Tina Belcher Quotes for your sign
  • Aries:“Just when I think I’m out, those cheeks pull me right back in.”
  • Taurus:“Our toaster is also confused. It doesn’t know where bagels go.”
  • Gemini:“I’m gonna write the most erotic, graphic, freakiest friend fiction ever.”
  • Cancer:“Is it possible to be in love with 25 people at once?”
  • Leo:“I’m a smart strong sensual woman.”
  • Virgo:"Do you think horses get songs stuck in their heads?"
  • Libra:“Time for the charm bomb to explode.”
  • Scorpio:“If he has a butt for touching and lips for kissing, I’m going for that.”
  • Sagittarius:“If boys had uteruses they’d be called duderuses.”
  • Capricorn:“I’m no hero, I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else.”
  • Aquarius:“I want a dry-erase board so I can write down all my private thoughts and then erase them immediately.”
  • Pisces:“If you need me I’ll be down here on the floor dying.”