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What Thor Was Doing During Captain America: Civil War

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Mjölnir napping tho…

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Pairing: Loki x reader
Author’s note: I’m not an english speaker, so I really hope this makes sense to you

Imagine you and Loki being the perfect couple but Odin wants you two over, so Loki protects you

Loki has completely fallen in love with you, and you have also fallen for him. You two love nothing more than being together but Odin wants to send you to any other realm just to keep you away from Loki; you were born in Asgard and you were almost like a daughter for Odin, but he wants you married to Thor, neither you or Thor want that but Odin rathers to send you away so at least, you wont be with his adopted -and problematic- son.
With the one and only purpose of you not getting hurt, Loki decides to wipe away your memories of him.
Words: 984

“I dont care what you both have to do but I want this to be over now” you were both called to meet Odin and you kind of knew what he wanted to tell you, it wasnt the first time he let you know he was against your relationship.
“Father” said Loki with sarcasm “I appreciate you getting worried about me, but I’ll be fine, she isnt that bad” said with a mischievous smile, then looked at you and winked an eye.
You decided to ignore Loki for the very first time and you spoke directly to Odin “I’m sorry but you cannot tell us who to date or why”, you knew the answer but it wasnt enough reason for you.
“Im Odin, the Allfather, king of Asgard, and you shall and will do as I say, or if not..”
Loki didnt let him finish his words “What, king? You’ll put me on the dungeons? You’ll stop me for becoming king of Asgard? Or you’ll just not recognize me anymore as your son? Oh wait.. that’s all old news Im afraid.”
“Yes Loki. That is indeed old news, that’s why my new threat is to exile Y/N from Asgard”
Loki had a furious look on his face, a look that, believe it or not, you had not ever seen before. “Why in hell would you think of doing that?” Said Loki with a voice tone even more furious than his look, this was the first time you saw your boyfriend like this, not even when he failed conquering Midgard he seemed this way.
“Because I want Y/N to marry your brother, and if they dont want to is their business, but if Y/N wants to be with a criminal instead of a king, I wont aloud it” Odin was pretty serious about what he was saying, you stood there not saying nothing, you didnt know what to say to make this better but you knew a lot of things to say to make this worse, with the state your boyfriend was in you decided best to not say a word.
“HE IS NOT MY BROTHER” Loki shouted “And if you want Y/N gone then fine, but if you even think of taking her away then you’ll have to take me away too.” Loki was so angry he had turned into his frost giant form, he was all blue and seemed a lot more mad whit his red eyes.
“Have I not made myself clear? I want her away from you, not away from Asgard. If you decide to quit your relationship she will be able to stay here, if not I’ll have to finish it myself, with big measures.”
Loki’s madness had started to turn the whole room into ice but he hadnt even noticed. You decided it was time to speak up, before everyone ended up covered on ice.
“Im sorry Allfather, but you could send me wherever you pleased and I would still love Loki, dont underestimate me, or him, or our love.” You left the room but Loki was hesitating, he finally left with you.
“I cant believe he said that” you said to your boyfriend while you were leaving “To exile me, what is he even thinking?”
Loki didnt answer and he had some lost look, you stopped him and asked “What’s wrong?”
He gave you a weak smile “Nothing, love.”
You hugged him and said “F*ck him, let’s be happy.” You took his hand and walked towards his bedroom, you shut the door and started hugging him even harder, you stood there for like 5 whole minutes, then he grabbed your chin up and kissed you the sweetest way he had ever done.
You get lost in that kiss, you both do, then things get a little hot.. he starts taking your shirt off and you take his, he stares for a while just looking at your chest, looking at you in every possible way he had. You continued undressing him, but he helped you out when he banished both your and his clothes, and there you were both of you with no clothes, you could not stop thinking of how much you loved him, and possibly he was thinking the same since he had not taken away his eyes from you, he had this look submerged in love and.. sadness? More alike of compassion. Yes, a look submerged by love and compassion.
You made love in ways you could not even think of, you were amused by all that love he had for you, It was almost as near as the love you had for him, you never wanted to leave his side, ever. He started to dress you up again but now with no tricks, he just took your clothes and dressed you as simple no-magical asgardians do. You were fully clothed but he stayed with no shirt, you laid down in bed and you cuddled in his chest, you rolled your legs up his body and you looked at Loki straight in the eyes, that is the last thing you saw before you fell asleep, Loki’s eyes looking at you so in love, with such passion. You closed your eyes and heard “I love you, dear”.
It was the first time you ever heard those words, you knew he loved you but he had never said it to you, you slowly smile and respond “I love you more, my king”.
There you were, hugging Loki in bed while you two fell asleep, suddenly you feel how a tear drops by your cheek, you were so happy and amused by how much your boyfriend loved you, at the point that he cried because you said you loved him! You couldn’t believe he was so tender. You were finally asleep when Loki took your forehead with both his thumbs, and erased every single memory of him from you…

'Team Thor' Hysterically Reveals What the Asgardian Avenger Was Doing During 'Captain America: Civil War'

Thanks to Captain America: Civil War, we know all about Team Cap and Team Iron Man. Team Thor, on the other hand, remained a mystery — at least until San Diego Comic-Con, when we learned that Asgardian ass-kicker was chilling Down Under with his new BFF via a laugh-out-loud mini-mockumentary.

Now, to accompany the home edition of Civil War, Marvel has publicly released the full 3-minute clip (watch above), helmed by Thor: Ragnarok director Taika Waititi in the style of his slice-of-undead-life 2014 vampire spoof What We Do in the Shadows (which in turn owes a debt to Ricky Gervais’s The Office).

‘Team Thor’ is a low-budget, low-fi production (Photo: Marvel/Disney)

So what was the hammer-happy demigod (Chris Hemsworth) doing while his fellow Avengers tried to dissassemble each other?

“I went to Australia for some me time,” Thor Odinsor relates as he hangs with the nonplussed Darryl Jacobson.

Thor (and Mjolnir) chilling in Darryl’s flat (Marvel/Disney)

Along the way, Thor dictates an “electronic letter” to Tony Stark and Captain America offering his services, teaches kids about his fellow heroes, and reveals his personal crazy wall connecting the Infinity Stones to Thanos (a.k.a. The Purple Man in the Floating Chair), and providing a handy-dandy primer for the upcoming Avengers: Infinity War.

Thor dictates an electronic missive to the squabbling Avengers (Marvel/Disney)
Thor tries to connect the Infinity Gems to the Purple Guy in the Floating Chair (Marvel/Disney)
There’s lots of crazy on the crazy wall, including Thor’s bonkers sketch of Mjolnir wielding a mini-Thor (Marvel/Disney)

We also witness an awkward café meeting between Thor and his fellow Civil War-skipping Avenger Bruce Banner (Mark Ruffalo), who fields a call from Tony “T-Bone” Stark begging Hulk to join the fray. Of course, Thor and Hulk will be teaming up for some serious action in Thor: Ragnarok, coming in November 2017.

Thor spends some quality time with his fellow super at an Aussie coffee shop (Marvel/Disney)

Meanwhile, Captain America: Civil War , whose many bonus features include “Team Thor” along with a preview of the upcoming Doctor Strange, arrives Tuesday on Digital HD and Sept. 13 on Blu-ray/DVD.

Watch the Civil War cast and crew discuss the epic airport battle in this exclusive BTS video

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The Fathers Of The Marvel Age Of Comics

Sunday marks 99 years since Jack Kirby was born on August 28, 1917. To celebrate the birthday weekend, I’ve assembled visual timeline of what Lee & Kirby looked like through the ages.

Note that Stan Lee didn’t start sporting the mustache until Jack Kirby left. Any depiction of Marvel in the ‘60s that shows Lee with a mustache is inaccurate. 

When Colleen Doran was illustrating Amazing Fantastic Incredible: A Marvelous Memoir, I don’t know whether Lee requested she draw the mustache during that period or if it was just down a lack of research materials, but it kind of complimented the inaccuracy of Stan Lee’s memories.

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Pairings: Bucky x f!Reader

A/N: The songs quoted are listed at the end, so, you can check them out first if you want.


Y/N has created a chatroom.

Y/N has invited Bucky, Thor, Vision, Wanda, Steve.

Y/N: Hello.

Steve: Hi!

Thor: Greetings!

Wanda: Hello, Y/N.

Y/N: It’s me.

Vision: We know.

Y/N: I was wondering if after all these years you’d like to meet?

Bucky: Like a date?

Steve: We just saw you an hour ago.

Wanda: Is nobody going to mention what Bucky said?

Bucky: I didn’t say anything.

Y/N: HELLO, CAN YA HEAR ME?

Vision: This is not a verbal conversation. Are you feeling alright?

Y/N: Started from the bottom now we’re here.

Y/N: Started from the bottom now my whole team here.

Vision: But the others are not here yet.

Thor: Bottom of where?

Steve: Should I add the rest of the team? 

Wanda: Y/N, did my brother give you this idea? He’s been doing it all day!

Y/N: What do you mean?

Steve: I believe Wanda wants to know if you’re doing something Pietro has been doing.

Bucky: What’s going on, Y/N?

Y/N: You used to call me on my cell phone.

Bucky: Only a few times. You prefer texting.

Y/N: Late night when you need my love.

Bucky: I can call you whenever?

Bucky: WAIT WHO HAS BEEN CALLING YOU FOR LOVE?!

Wanda: This is funnier than the time Pietro tried lifting Mjolnir.

Y/N: Give it to me I’m worth it.

Vision: You’re not worthy, we cannot give you Mjolnir.

Y/N: Baby I’m worth it.

Bucky: ….

Bucky: Why are you calling Vision baby?

Loki has joined the chat.

Loki: Thor, you imbecile! Did you spill juice all over my books?!

Thor: It was a mistake!

Loki: I’m going to tear your cape!

Y/N: ‘Cause, baby, now we got bad blood.

Loki: I have nothing against you, Y/N. My issue is with Thor.

Bucky: NOW YOU’RE CALLING LOKI BABY?!

Thor: Brother, do not act like this! We used to be so close.

Y/N: You know it used to be mad love

Thor: That is true.

Y/N: So take a look what you’ve done 

Thor: I am sorry.

Y/N: 'Cause, baby, now we got bad blood. Hey. Now we got problems. And I don’t think we can solve them.

Thor: I will purchase him more books!

Loki: Y/N… Is that… Taylor Swift that you are reciting?

Steve: Who’s Taylor Swift?

Wanda: Loki… How do you know who Taylor Swift is?

Loki:

Loki: Taylor who?

Loki has left the chat.

Wanda: Y/N, are you done now?

Y/N: Sorry.

Y/N: I ain’t sorry.

Steve: That’s rude, Y/N.

Tony has joined the chat.

Tony: Why is Loki sulking?

Y/N: We don’t talk anymore. Like we used to do.

Thor: You just spoke to him a few minutes ago.

Tony: Did you two have a fight?

Y/N: We don’t laugh anymore.

Tony: Well he is in a bad mood, I don’t think he’ll be laughing anytime soon unless he’s trying to kill one of us.

Y/N has added Clint, Sam.

Sam: I believe I can fly!

Steve: You can!

Sam: I believe I can touch the sky!

Thor: It doesn’t really have a physical form…

Tony: Oh, I see what’s happening.

Clint: I’M A BIRD MOTHA! I’M A BIRD

Clint: LOOK AT ME MOTHA! I’M A BIRD

Vision: Are you on drugs?

Thor: You may be called Hawkeye but you are not a bird, Clint.

Pietro has joined the chat.

Wanda: Don’t. I am warning you! You’ve been annoying me the whole day so don’t you dare!

Pietro: Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive! Ah, ha, ha, ha, stayin’ alive!

Wanda: NOT FOR LONG!

Pietro: … Uh oh.

Pietro has left the chat.

Wanda has left the chat.

Sam: Mmmmm watcha’ say?

Tony: Steve, touch this.

Tony: 🍆

Steve: Why? That’s an eggplant.

Tony: Touch it.

Steve: No.

Tony: It will activate something new in the chat.

Bucky: Don’t do it, Steve.

Y/N: DO IT!

Sam: YES DO IT!

Tony: 🍆 

Steve: Okay, I touched it. Now what?

Tony: oh, you touch my tralala, 

Steve: Your what?

Tony: mmm… my ding ding dong.

Steve: Your… ding ding dong?

Bucky: What is that?

Tony: Deep in the night, I’m looking for some fun, deep in the night.

Steve: It’s the middle of the day!

Tony: I’m looking for some love. de-de-de-deep in the night, I’m looking for some fun, deep in the night.

Steve: Tony… Are you blind? Was there an accident in the lab? Must I send some help? Do you need medical assistance?

Tony: Oh, you touch my tralala. la la la.. mmm, my ding ding dong, oh you touch my tralala, mmm, my ding ding dong.la la la…

Steve: I asked Natasha to explain.

Steve: There is no feature, is there?

Steve: And you’re quoting song lyrics!

Steve: Oh.

Steve: I understand the lyrics now.

Tony: Are you upset? I was just doing what Y/N and the bird boys were doing.

Steve: Run.

Tony has been disconnected.

Steve has left the chat.

Sam: OHHHHHHH

Y/N: OHHHHHHHHHH

Clint: OHHHHHHHHHHHH

Thor: This whole time it was just song lyrics?

Vision: I wish to partake.

Thor: No, I’ve had enough!

Y/N: DO IT, VISION!

Thor: Vision, do not! You will regret it!

Vision:

Vision: YOU CAN’T TOUCH THIS!

Vision has left the chat.

Thor has left the chat.

Bucky: Hey, Y/N

Y/N: Yeah, Buck?

Bucky: I need to tell you something.

Y/N: What is it?

Clint: oh my god it’s happening!

Sam: Shut up, Clint!

Bucky: I really really really really really really like you

Bucky: And I want you. Do you want me? Do you want me too?

Bucky: Seriously. I really like you.

Y/N: I really really really really like you too.

Bucky: You do?

Bucky: I was so scared that you didn’t

Bucky: Wow

Bucky: Am I dreaming?

Bucky: You’re real, right?

Y/N: Shut up and dance with me.

Bucky: You got it, doll!

Bucky has left the chat.

Y/N has left the chat.

Sam: Gotta go. Will you be fine by yourself? I know everyone else is busy today.

Clint: Oh yeah. Talk later.

Sam has left the chat.

Clint: Hello darkness, my old friend. I’ve come to talk with you again

Clint has left the chat.



Songs:

Y/N:

  • Shut up and dance - Walk the moon
  • Hello - Adele
  • Started from the bottom + Hotline Bling - Drake
  • Worth it - Fifth Harmony
  • What do you mean? - Justin Bieber
  • Bad Blood - Taylor Swift
  • We don’t talk anymore - Selena Gomez
  • Sorry - Beyonce

Bucky:

I really like you - Carly Rae Jepsen

Tony:

Ding Dong - Gunther

Vision:

U Can’t touch this - MC Hammer

Pietro:

Stayin’ alive - Bee Gees

Sam:

I believe I can fly - R. Kelly

Clint:

I’m a bird motha

Sounds of silence

Steve:

Run - Awolnation

Camping

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Y/N has created a chatroom.

Y/N has invited T’Challa, Steve, Nat.

Y/N: Help!

Y/N: I’m lost!

Steve: Where are you?!

Y/N: I DON’T KNOW! I am LOST!

T’Challa: Can you describe your surroundings?

Y/N: Trees. Trees. TREES. I’m in a forest!

Nat: Oh this is bad.

Y/N: I DON’T KNOW HOW TO SURVIVE IN THE WILDERNESS

Y/N: WHAT IF A BEAR ATTACKS ME?

Y/N: I CAN’T FIGHT OFF A BEAR! THEY’RE TOO CUTE!

Steve: Calm down!

Y/N: I CAN’T I’M FREAKING OUT I’M GOING TO DIE OUT HERE!

T’Challa: Take a deep breath in. Out. Focus on your surroundings. I need you to stay alert. You will be fine. We will track your phone and come get you but until then, I need you to just stay where you are.

Y/N: Okay. Thank you, T’Challa. It’s getting dark though! Please hurry!

Steve: I’m glad you came to us for help.

Y/N: Well Bruce is on vacation… Sam and Bucky would probably get lost trying to find me, Thor would get way too upset and freak out and Tony well, he’d never let me hear the end of this. Plus, you three are the most responsible.

Nat: Care to explain how you ended up lost in the middle of nowhere?

Y/N: Clint suggested we go camping. Take a break. Relax. Enjoy nature. Do some stargazing. BUT NOW I’M GOING TO DIE! I, AN AVENGER, DEFEATED BY NATURE!

Nat: This is Clint’s fault?!

Y/N: I mean, partially… Don’t get mad at him, Nat!

Nat: He should have been watching over you!

T’Challa: Where is Clint now? How did you get lost?

Y/N: The twins went to get some wood for the fire while Peter and I set up the tents. Clint climbed up a tree to view the sunset, I think. He didn’t explain. I saw this really cute rabbit and I wanted to take a picture of it to show Thor when we got back. But I wandered too far from camp! Everything looks the same out here! I tried going back but it turns out I just went further away.

T’Challa: Are you sure he wasn’t building a nest in the tree?

Steve: He took the twins and Peter too?!

Y/N: For family bonding!

Nat: THAT LITTLE GREMLIN! WE ARE GOING TO RESCUE YOU, THE TWINS AND PETER BUT WE ARE LEAVING CLINT BEHIND!

Steve: He should have told us about this trip! This is very irresponsible of him. He should have asked me or Tasha to come with!

Y/N: Video of Clint talking: “Uncle Steve and Aunt Nat will not be joining - CAN IT PETER, WE ARE A FAMILY!  I, uncle Clint - PETER I KNOW WE’RE NOT RELATED! No Pietro, this does not mean Vision is now Wanda’s cousin or brother. No, Pietro, this doesn’t make us Lannister’s now. Can I continue?! It’s time for some good ole family bonding with you youngsters. Stop calling me an old man, Pietro! We haven’t spent any time together. No, Y/N, I’m not going crazy. Oh, yes, Nat and Steve are not here because they’d just go on and on about safety and what not and just be really boring. PIETRO STOP EATING ALL THE MARSHMALLOWS!”

Y/N: That’s why.

T’Challa: Why did you record that?

Y/N: I sent it to Tony and he remixed it into a song. It’s very catchy. I’ll send it to you.

Steve: I’M NOT BORING!

Nat: I UNDERSTAND THAT STEVE’S BORING, BUT ME?!

Steve: NATASHA!

Nat: I’M THE COOL AUNT HERE, OKAY. YOU’RE THE RESPONSIBLE UNCLE. SAM IS THE FUN UNCLE.TONY IS THE DRUNK AUNT! BRUCE IS THE SWEET GRANDMA AND BUCKY IS… The estranged relative that nobody knew about that suddenly showed up one day.  Wait, I’m getting too into this. I sound like Clint!

Steve: I’m the fun uncle…

Y/N: Have any of you watched the blair witch project…?

T’Challa: I watched it with Shuri.

Y/N: I FEEL LIKE I’M IN THAT MOVIE PLEASE HURRY! If I survive this, we should watch some more horror movies.

T’Challa: I am sure Shuri would like that.

Steve: May I join too?

Nat: Now is not the time to be making plans! But count me in.

Clint has joined the chat.

Clint: Y/N, where are you?!

Clint: We’ve been looking all over for you!

T’Challa: Have you finally come down from your nest?

Nat: CLINT BARTON, YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE!

Clint: … Clint? Who’s Clint? I’m not Clint. Uh. My name is Clintina. How did I get here? Wrong chat.

Y/N: I hear footsteps!

Steve: YOU TOOK OUR YOUNGEST, MOST INNOCENT AND PURE TEAM MATES OUT CAMPING!

Clint: See, I knew Steve doesn’t like fun!

Clint: Pietro is hardly innocent!

Y/N: I think I’m being followed…

T’Challa: He’s fine with it, just not with you being in charge.

Steve: EXACTLY! NOW Y/N IS LOST! My precious Y/N!

Y/N: I can’t see who, or what, it is but someone’s out here with me.

Clint: I THOUGHT PETER WAS WITH HER!

Steve: YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE WATCHING OVER THEM! HOW ARE YOU EVEN A FATHER?!

Y/N: I’m not alone!

Nat: When we get there, Clint, you better hide in your tree!

Y/N: I can just see a figure among the trees.

Clint: Oh come on, Tasha! At least I didn’t bring Tony with!

Y/N: Guys I’m really scared, it’s watching me.

Steve: It would have been better with Tony!

Clint: You take that back!

Y/N: Wait it’s getting closer.

T’Challa: Now is hardly the time for fighting!

Nat: Clint are you even with the twins and Peter?!

Y/N: It’s really, really, really dark! I can’t see, the light from my phone isn’t helping!

Clint: No, we split up to find Y/N!

Y/N: Whatever that thing is, it’s chasing me now! I can’t make out what it is, it’s moving too fast!

Nat: YOU SPLIT UP?!

T’Challa: WHAT IF THEY ALSO GET LOST NOW?

Y/N has been disconnected.

Steve: Y/N? OH NO NOT MY Y/N!

Nat: By fighting we didn’t notice Y/N was in danger! MY LITTLE ANGEL IS FACING THE UNKNOWN AND IT’S YOUR FAULT, CLINT!

Clint: OH MY GOD Y/N! MY ACTIONS HAVE KILLED HER! Thor is going to strike me with lightning! And Bucky will throw me off a building!

T’Challa: When I get there, I am kicking you in the face.

Clint: You’ve done it before, I’m ready. I deserve it.

Nat: CLINT GO AND TRY TO FIND HER! WE’RE ON OUR WAY!

Steve: We trained her ourselves… She can’t be dead… No…

Clint: WHO CAN FIGHT OFF A SUPERNATURAL ENTITY!?

Peter has joined the chat.

Peter: I heard screaming! I think it was Y/N!

T’Challa: You’re nearby her then!

Steve: I want to tell you to go after her but I’m scared something will happen to you too! WHAT DO I DO?! I’M THE CAPTAIN. WHAT ORDERS DO I GIVE YOU?!

Peter: I’m already making my way towards her.

Nat: Peter be careful! We don’t know what has her!

Peter: I think I see her!

Peter: Wait… It’s not her…

Peter has been disconnected.

Clint: What will I tell Tony?!

Nat: I just got him a gift! He was doing so well with training…

Steve: They have to be alive.

Steve: I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THAT THEY’RE DEAD!

Steve has left the chat.

Wanda has joined the chat.

Wanda: I’ve lost Pietro! And I heard more screaming, it was high pitched so I think it could have been Y/N.

Clint: That was me. I am distraught.

Nat: Wanda, go back to camp and wait there!

Wanda: Wait, I found Y/N’s phone! And Peter’s! They must be nearby.

T’Challa: Don’t go any further!

Wanda: I can find them, I know it!

Wanda: I see someone; it must be one of them!

Wanda has been disconnected.

Nat: Oh god no…

Clint: There’s water on my face, I don’t know where it’s coming from. It’s not raining.

Clint: Wait, it’s my tears. Never mind.

Nat: How will we stop whatever it is?!

Clint: This is all my fault.

Clint: I’m going to make this right.

Clint: I WILL FIGHT IT AND SAVE THEM!

T’Challa: Clint, you fool! It’s a suicide mission!

Clint has left the chat.

T’Challa has added Thor, Tony, Sam, Bucky, Vision.

T’Challa: Thor, Vision, we need you to fly ahead and find them.

Thor: I WILL CRUSH WHATEVER DARES TO INJURE MY PRINCESSES AND THE SPIDER BOY!

Vision: I will save you, Wanda!

Thor: And the others.

Vision: Yes, them too, of course…

Thor: And then when they are rescued, I shall strike Clint with lightning. He’ll survive… I think.

Thor has left the chat.

Vision has left the chat.

Tony: This is a joke, right?

Tony: Some heartless prank?

Sam: I think Bucky is crying…

Bucky: NO I’M NOT! I’M JUST ALLERGIC TO YOU!

Sam: You’re heartless! I’m crying. Who is going to train with me now? Who will watch silly movies with me? Who will send me memes?  Y/N is gone! Peter is gone! Wanda is gone!

Bucky: OKAY I’M CRYING, JUST A LITTLE! I DIDN’T THINK THEY’D DIE LIKE THIS!

Tony: No! We don’t know that! They must be alive…  What will I tell Peter’s aunt?!

Nat: We should have brought Bruce with us…

Pietro has joined the chat.

Pietro: HELP ME PLEASE!

Nat: Run, Pietro! We don’t call you sonic for nothing!

Pietro: Tell Thor it’s me! He’s going to kill me if he doesn’t stop this!

Tony: Wait, why is Thor attacking you?!

Pietro:  When Y/N went missing, I found her in less than a minute. It wasn’t hard with my speed. After that I decided to scare her. I pretended to be something else and when I caught her, I just sped her off to the nearest town. She is fine but very angry with me. I did the same to Peter and Wanda. They are all safe and warm in a diner, I ordered them their favorite meals. I thought it would be funny to scare them. Peter screamed like a little girl. They were all so terrified! I came back for Clint but Thor appeared!

Tony: Changing course. I hope the diner has parking space for the quinjet.

Pietro: No, please! Stop Thor!

T’Challa: You deserve this.

Bucky: Why can’t you speed off?

Pietro: Vision has managed to catch me! Thor is so angry.

Sam: You made me mourn them. I will not mourn you.

Sam has left the chat.

Bucky: They must have been terrified. I just want to hug them now.

Bucky has left the chat.

Nat: I am disappointed in you, Pietro.

Nat has left the chat.

T’Challa has left the chat.

Tony has left the chat.

Pietro: It was just a prank…

Pietro has left the chat.

Clint has joined the chat.

Clint: IT’S STORMING! THOR HAS COME FOR ME! I KNEW IT! THERE’S LIGHTNING EVERYWHERE!

Clint:

Clint: DID YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY FORGET THAT I’M STILL IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE?!

Clint: Oh, the lightning is for Pietro. HAHA THAT PUNK DESERVES IT!

Clint: BUT SERIOUSLY COME BACK, I CAN’T DODGE ALL THIS LIGHTNING

Clint: PLEASE

Clint: AT LEAST GET ME SOME PIE FROM THE DINER!

Clint has left the chat.

I mean Tony and Rhodes had to meet T’Challa properly before the airport battle right? Like how did that even go down. “Your Highness, hi. You here to kill Barnes?” And then T’Challa stares at them through that dope-ass mask and Rhodey’s like, so done by now, just “Can you not?” 

Meanwhile Spidey’s like in the corner with Vision discussing the giant cat man in the quinjet with them. Is that a Furry? When did the Avengers get a Furry? Vision zones out after that, he’s connected to the internet to find out what a Furry is. He is bewildered. Further research may be necessary.

Tony and Nat like, talking strategy about ‘going easy on them’ and Nat’s kinda miffed that her spider motif is being infringed upon by the twelve year old. Tony and FRIDAY arguing about what shoe boutique to preemptively buy out for Pepper Potts because he’s got a bad feeling about this.

Just. Team Iron Man. Wild.