4

“I’m not sure if there’s any point to that tonight. What do you mean? One thing I have learned from your mother’s many lectures and insights on pregnancy is that there are some days when it’s more likely, and some days when it’s less likely. You’ve been vigorous in trying to achieve what we both want but I don’t think it’s going to happen tonight.”

6

You’ve been studying really hard, you’ve just been putting your head down, trying to get your O.W.L.s, or whatever they’re called - and you know, getting house points, and then Dumbledore just goes: “Oh! By the way… um, I’ve got some extra points to give out. Five million points for Gryffindor!” at the end. What’s that about? I’d be pissed off.