Pairing: Loki x reader Author’s note: I’m not an english speaker, so I really hope this makes sense to you
Imagine you and Loki being the
perfect couple but Odin wants you two over, so Loki protects you
Loki has completely fallen in
love with you, and you have also fallen for him. You two love nothing more than
being together but Odin wants to send you to any other realm just to keep you
away from Loki; you were born in Asgard and you were almost like a daughter for
Odin, but he wants you married to Thor, neither you or Thor want that but Odin
rathers to send you away so at least, you wont be with his adopted -and
problematic- son. With the one and only purpose
of you not getting hurt, Loki decides to wipe away your memories of him. Words: 984
“I dont care what you
both have to do but I want this to be over now” you were both called to
meet Odin and you kind of knew what he wanted to tell you, it wasnt the first
time he let you know he was against your relationship. “Father” said Loki
with sarcasm “I appreciate you getting worried about me, but I’ll be fine,
she isnt that bad” said with a mischievous smile, then looked at you and
winked an eye. You decided to ignore Loki for
the very first time and you spoke directly to Odin “I’m sorry but you
cannot tell us who to date or why”, you knew the answer but it wasnt
enough reason for you. “Im Odin, the Allfather,
king of Asgard, and you shall and will do as I say, or if not..” Loki didnt let him finish his
words “What, king? You’ll put me on the dungeons? You’ll stop me for
becoming king of Asgard? Or you’ll just not recognize me anymore as your son?
Oh wait.. that’s all old news Im afraid.” “Yes Loki. That is indeed
old news, that’s why my new threat is to exile Y/N from Asgard” Loki had a furious look on his
face, a look that, believe it or not, you had not ever seen before. “Why
in hell would you think of doing that?” Said Loki with a voice tone even
more furious than his look, this was the first time you saw your boyfriend like
this, not even when he failed conquering Midgard he seemed this way. “Because I want Y/N to
marry your brother, and if they dont want to is their business, but if Y/N
wants to be with a criminal instead of a king, I wont aloud it” Odin was
pretty serious about what he was saying, you stood there not saying nothing,
you didnt know what to say to make this better but you knew a lot of things to
say to make this worse, with the state your boyfriend was in you decided best
to not say a word. “HE IS NOT MY
BROTHER” Loki shouted “And if you want Y/N gone then fine, but if you
even think of taking her away then you’ll have to take me away too.” Loki
was so angry he had turned into his frost giant form, he was all blue and
seemed a lot more mad whit his red eyes. “Have I not made myself
clear? I want her away from you, not away from Asgard. If you decide to quit
your relationship she will be able to stay here, if not I’ll have to finish it
myself, with big measures.” Loki’s madness had started to
turn the whole room into ice but he hadnt even noticed. You decided it was time
to speak up, before everyone ended up covered on ice. “Im sorry Allfather, but
you could send me wherever you pleased and I would still love Loki, dont
underestimate me, or him, or our love.” You left the room but Loki was
hesitating, he finally left with you. “I cant believe he said
that” you said to your boyfriend while you were leaving “To exile me,
what is he even thinking?” Loki didnt answer and he had
some lost look, you stopped him and asked “What’s wrong?” He gave you a weak smile
“Nothing, love.” You hugged him and said
“F*ck him, let’s be happy.” You took his hand and walked towards his
bedroom, you shut the door and started hugging him even harder, you stood there
for like 5 whole minutes, then he grabbed your chin up and kissed you the sweetest
way he had ever done. You get lost in that kiss, you
both do, then things get a little hot.. he starts taking your shirt off and you
take his, he stares for a while just looking at your chest, looking at you in
every possible way he had. You continued undressing him, but he helped you out
when he banished both your and his clothes, and there you were both of you with
no clothes, you could not stop thinking of how much you loved him, and possibly
he was thinking the same since he had not taken away his eyes from you, he had
this look submerged in love and.. sadness? More alike of compassion. Yes, a
look submerged by love and compassion. You made love in ways you
could not even think of, you were amused by all that love he had for you, It
was almost as near as the love you had for him, you never wanted to leave his
side, ever. He started to dress you up again but now with no tricks, he just
took your clothes and dressed you as simple no-magical asgardians do. You were
fully clothed but he stayed with no shirt, you laid down in bed and you cuddled
in his chest, you rolled your legs up his body and you looked at Loki straight
in the eyes, that is the last thing you saw before you fell asleep, Loki’s eyes
looking at you so in love, with such passion. You closed your eyes and heard “I
love you, dear”. It was the first time you ever
heard those words, you knew he loved you but he had never said it to you, you
slowly smile and respond “I love you more, my king”. There you were, hugging Loki
in bed while you two fell asleep, suddenly you feel how a tear drops by your
cheek, you were so happy and amused by how much your boyfriend loved you, at
the point that he cried because you said you loved him! You couldn’t believe he
was so tender. You were finally asleep when Loki took your forehead with both
his thumbs, and erased every single memory of him from you…
Now, to accompany the home edition of Civil War, Marvel has publicly released the full 3-minute clip (watch above), helmed by Thor: Ragnarok director Taika Waititi in the style of his slice-of-undead-life 2014 vampire spoof What We Do in the Shadows (which in turn owes a debt to Ricky Gervais’s The Office).
‘Team Thor’ is a low-budget, low-fi production (Photo: Marvel/Disney)
So what was the hammer-happy demigod (Chris Hemsworth) doing while his fellow Avengers tried to dissassemble each other?
“I went to Australia for some me time,” Thor Odinsor relates as he hangs with the nonplussed Darryl Jacobson.
Thor (and Mjolnir) chilling in Darryl’s flat (Marvel/Disney)
Along the way, Thor dictates an “electronic letter” to Tony Stark and Captain America offering his services, teaches kids about his fellow heroes, and reveals his personal crazy wall connecting the Infinity Stones to Thanos (a.k.a. The Purple Man in the Floating Chair), and providing a handy-dandy primer for the upcoming Avengers: Infinity War.
Thor dictates an electronic missive to the squabbling Avengers (Marvel/Disney)Thor tries to connect the Infinity Gems to the Purple Guy in the Floating Chair (Marvel/Disney)There’s lots of crazy on the crazy wall, including Thor’s bonkers sketch of Mjolnir wielding a mini-Thor (Marvel/Disney)
We also witness an awkward café meeting between Thor and his fellow Civil War-skipping Avenger Bruce Banner (Mark Ruffalo), who fields a call from Tony “T-Bone” Stark begging Hulk to join the fray. Of course, Thor and Hulk will be teaming up for some serious action in Thor: Ragnarok, coming in November 2017.
Thor spends some quality time with his fellow super at an Aussie coffee shop (Marvel/Disney)
Sunday marks 99 years since Jack Kirby was born on August 28, 1917. To celebrate the birthday weekend, I’ve assembled visual timeline of what Lee & Kirby looked like through the ages.
Note that Stan Lee didn’t start sporting the mustache until Jack Kirby left. Any depiction of Marvel in the ‘60s that shows Lee with a mustache is inaccurate.
When Colleen Doran was illustrating Amazing Fantastic Incredible: A Marvelous Memoir, I don’t know whether Lee requested she draw the mustache during that period or if it was just down a lack of research materials, but it kind of complimented the inaccuracy of Stan Lee’s memories.
Y/N: I DON’T KNOW
HOW TO SURVIVE IN THE WILDERNESS
Y/N: WHAT IF A
BEAR ATTACKS ME?
Y/N: I CAN’T
FIGHT OFF A BEAR! THEY’RE TOO CUTE!
Steve: Calm down!
Y/N: I CAN’T I’M
FREAKING OUT I’M GOING TO DIE OUT HERE!
T’Challa: Take a
deep breath in. Out. Focus on your surroundings. I need you to stay alert. You
will be fine. We will track your phone and come get you but until then, I need
you to just stay where you are.
Y/N: Well Bruce is on vacation… Sam and Bucky would probably get lost trying to find me, Thor would get way too upset and freak out and Tony well, he’d never let me hear the end of this. Plus, you three are the most responsible.
Nat: Care to
explain how you ended up lost in the middle of nowhere?
suggested we go camping. Take a break. Relax. Enjoy nature. Do some stargazing.
BUT NOW I’M GOING TO DIE! I, AN AVENGER, DEFEATED BY NATURE!
Nat: This is Clint’s
Y/N: I mean,
partially… Don’t get mad at him, Nat!
Nat: He should
have been watching over you!
is Clint now? How did you get lost?
Y/N: The twins
went to get some wood for the fire while Peter and I set up the tents. Clint climbed
up a tree to view the sunset, I think. He didn’t explain. I saw this really
cute rabbit and I wanted to take a picture of it to show Thor when we got back.
But I wandered too far from camp! Everything looks the same out here! I tried
going back but it turns out I just went further away.
T’Challa: Are you
sure he wasn’t building a nest in the tree?
Steve: He took
the twins and Peter too?!
Y/N: For family
Nat: THAT LITTLE
GREMLIN! WE ARE GOING TO RESCUE YOU, THE TWINS AND PETER BUT WE ARE LEAVING
Steve: He should
have told us about this trip! This is very irresponsible of him. He should have
asked me or Tasha to come with!
Y/N:Video of Clint talking: “Uncle Steve and Aunt Nat will not be joining - CAN IT PETER, WE ARE A
FAMILY! I, uncle Clint - PETER I KNOW
WE’RE NOT RELATED! No Pietro, this does not mean Vision is now Wanda’s cousin
or brother. No, Pietro, this doesn’t make us Lannister’s now. Can I continue?!
It’s time for some good ole family bonding with you youngsters. Stop calling me
an old man, Pietro! We haven’t spent any time together. No, Y/N, I’m not going
crazy. Oh, yes, Nat and Steve are not here because they’d just go on and on
about safety and what not and just be really boring. PIETRO STOP EATING ALL THE
Y/N: That’s why.
T’Challa: Why did you record that?
Y/N: I sent it to Tony and he remixed it into a song. It’s very
catchy. I’ll send it to you.
Steve: I’M NOT
Nat: I UNDERSTAND
THAT STEVE’S BORING, BUT ME?!
Nat: I’M THE COOL
AUNT HERE, OKAY. YOU’RE THE RESPONSIBLE UNCLE. SAM IS THE FUN UNCLE.TONY IS THE DRUNK AUNT! BRUCE IS THE SWEET GRANDMA AND BUCKY IS… The estranged relative that nobody knew about that suddenly showed up one day. Wait, I’m getting too into this. I sound like Clint!
Steve: I’m the fun uncle…
Y/N: Have any of
you watched the blair witch project…?
T’Challa: I watched it with Shuri.
Y/N: I FEEL LIKE
I’M IN THAT MOVIE PLEASE HURRY! If I survive this, we should watch some more horror movies.
T’Challa: Iam sure Shuri would like that.
Steve: May I join too?
Nat: Now is not the time to be making plans! But count me in.
Clint has joined the chat.
Clint: Y/N, where
Clint: We’ve been
looking all over for you!
you finally come down from your nest?
BARTON, YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!
Clint: … Clint?
Who’s Clint? I’m not Clint. Uh. My name is Clintina. How did I get here? Wrong chat.
Y/N: I hear
Steve: YOU TOOK
OUR YOUNGEST, MOST INNOCENT AND PURE TEAM MATES OUT CAMPING!
Clint: See, I
knew Steve doesn’t like fun!
Clint: Pietro is hardly innocent!
Y/N: I think I’m
fine with it, just not with you being in charge.
NOW Y/N IS LOST! My precious Y/N!
Y/N: I can’t see who,
or what, it is but someone’s out here with me.
Clint: I THOUGHT
PETER WAS WITH HER!
Steve: YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING OVER THEM! HOW ARE YOU EVEN A FATHER?!
Y/N: I’m not
Nat: When we get
there, Clint, you better hide in your tree!
Y/N: I can just see a figure among the trees.
Clint: Oh come
on, Tasha! At least I didn’t bring Tony with!
Y/N: Guys I’m
really scared, it’s watching me.
Steve: It would
have been better with Tony!
Clint: You take
Y/N: Wait it’s
T’Challa: Now is
hardly the time for fighting!
Nat: Clint are
you even with the twins and Peter?!
Y/N: It’s really, really, really dark! I can’t see, the light from my phone isn’t helping!
Clint: No, we
split up to find Y/N!
Y/N: Whatever that thing is, it’s chasing me now! I can’t make out what it is, it’s moving too fast!
Nat: YOU SPLIT
T’Challa: WHAT IF
THEY ALSO GET LOST NOW?
Y/N has been disconnected.
Steve: Y/N? OH NO
NOT MY Y/N!
Nat: By fighting
we didn’t notice Y/N was in danger! MY LITTLE ANGEL IS FACING THE UNKNOWN AND IT’S
YOUR FAULT, CLINT!
Clint: OH MY GOD
Y/N! MY ACTIONS HAVE KILLED HER! Thor is
going to strike me with lightning! And Bucky will throw me off a building!
T’Challa: When I
get there, I am kicking you in the face.
done it before, I’m ready. I deserve it.
Nat: CLINT GO AND
TRY TO FIND HER! WE’RE ON OUR WAY!
Steve: We trained
her ourselves… She can’t be dead… No…
Clint: WHO CAN
FIGHT OFF A SUPERNATURAL ENTITY!?
Peter has joined the chat.
Peter: I heard
screaming! I think it was Y/N!
nearby her then!
Steve: I want to
tell you to go after her but I’m scared something will happen to you too! WHAT
DO I DO?! I’M THE CAPTAIN. WHAT ORDERS DO I GIVE YOU?!
already making my way towards her.
Nat: Peter be
careful! We don’t know what has her!
Peter: I think I see her!
Peter: Wait… It’s not her…
Peter has been disconnected.
Clint: What will I tell Tony?!
Nat: I just got
him a gift! He was doing so well with training…
Steve: They have
to be alive.
Steve: I REFUSE
TO ACCEPT THAT THEY’RE DEAD!
Steve has left the chat.
Wanda has joined the chat.
Wanda: I’ve lost
Pietro! And I heard more screaming, it was high pitched so I think it could have been Y/N.
Clint: That was
me. I am distraught.
Nat: Wanda, go
back to camp and wait there!
Wanda: Wait, I
found Y/N’s phone! And Peter’s! They must be nearby.
go any further!
Wanda: I can find
them, I know it!
Wanda: I see
someone; it must be one of them!
Wanda has been disconnected.
Nat: Oh god no…
water on my face, I don’t know where it’s coming from. It’s not raining.
Clint: Wait, it’s
my tears. Never mind.
Nat: How will we
stop whatever it is?!
Clint: This is all
Clint: I’m going
to make this right.
Clint: I WILL
FIGHT IT AND SAVE THEM!
you fool! It’s a suicide mission!
Clint has left the chat.
T’Challa has added Thor, Tony, Sam, Bucky, Vision.
Vision, we need you to fly ahead and find them.
Thor: I WILL
CRUSH WHATEVER DARES TO INJURE MY PRINCESSES AND THE SPIDER BOY!
Vision: I will save you, Wanda!
Thor: And the others.
Vision: Yes, them too, of course…
Thor: And then
when they are rescued, I shall strike Clint with lightning. He’ll survive… I
Thor has left the chat.
Vision has left the chat.
Tony: This is a
Sam: I think
Bucky is crying…
Bucky: NO I’M
NOT! I’M JUST ALLERGIC TO YOU!
heartless! I’m crying. Who is going to train with me now? Who will watch silly
movies with me? Who will send me memes? Y/N is gone! Peter is gone! Wanda is gone!
Bucky: OKAY I’M
CRYING, JUST A LITTLE! I DIDN’T THINK THEY’D DIE LIKE THIS!
Tony: No! We
don’t know that! They must be alive… What will I tell Peter’s aunt?!
Nat: We should
have brought Bruce with us…
Pietro has joined the chat.
Pietro: HELP ME
Nat: Run, Pietro! We don’t call you sonic for nothing!
Pietro: Tell Thor
it’s me! He’s going to kill me if he doesn’t stop this!
Tony: Wait, why
is Thor attacking you?!
Pietro: When Y/N went missing, I found her in less
than a minute. It wasn’t hard with my speed. After that I decided to scare her.
I pretended to be something else and when I caught her, I just sped her off to
the nearest town. She is fine but very angry with me. I did the same to Peter and
Wanda. They are all safe and warm in a diner, I ordered them their favorite meals. I thought it would be funny to scare them. Peter screamed like a little girl. They were
all so terrified! I came back for Clint but Thor appeared!
course. I hope the diner has parking space for the quinjet.
please! Stop Thor!
Bucky: Why can’t
you speed off?
has managed to catch me! Thor is so angry.
Sam: You made me
mourn them. I will not mourn you.
Sam has left the chat.
Bucky: They must
have been terrified. I just want to hug them now.
Bucky has left the chat.
Nat: I am
disappointed in you, Pietro.
Nat has left the chat.
T’Challa has left the chat.
Tony has left the chat.
Pietro: It was
just a prank…
Pietro has left the chat.
Clint has joined the chat.
STORMING! THOR HAS COME FOR ME! I KNEW IT! THERE’S LIGHTNING EVERYWHERE!
Clint: DID YOU
GUYS SERIOUSLY FORGET THAT I’M STILL IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE?!
Clint: Oh, the
lightning is for Pietro. HAHA THAT PUNK DESERVES IT!
SERIOUSLY COME BACK, I CAN’T DODGE ALL THIS LIGHTNING
I mean Tony and Rhodes had to meet T’Challa properly before the airport battle right? Like how did that even go down. “Your Highness, hi. You here to kill Barnes?” And then T’Challa stares at them through that dope-ass mask and Rhodey’s like, so done by now, just “Can you not?”
Meanwhile Spidey’s like in the corner with Vision discussing the giant cat man in the quinjet with them. Is that a Furry? When did the Avengers get a Furry? Vision zones out after that, he’s connected to the internet to find out what a Furry is. He is bewildered. Further research may be necessary.
Tony and Nat like, talking strategy about ‘going easy on them’ and Nat’s kinda miffed that her spider motif is being infringed upon by the twelve year old. Tony and FRIDAY arguing about what shoe boutique to preemptively buy out for Pepper Potts because he’s got a bad feeling about this.