“You look more beautiful than ever. A common affect, I’ve heard, when a woman is with child. But you are uncommonly desirable.” “Until I balloon to the size of a plough horse. According to your mother, that is also a common affect among scottish women.”
You’ve been studying really hard, you’ve just been putting your head down, trying to get your O.W.L.s, or whatever they’re called - and you know, getting house points, and then Dumbledore just goes: “Oh! By the way… um, I’ve got some extra points to give out. Five million points for Gryffindor!” at the end. What’s that about? I’d be pissed off.