You have been traveling with the dwarves company and are captured by the elves with them. During the month that you await rescue by Bilbo you tell them several stories from our world. One of them being the Princess Bride. Soon after your escape your favorite dwarf or elf starts using the phrase “as you wish.”
Words: 1,976 Pairing: Beorn/Reader // Fili/Reader Interaction/Rescue Based onthis imagine by imaginexhobbit.
A/N: I do not own the tiger gif. Trigger warning for mentions of blood.
Your ferocious roar tore through the group of Orcs that you landed in, and though Beorn ahead of you cleared a path with his large bear figure, you made an equally as noticeable gap with your tiger form as you plowed through the Orcs that did not seem to expect your bombing.
Chapter 5 of Down the Road and Back Again is up, featuring everyone’s favorite selectively-deaf healer!
Bilbo seems to have developed a talent for stumbling into
embarrassing situations in Erebor, whether it’s fielding a mad doctor
who can’t stop laughing at other people’s humiliation, enduring comments
on his height from people who are supposed to be professionals, or
finding friends in unexpected places while completely lost.
However, much like a Weeble, he wobbles but doesn’t fall down. Mostly.
The character of Duris has been stolen, with permission, from @irrealis. Thank you so much, Irrealia! :)
Also, many thanks to @vtforpedro for a wonderful beta job.
Having done both Thorin and FIli, I suppose it would be silly not to do a top ten gifset for the youngest member of the line of durin. Admittedly, Kili is far from my favorite of the dwarves. It took me a lloooong time to warm up to him as a character because he so clashed with my idea of what a dwarf in middle earth should look like. Strictly speaking, dwarves in Middle Earth develop beards very early on in life. Therefore, in my mind, Kili is actually 10 years old…in Dwarf years. When I picture him as this complete doofus, he somehow becomes way more likeable. To the other dwarves he’s like this completely clueless idiot, so green he can’t even grow a beard yet. I want to believe he’s like the Dopey of the 13 Dwarves. In my mind I imagine Kili and Thorin are always saying things like “Kili no,” “Kili don’t touch that” “Kili get down from there” “Kili put your pants back on” “Kili, wipe your nose” “Kili I said NOOO!”. But he looks up to his elder brother and uncle so much that they can never stay mad at him for very long. That is my headcanon, you can’t take that away from me!!
I mean the three kings were here and that arrowshot by thorin and that smirk of thranduil im dying and that bows and that army and the dwarves hiding from the elves and they were still alive and damn all these hot people.