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“Loki, my boy… ‘Twas many moons ago I found you on a frost-bitten battlefield…. You were merely a little blue baby icicle that melted this old fool’s heart.” — The Tragedy of Loki of Asgard

Crush

Requested By Anon

Pairings: Peter Parker x F!Reader


Peter has created a chatroom.

Peter has invited Wanda, Scott, Bruce, T’Challa, Vision, Thor, Y/N, Natasha, Steve, Bucky, Rhodey, Tony, Clint, Sam.

Scott: This is amazing! Everyone’s here!

Peter has invited Loki, Wade, Pietro.

Clint: You could have left them out!

Pietro: I know, right? Wade and Loki are weird.

Loki: He means you too, mortal.

Thor: Greetings, Brother!

Loki: Thor.

Thor: BROTHER!

Loki: THOR!

Thor: B R O T H E R !

Loki: T H O R !

Y/N: Loki, he’s not going to stop until you address him as brother.

Loki: But he’s not my brother!

Thor: MY BROTHER.

T’Challa: I would do it before you upset him.

Loki: NO.

Bruce: Thor :) Is :) Your :) Brother, :) Okay? :) :) :) Don’t :) Test :) My :) Patience :)

Loki: My brother, Thor! How nice to talk with you again!

Thor: Indeed it is, Brother!

Bruce: good.

Thor: :D :D :D

Rhodey: Anyone else really scared right now?

Wanda: I’m more scared of the fact that Thor now knows how to do this: :D

Vision: I find it rather cute.

Wade: My Peetie has something very important to say. Please be quiet.

Y/N: SINCE WHEN ARE YOU POLITE?!

Wade: I always am!

Y/N: Oh, I see. He’s trying to impress the team.

Wade: I am not!

Y/N: Let’s see how long you’ll be able to keep this up.

Thor: Wade is rather vulgar so this is quite strange seeing him like this.

Wanda: He’s swearing in his mind!

Wade: Please. I am the definition of well mannered.

Clint: HAHAHA RIGHT RIGHT SURE

Wade: LET PEETIE SAY WHAT HE WANTS TO SAY!

Tony: What’s up, kid?

Peter: I have gathered you all here to let you know of the greatness of my crush.

Natasha: Awww my spiderling, you have a crush?! Who is it?

Sam: So we’re all here… To know about your crush… Fun.

Peter: She’s beautiful.

Y/N: Why didn’t you tell me you had a crush? You usually tell me everything…

Thor: We would like to meet her :D :D

Vision: …so cute.

Peter: You will, soon!

Y/N: Oh look, I have to leave at ten to soon. I won’t be able to meet her.

Scott: This is great! Tell us more about her.

Y/N: Or keep it to yourself, that’s fine.

Pietro: I would think you would be happy for him, Y/N?

Y/N: I am.

Wanda: Suuuure you are.

Wanda: I’M SORRY! STOP THINKING OF THAT!

Y/N: Stay out of my mind then!

Peter: FIND OUT WHO HER CRUSH IS

Rhodey: Read Tony’s mind.

Bruce: What’s the pin to all his credit cards?

Rhodey: Tell us.

Tony: Brucie, Rhodey baby. I’m offended that you think I wouldn’t share that with you. Go wild. Buy whatever you want. All you had to do was ask.

Sam: Why aren’t we friends like that?!

Bucky: I blame Steve.

Steve: Me?!

Sam: You don’t buy us anything.

Bucky: Yeah, Steve.

Sam: Step up your game!

Wade: Ladies.

Steve: I help save the world. I lead this team. I went against the law for you, Bucky. I broke you out of prison, Sam! After all I have done… Yet you disrespect me like this? I thought our friendship was real.

Tony: The Captain is upset…

Rhodey: …Maybe he needs to…

Tony: …Chill out!

Rhodey: Yeaaahhhh!

T’Challa: What?

Tony: You know, cause he was frozen.

Pietro: That is the lamest joke I’ve ever heard.

T’Challa: I agree.

Wade: Laaadieeees.

Rhodey: That joke kills!

Pietro: Because it’s so bad?

Tony: Don’t listen to him, Rhodey. He doesn’t understand our humor.

Thor: Haha, Lady Y/N, Sir Scott, do you remember the time we went to Asgard and absconded with my brother’s most prized possessions?

Peter: What?! Without me?!

Y/N: Maybe if you weren’t so busy with your crush I would have invited you.

Loki: YOU OAF, I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SET FOOT IN MY ROOM!

Scott: I thought we were keeping that a secret…

Wade: Laaaadiessssss.

Y/N: Why would you bring that up, Thor?

Thor: I remembered and thought I would share the fun memory :D :D :D

Vision: Love it.

Wade: LADIES.

Clint: YOU WENT TO ASGARD WITHOUT US

Pietro: Not fair! I’ve been asking Thor for months to take me!

Wade: WHAT THE SHIT YOU SPANDEX LOVING ASSHOLES

Wade: HOW ABOUT YOU ALL NEVER UTTER A SINGLE WORD AGAIN, HUH?

Wade: YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK… lovesick.

Wade: I ACTUALLY CONSIDERED JOINING THE X-MEN

Wade: EVEN BUCKY, OUR VERY OWN DORY, CAN STAY ON TOPIC LONGER THAN ANY OF YOU, AND THAT IS SAYING SOMETHING.

Bucky: Who the hell is Bucky?

Sam: That’s not funny.

Steve: Bucky?! Do you not remember who you are? It’s me, Steve!

Sam: … really?

Loki: What did you think would happen when you bring 18 people into a chat?

Y/N:… Wade beat his record. 10 minutes.

T’Challa: That’s longer than we expected.

Clint: He’s evolving.

Wade: Peetie, go on.

Wade: PEETIE.

Peter: What?

Peter: Oh sorry! I was daydreaming about my crush. She’s just so amazing.

Y/N: If she’s SO amazing, why haven’t you introduced us to her yet?

T’Challa: Someone’s jealous.

Peter: I will introduce you all to her. But I’m not sure if she likes me.

Y/N: I don’t see how she couldn’t.

Thor: You are very lovable, Spider-Boy. I agree with Lady Y/N :D

Vision: adorable.

Tony: I want to meet her. Like now.

Clint: Me too.

Tony: What if she’s not that good?

Clint: WHAT IF SHE HURTS HIM

Tony: WE WON’T ALLOW IT

Wade: Shhh. Shhhh. Shhhhut up. 

Bruce: You’re extra weird today.

Natasha: More weird than Clint.

Clint: Whaaaaaat? You dare sully my name! How dare you!

Natasha: See what I mean?

Vision: Will we finally know the identity of your crush? 

Y/N: We don’t need to know.

Wanda: Yes we do!

Y/N: No, we don’t!

Wanda: YES

Y/N: NO

Wanda: TRUST ME Y/N. YOU DO.

Wanda: I mean, we do.*

Loki: Ehehehehe, I know who it is!

Peter: How do you know who it is?!

Thor: :D Tell us :D Brother!

Vision: So proud.

Loki: … Stay away from my brother, android man.

Thor: HE CALLED ME BROTHER ON HIS OWN ACCORD!!!!!!!!

Loki has left the chat.

Thor: D:

Vision: It’s okay, Thor. Do not be sad.

Clint: The creepy snowman is gone.

Tony: Who do we thank for this?

Clint: A BLESSING!

Tony: Let us all rejoice!

Steve: … Why are all of you more intense versions of yourselves today?

Y/N: See Peter, this is what happens when you bring us all together…

Peter: I am starting to regret it.

T’Challa: If we can conclude this, I would be thankful. I have business to attend to.

Peter: So you know my crush is beautiful? But she’s more than that. So much more. She’s smart, and funny. I love all her little quirks.

Wade: WAIT

Peter: I… was on a roll there…

Wade: We’re forgetting someone!

Natasha: If you add the olive man I will end you.

Rhodey: Who could it possibly be?

Wade has added Dopinder.

Y/N: OHMYGOD

Clint: Who… Who is this?

Y/N: WADE ARE YOU SERIOUS

Tony: Hello person we do not know. At all.

Y/N: DOPINDER HELLO

Steve: ????????

Peter: I’m really starting to hate you, Wade.

Wade: Is it because Y/N is excited that he’s here? Don’t worry, he likes Gita.

Dopinder: Hello, Mr. Pool. and friends.

Wade: Now that everyone is here, you may continue, Peetie.

Peter: It’s Y/N. My crush is Y/N. I really like you, Y/N.

Clint: WHAT

Pietro: You didn’t see that coming?

Pietro has left the chat.

Clint: Yeah, you better run!

Wanda: I was right! I told you, Y/N! But did you listen? Nooooo! Why listen to a MIND READER?!

Wanda has left the chat.

Y/N: Me?!

Y/N: So you don’t like someone else?

Y/N: But me?!

Sam: Ooooh, you were so jealous!

Y/N: NO I WASN’T

Bucky: Jealous of yourself!

Clint: Do you like Peter too?

Thor: :D :D :D :D :D SHE DOES SHE TOLD ME

Y/N: SNITCH!

Y/N: I like you too, Peter.

Peter: Thor, if you don’t mind,

Peter: :D :D :D THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE :D :D :D

Thor: :D

Peter: :D

Thor: :D

Peter: :D

Vision: What am I witnessing here? Remarkable.

T’Challa: Congratulations! Y/N, Shuri says, “I told you so.” She looks forward to your upcoming visit. Please try not to scare any of the diplomats like last time. I have to go now. I will see you and Shuri in a week.

T’Challa has left the chat.

Tony: Always so busy. I guess we all kind of knew who your crush is.

Peter: You did?!

Bruce: It was painfully obvious.

Rhodey: Same goes for you, Y/N.

Y/N: I was not obvious! … Right?

Bruce: Basically, everyone knew, but the two of you.

Natasha: We should give them some privacy! I am so happy for you two.

Natasha has left the chat.

Bruce has left the chat.

Rhodey has left the chat.

Thor has left the chat.

Vision has left the chat.

Bucky has left the chat.

Clint: I don’t know how I feel about this…

Clint: I will be monitoring the chat.

Clint: Especially you, Peter.

Clint: ESPECIALLY. YOU.

Peter: o…kay

Clint has left the chat.

Wade: Peetie. DON’T GET ANY OF YOUR DISGUSTING WEBS ON HER OR ELSE.

Wade: You can’t see that I’m making threatening hand signs, but I totally am!

Wade: I will be chaperoning all your dates.

Wade has left the chat.

Y/N: Are the rest of you going to leave too…?

Steve: Yeah. Sure.

Y/N: You’re still not leaving…

Steve: Okay, bye.

Y/N: Steve.

Steve: Yeah?

Y/N: You’re still here…

Steve: Haha, am I?

Peter: Yup…

Steve: How do I work this thing? Say whatever you two have to say. It’ll be like I’m not even here! I won’t even look at my phone.

Peter: I am really regretting adding everyone to the chat…

Sam: You’ll regret it even more if you do anything to hurt her, Mr Team Ironjerk.

Tony: So if the kid was on Cap’s side, you’d be fine with this?

Sam: Nah.

Tony: THEN WHY INSULT ME LIKE THAT

Steve: Okay, Sam. We should go.

Sam: REMEMBER, I TAUGHT HER HOW TO KILL A MAN IN 10 SECONDS!

Sam: Actually Natasha did that but you get my point!

Sam has left the chat.

Steve has left the chat.

Tony: So, kid. Y/N has always been like a daughter to me. Is it okay if I call you son now? I do expect you to eventually marry her. That would make you my son-in-law. So, son, I’m quite glad it’s going to be you instead of some of the other people she’s liked. She’s growing up so fast. I remember when she became an Avenger. Bruce and I were working on invisibility fields. Ever seen those funny videos where people walk into glass doors? She walked right into it.

Y/N: let that memory DIE.

Tony: You should bring your aunt over and we’ll all have a big family dinner. You, your aunt, Y/N, Bruce, Clint spying in the vents, Rhodey and I.

Scott: Can I come?

Y/N: Scott! You’re still here?!

Scott: I’ve been here the entire time.

Peter: I’ll ask my aunt, Mr. Stark.

Tony: Please, call me dad.

Peter: I prefer Mr. Stark.

Tony: Dad.

Peter: I’d rather not, Mr. Stark.

Tony: Uncle Tony is fine too.

Dopinder: Where did Mr. Pool go?

Dopinder: I seem to have missed a lot.

Dopinder: It is an honor to be here with you, Mr. Stark!

Dopinder: And you too, Y/N, you’re amazing!

Scott: Excuse me.

Scott: Hi, I’m Scott.

Scott: The fangirling is my thing.

Dopinder: … I’m sorry but you are?

Scott: NO WONDER HE LIKES TONY.

Scott has left the chat.

Dopinder: ?

Dopinder has left the chat.

Peter: Who else is still in the chat that I forgot about?!

Tony: I will get everything ready for tonight. Have fun kids. But not too much fun.

Tony has left the chat.

Y/N: I’m glad that’s finally over.

Peter: Me too.

Peter: So, um,

Peter: Y/N,

Peter: Would you like to go on a date, tomorrow? It would have been tonight but Mr. Stark is hosting this dinner now, unless you’d like to go to the dinner with me as my date?

Clint has joined the chat.

Clint: NO DATING UNTIL YOU’RE STEVE’S AGE

Clint: THAT APPLIES TO BOTH OF YOU

Y/N: Yes, Peter. I would love to!

Clint: NO WHAT DID I SAY

Peter: Great!

Clint: NO LISTEN TO ME, UNCLE CLINT KNOWS BEST

Y/N: I’ll see you tonight!

Y/N has left the chat.

Peter: I guess you’ll be there too, Clint?

Clint: DAMN RIGHT!

Peter: You’re my favorite uncle that’s alive.

Peter has left the chat.

Clint: OOOOH TONY IS NEVER GOING TO BELIEVE THAT HAHAHA!

Clint has left the chat.

My omega // Thor Odinson x reader // A/B/O // Smut

Request:  A/B/O Thor? Oml, I love your writing. I can so imagine that he’d be rough, biting, lotus position, doggy-style, omfg 🔥🔥🔥 -🦁

Warning: SMUT, biting, rough sex, 

Originally posted by thorduna

The heat was unbearable, my scent was probably sneaking from under the door and into the rest of the tower so the Alphas could smell it.

I was deathly afraid because of how Thor would react when I didn’t tell him of my heat coming before he left for his mission a few days ago. There was a knock on my door, I panicked. 

“Darling?” Thor opened the door and saw me whining and grinding up against his pillow. “Darling, Are you in?” He walked towards the bed and pulled me to him by my ankle. 

I nodded and whimpered as his hand held my thigh,  “Do you not remember what I have told you?” His voice was bold, I nodded “I didn’t want you to worry” I squeal as he slipped his hand down my panties.

“Should have told me anyway” 

his hand started to rub my clit, I bucked my hips into his hand. “Stay still Darling”

I grabbed his wrist as he entered his fingers in my pussy, “fuck!” Thor had pressed his fingers onto my g-spot. “S-sir please!” I moaned, his thumb rubbed my clit, I couldn’t handle it. I needed his knot. “What do you need Omega?” he growled, he pressed his thumb onto my clit harder, enough to send me over the edge. With a howl, I came onto his fingers.

 He pulled his fingers out of my cunt. He licked my cum off of his fingers. I whimpered for him. He looked at me, he smirked “what do you want my Omega” moaning, I crawled up onto his lap. “I need your knot” I whimpered, I grabbed the button of Thor’s jeans, I started to undo it. Thor grabbed the end of my shirt and lifted it off of me.

He ripped my bra off. “Thor!” I squealed, I grabbed on to go shoulder as he sucked on my breast. I pulled on his hair, “I need your Alpha cock in me!” He pulled off his pants and boxers. He groaned as he felt my tight cunt. Tears of pleasure started to fill my eyes. “Thor! Thor!” I moaned and tugged on his hair. “Does it feel good Darling?” “Yes! Yes! Yes!

He pushed me onto my back

His cock rubbed my g-spot, I screamed out in pleasure, “I need your knot!” His hand started to rub my clit, a another mind-blowing orgasm, Thor groaned. He pulled out leaving me to whimper, he flipped me over and pushed my head into the pillows.

“Your cunt feels so good wrapped around my cock darling” I moaned, a tear started to slide down my cheek, Thor bit onto my shoulder.

I rolled my eyes back and a third orgasm took me, “T-thor!! Please!” Thor groaned

His knot caught, hot spurts of cum coated my walls, I let out a cry of pleasure and clutched the bedsheets. “Thor..” I whimpered aa he pulled out He laid beside me and wrapped his arms around me. “Sleep darling”
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Thor 3 Ragnarok - B-Roll, Bloopers and Behind the Scenes (2017)

SPOILER WARNING BELOW!!! Take a look! Behind the Scenes of Thor: Ragnarok. With Comments from Jeff “The Grandmaster” Goldblum, Chris “Thor” Hemsworth and director Taika Waititi. SPOILER WARNING !!! There is a big spoiler regarding The Grandmaster between 0:55 to 1:05. No only on Thor: Ragnarok, but also on Avengers: Infinity War. Do not listen to that part if you do not want to be spoiled!

anonymous asked:

What do you think about all the parallels between Loki, Thor and Hela? I feel like this movie shed a lot of light on odin’s questionable parenting while still being sort of understanding in regards to his reaction to both his sons??

could I talk about this forever? probably yes, I love character parallels so much. and I mean I’ve already talked about it some but I can probably come up with more new things to say, I do tend to have a lot to say about…everything. 

The background with Hela definitely does explain a lot about the way Odin acts toward both Thor and Loki. with Thor, for instance, it explains the way he responds to Thor’s aggression and warlike impulses - it’s not just a matter of security or Thor endangering the peace, it’s also a reminder of the path Hela took and the history Odin is trying so hard to both erase and overwrite. The same with Loki - when he tries to conquer Earth it’s an echo of the conquering impulse he’s trying to suppress, and the resemblance to Hela physically can’t help that kneejerk reaction. This isn’t to say that it excuses Odin’s choices, but it adds a layer to them that wasn’t present before. 

At the same time, it provides a very elegant commentary about the long lasting consequences of imperialism and colonialism. Even when a ruler/nation decides to turn away from that path (and the turning away isn’t complete by any means, Asgard still treats other Realms as subordinate to them even if it’s more benevolent and paternalistic rather than aggressive), the remnants remain, and they’ll always come back.

There’s all these networks of parallels between Thor and Hela, Loki and Hela, Hela and Odin, Thor and Odin. 

Thor and Hela appear to be in opposition, but as I mentioned in…some other post I don’t feel like finding right now, there’s echoes between them in terms of their positions as “eldest” and heir apparent, Thor’s history of aggression, and the way they complete that line - “a wise king must never seek out war, but must always be ready for it.” Thor says the first part and Hela the second part, but they’re both inheritors of that credo. 

Hela and Loki’s parallels are more obvious, not just in appearance and antagonism, but in terms of their treatment: just as Odin shut Hela away to control her violence, in The Dark World he does the same, shutting Loki away for (he says) the rest of his life. They also both embody Odin’s history of war, and in a sense lay bare that ugliness lurking underneath Asgard’s glory. 

In the same fashion, therein lie the Loki-and-Odin (”you sound like him”) and Hela-and-Odin parallels. Hela picks up right where she left off, affirming Asgard’s (and Odin’s) history as conqueror, and Loki directly compares his own actions to Odin’s: “I went down to Midgard to rule the people of Earth as a benevolent god. Just like you.” Or later, even more baldly:

Frigga: A king? A true king admits his faults. What of the lives you took on Earth?
Loki: A mere handful compared to the numbers Odin has taken himself.

Thor and Odin, then: both rulers, both striving to do better - but as I talked about here, where Odin fails to erase Asgard’s past because he only manages a thin paper (plaster?) layer over it, Thor is starting over from scratch. He’s rebuilding from the ground up, remaking Asgard with the knowledge of its bloody past, internalizing it rather than trying to ignore it. 

The more I think about this movie the more I feel like underlying the humor is a lot of serious thought and depth.

This is another good post by @portraitoftheoddity talking about more of what I’m discussing here.