Imagine being super flexible and absent mindedly doing it in front of the company and they freak out
You: *puts your feet to the back of your shoulders*
Dwalin: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!
Oin: the lass is hurt move aside ye great oaf!
You: No I’m fine I can do this naturally. See *does weird contortionist stuff*
Thorin : I will literally pay you ten gold coins to stop that and never do it in my presence again.