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Deleted lines from the Avengers script #536
  • Cap:What's the matter, scared of a little lightning?
  • Loki:I'm not overly fond of what follows...
  • *(Lightning bolt pings off of Cap's shield and off of Iron Mans' butt)*
  • Cap:Argh!
  • Iron:Hee! That tickles!
  • *(Lightning bolt bounces off Quinjet controls, causing a series of small electrical fires)*
  • *(Quinjet plummets; crash-lands onto the edge of a ravine)*
  • Cap:Everyone OK?
  • Quinjet:*(teeters)*
  • Iron Man:Shh! You'll push us over!
  • Black Widow:*(issues a "STFU" glare)*
  • Quinjet:*(slowly settles)*
  • Loki:
  • Loki:*(LOUD, VIOLENT SNEEZE)*
  • Quinjet:*(upends and tumbles down into the depths of the ravine)*
  • Quinjet:
  • Thor:SORRY, BROTHER! I FORGOT YOU GET SINUS PROBLEMS WHEN IT RAINS!
  • Rubble:*(falls onto Quinjet)*
  • Loki:*(muffled)* FOR ODIN'S SAKE, STOP YELLING!!
  • Rubble:*(continues to fall in greater number)*
  • Thor:WHAT?
  • Quinjet:*(Buried by rubble)*
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“I still believe in heroes.” – Nick Fury

In the “Avengers: Age of Ultron” bath bomb pack, you get all six Avengers themed bath bombs from my shop for the price of just five! This is a limited time pack so this deal will be up through mid-May. You’ll get the following in the pack:

Project Rebirth: Bathing with this bomb will be like becoming a super soldier yourself, just like Captain America. With scents that are said to boost your immune system and bring relief to your muscles, you will feel like you’ve accelerated your body’s healing functions yourself! The scent includes the following essential oils: Cinnamon Leaf, Clove, Eucalyptus, Lemon, Rosemary, Helichrysum, Peppermint and Wintergreen.

Bomb of Thunder: You can practically hear the thunder rumbling overhead with the scents this bomb creates, a mix of rain and thunder storm watch. This bomb would be perfect to use on a rainy evening or during a gentle storm, relaxing as Thor rages into battle overhead.

Doesn’t Play Well With Others: Apparently he’s volatile, self-obsessed, and doesn’t play well with others…but Tony Stark is more concerned with where he’s getting his next scotch. This Iron Man themed bomb smells like a long night out at a fancy gala, expensive cologne with even more expensive chardonnay, with overtones of hard whiskey.

Target Practice: Give a boost to your early morning start as you head to target practice with Clint Barton. This purple and white bomb may look like it carries a light scent but Hawkeye needs something strong to get him going, and keep him going, so this bomb is scented like a blend of coffee beans!

Widow’s Bite: Natasha Romanoff’s Widow’s Bite is nothing to mess around with, just like this bomb! The scent of sexy perfume lures the victim in and you can barely make out the whiff of leather and flash of a black catsuit before you’re out like a light. But really, this bomb smells very nice and is far more relaxing that the sting of the real Widow’s Bite!

We’ve Got A Hulk Bomb: Bruce Banner could use one of these bombs or five, to help him relax and lower his stress levels to keep The Other Guy at bay. Drop this bomb into your bath to help with stress relief and take a long, deep breath! Essential Oils included in this bomb are: Bergamot, Patchouli, Blood Orange, Ylang Ylang, and Grapefruit.

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Marvel Television Update (ABC)

Agents of SHIELD Spinoff

Apparently the Agents of SHIELD characters Bobbi Moorse (Mockingbird) and Lance Hunter will be starring in the spinoff. Definitely becoming fan favorites on the show, it’s possible that the spinoff will be about them after the events of AOS’s season 2 events. The show isn’t official yet, but if green lighted by ABC, it could air concurrently with AOS later. 

Agents of SHIELD

The third season has not been made official yet. This maybe just because the show runners want to wait to see if ratings improve towards the end of the current season. Also, if Lance Hunter and Mockingbird do leave AOS for their own show, it brings up questions about how the season will end. Will Skye return to SHIELD or stay with the Inhumans? Will the two SHIELD factions join together? And what’s the deal with Coulson collecting super powered people?

Agent Carter

Although the show didn’t do great, fans are demanding a second and better season. ABC is apparently close to deciding whether they want a second season, but it’s still in the same boat as season 3 of AOS. If it does get a second season, Haley Atwell suggested that the show use time jumps. So instead of being set in the forties, it’d be in the fifties. Most likely the show would take place with Howard and Peggy operating the former SSR turned SHIELD. 

Mystery ABC Show

The Oscar winning screenwriter for 12 Years a Slave has apparently been working with ABC on a Marvel Television Project. Rumors claim that the show is about Ms. Marvel (Kamala Khan), a very recent addition to the Marvel Comics Universe.