Imagine being super flexible and absent mindedly doing it in front of the company and they freak out

You: *puts your feet to the back of your shoulders*

 Dwalin: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING! 

 Oin: the lass is hurt move aside ye great oaf!

 You: No I’m fine I can do this naturally. See *does weird contortionist stuff* 

Thorin : I will literally pay you ten gold coins to stop that and never do it in my presence again.

Originally posted by kygwen

Originally posted by sunlightwood

Imagine having such effective puppy dog eyes they even work on Thorin, Dwalin, and Thranduil, but Bard is totally immune to it.

You: please?
Thranduil, Thorin, and Dwalin : *internally* fuck.
Bard : No. *gives thranduil a disapproving look of, “ho don’t do it”*
You : *gives the other three a teary eyed look*
Thorin : FUCKING FINE! JUST DON’T CRY….please lass I couldn’t bear those tears.
Thranduil : ugh…fine just go do the thing
Dwalin : I’ll go get her the thing
Bard : *judging them all so hard* all of you are weak.

Originally posted by itseulonzobiitch


Originally posted by captain-flint


Originally posted by avengers-of-mirkwood