  • DC Fandom:
  • The 100 Fandom:
  • Being Human Fandom:
  • Tumblr: You must be new here.
Characters named Jack have no chill

Handsome Jack? Sociopathic dictator.

Jack Harkness? Screwed everyone ever.

Jack Sparrow? HA where to I start with this one

Jack Dawson? Reckless as FUCK

Jack Merridew? Set an island on fire.

Jack from Jack and the Beanstalk? Stole shit from a fuckin GIANT

name ONE character named Jack who has any chill