Todd and the Book of Pure Evil

  • Dionysus: Dickbag? Tell me, do you just take random obscenities, and pair them up with equally random nouns? Cock Lamp? Ass Taxi? Sh*t Rooster?
  • Annabeth: *scoffs* No, we can do way better than that!
  • Percy: Note to self, call someone a sh*t rooster.