Peter has invited Wanda, Scott, Bruce, T’Challa, Vision, Thor, Y/N, Natasha, Steve, Bucky, Rhodey, Tony, Clint, Sam.
Scott: This is amazing! Everyone’s here!
Peter has invited Loki, Wade, Pietro.
Clint: You could have left them out!
Pietro: I know, right? Wade and Loki are weird.
Loki: He means you too, mortal.
Thor: Greetings, Brother!
Thor: B R O T H E R !
Loki: T H O R !
Y/N: Loki, he’s not going to stop until you address him as brother.
Loki: But he’s not my brother!
Thor: MY BROTHER.
T’Challa: I would do it before you upset him.
Bruce: Thor :) Is :) Your :) Brother, :) Okay? :) :) :) Don’t :) Test :) My :) Patience :)
Loki: My brother, Thor! How nice to talk with you again!
Thor: Indeed it is, Brother!
Thor: :D :D :D
Rhodey: Anyone else really scared right now?
Wanda: I’m more scared of the fact that Thor now knows how to do this: :D
Vision: I find it rather cute.
Wade: My Peetie has something very important to say. Please be quiet.
Y/N: SINCE WHEN ARE YOU POLITE?!
Wade: I always am!
Y/N: Oh, I see. He’s trying to impress the team.
Wade: I am not!
Y/N: Let’s see how long you’ll be able to keep this up.
Thor: Wade is rather vulgar so this is quite strange seeing him like this.
Wanda: He’s swearing in his mind!
Wade: Please. I am the definition of well mannered.
Clint: HAHAHA RIGHT RIGHT SURE
Wade: LET PEETIE SAY WHAT HE WANTS TO SAY!
Tony: What’s up, kid?
Peter: I have gathered you all here to let you know of the greatness of my crush.
Natasha: Awww my spiderling, you have a crush?! Who is it?
Sam: So we’re all here… To know about your crush… Fun.
Peter: She’s beautiful.
Y/N: Why didn’t you tell me you had a crush? You usually tell me everything…
Thor: We would like to meet her :D :D
Vision: …so cute.
Peter: You will, soon!
Y/N: Oh look, I have to leave at ten to soon. I won’t be able to meet her.
Scott: This is great! Tell us more about her.
Y/N: Or keep it to yourself, that’s fine.
Pietro: I would think you would be happy for him, Y/N?
Y/N: I am.
Wanda: Suuuure you are.
Wanda: I’M SORRY! STOP THINKING OF THAT!
Y/N: Stay out of my mind then!
Peter: FIND OUT WHO HER CRUSH IS
Rhodey: Read Tony’s mind.
Bruce: What’s the pin to all his credit cards?
Rhodey: Tell us.
Tony: Brucie, Rhodey baby. I’m offended that you think I wouldn’t share that with you. Go wild. Buy whatever you want. All you had to do was ask.
Sam: Why aren’t we friends like that?!
Bucky: I blame Steve.
Sam: You don’t buy us anything.
Bucky: Yeah, Steve.
Sam: Step up your game!
Steve: I help save the world. I lead this team. I went against the law for you, Bucky. I broke you out of prison, Sam! After all I have done… Yet you disrespect me like this? I thought our friendship was real.
Tony: The Captain is upset…
Rhodey: …Maybe he needs to…
Tony: …Chill out!
Tony: You know, cause he was frozen.
Pietro: That is the lamest joke I’ve ever heard.
T’Challa: I agree.
Rhodey: That joke kills!
Pietro: Because it’s so bad?
Tony: Don’t listen to him, Rhodey. He doesn’t understand our humor.
Thor: Haha, Lady Y/N, Sir Scott, do you remember the time we went to Asgard and absconded with my brother’s most prized possessions?
Peter: What?! Without me?!
Y/N: Maybe if you weren’t so busy with your crush I would have invited you.
Loki: YOU OAF, I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SET FOOT IN MY ROOM!
Scott: I thought we were keeping that a secret…
Y/N: Why would you bring that up, Thor?
Thor: I remembered and thought I would share the fun memory :D :D :D
Vision: Love it.
Clint: YOU WENT TO ASGARD WITHOUT US
Pietro: Not fair! I’ve been asking Thor for months to take me!
Wade: WHAT THE SHIT YOU SPANDEX LOVING ASSHOLES
Wade: HOW ABOUT YOU ALL NEVER UTTER A SINGLE WORD AGAIN, HUH?
Wade: YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK… lovesick.
Wade: I ACTUALLY CONSIDERED JOINING THE X-MEN
Wade: EVEN BUCKY, OUR VERY OWN DORY, CAN STAY ON TOPIC LONGER THAN ANY OF YOU, AND THAT IS SAYING SOMETHING.
Bucky: Who the hell is Bucky?
Sam: That’s not funny.
Steve: Bucky?! Do you not remember who you are? It’s me, Steve!
Sam: … really?
Loki: What did you think would happen when you bring 18 people into a chat?
Y/N:… Wade beat his record. 10 minutes.
T’Challa: That’s longer than we expected.
Clint: He’s evolving.
Wade: Peetie, go on.
Peter: Oh sorry! I was daydreaming about my crush. She’s just so amazing.
Y/N: If she’s SO amazing, why haven’t you introduced us to her yet?
T’Challa: Someone’s jealous.
Peter: I will introduce you all to her. But I’m not sure if she likes me.
Y/N: I don’t see how she couldn’t.
Thor: You are very lovable, Spider-Boy. I agree with Lady Y/N :D
Tony: I want to meet her. Like now.
Clint: Me too.
Tony: What if she’s not that good?
Clint: WHAT IF SHE HURTS HIM
Tony: WE WON’T ALLOW IT
Wade: Shhh. Shhhh. Shhhhut up.
Bruce: You’re extra weird today.
Natasha: More weird than Clint.
Clint: Whaaaaaat? You dare sully my name! How dare you!
Natasha: See what I mean?
Vision: Will we finally know the identity of your crush?
Y/N: We don’t need to know.
Wanda: Yes we do!
Y/N: No, we don’t!
Wanda: TRUST ME Y/N. YOU DO.
Wanda: I mean, we do.*
Loki: Ehehehehe, I know who it is!
Peter: How do you know who it is?!
Thor: :D Tell us :D Brother!
Vision: So proud.
Loki: … Stay away from my brother, android man.
Thor: HE CALLED ME BROTHER ON HIS OWN ACCORD!!!!!!!!
Loki has left the chat.
Vision: It’s okay, Thor. Do not be sad.
Clint: The creepy snowman is gone.
Tony: Who do we thank for this?
Clint: A BLESSING!
Tony: Let us all rejoice!
Steve: … Why are all of you more intense versions of yourselves today?
Y/N: See Peter, this is what happens when you bring us all together…
Peter: I am starting to regret it.
T’Challa: If we can conclude this, I would be thankful. I have business to attend to.
Peter: So you know my crush is beautiful? But she’s more than that. So much more. She’s smart, and funny. I love all her little quirks.
Peter: I… was on a roll there…
Wade: We’re forgetting someone!
Natasha: If you add the olive man I will end you.
Rhodey: Who could it possibly be?
Wade has added Dopinder.
Clint: Who… Who is this?
Y/N: WADE ARE YOU SERIOUS
Tony: Hello person we do not know. At all.
Y/N: DOPINDER HELLO
Peter: I’m really starting to hate you, Wade.
Wade: Is it because Y/N is excited that he’s here? Don’t worry, he likes Gita.
Dopinder: Hello, Mr. Pool. and friends.
Wade: Now that everyone is here, you may continue, Peetie.
Peter: It’s Y/N. My crush is Y/N. I really like you, Y/N.
Pietro: You didn’t see that coming?
Pietro has left the chat.
Clint: Yeah, you better run!
Wanda: I was right! I told you, Y/N! But did you listen? Nooooo! Why listen to a MIND READER?!
Wanda has left the chat.
Y/N: So you don’t like someone else?
Y/N: But me?!
Sam: Ooooh, you were so jealous!
Y/N: NO I WASN’T
Bucky: Jealous of yourself!
Clint: Do you like Peter too?
Thor: :D :D :D :D :D SHE DOES SHE TOLD ME
Y/N: I like you too, Peter.
Peter: Thor, if you don’t mind,
Peter: :D :D :D THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE :D :D :D
Vision: What am I witnessing here? Remarkable.
T’Challa: Congratulations! Y/N, Shuri says, “I told you so.” She looks forward to your upcoming visit. Please try not to scare any of the diplomats like last time. I have to go now. I will see you and Shuri in a week.
T’Challa has left the chat.
Tony: Always so busy. I guess we all kind of knew who your crush is.
Peter: You did?!
Bruce: It was painfully obvious.
Rhodey: Same goes for you, Y/N.
Y/N: I was not obvious! … Right?
Bruce: Basically, everyone knew, but the two of you.
Natasha: We should give them some privacy! I am so happy for you two.
Natasha has left the chat.
Bruce has left the chat.
Rhodey has left the chat.
Thor has left the chat.
Vision has left the chat.
Bucky has left the chat.
Clint: I don’t know how I feel about this…
Clint: I will be monitoring the chat.
Clint: Especially you, Peter.
Clint: ESPECIALLY. YOU.
Clint has left the chat.
Wade: Peetie. DON’T GET ANY OF YOUR DISGUSTING WEBS ON HER OR ELSE.
Wade: You can’t see that I’m making threatening hand signs, but I totally am!
Wade: I will be chaperoning all your dates.
Wade has left the chat.
Y/N: Are the rest of you going to leave too…?
Steve: Yeah. Sure.
Y/N: You’re still not leaving…
Steve: Okay, bye.
Y/N: You’re still here…
Steve: Haha, am I?
Steve: How do I work this thing? Say whatever you two have to say. It’ll be like I’m not even here! I won’t even look at my phone.
Peter: I am really regretting adding everyone to the chat…
Sam: You’ll regret it even more if you do anything to hurt her, Mr Team Ironjerk.
Tony: So if the kid was on Cap’s side, you’d be fine with this?
Tony: THEN WHY INSULT ME LIKE THAT
Steve: Okay, Sam. We should go.
Sam: REMEMBER, I TAUGHT HER HOW TO KILL A MAN IN 10 SECONDS!
Sam: Actually Natasha did that but you get my point!
Sam has left the chat.
Steve has left the chat.
Tony: So, kid. Y/N has always been like a daughter to me. Is it okay if I call you son now? I do expect you to eventually marry her. That would make you my son-in-law. So, son, I’m quite glad it’s going to be you instead of some of the other people she’s liked. She’s growing up so fast. I remember when she became an Avenger. Bruce and I were working on invisibility fields. Ever seen those funny videos where people walk into glass doors? She walked right into it.
Y/N: let that memory DIE.
Tony: You should bring your aunt over and we’ll all have a big family dinner. You, your aunt, Y/N, Bruce,
Clint spying in the vents, Rhodey and I.
Scott: Can I come?
Y/N: Scott! You’re still here?!
Scott: I’ve been here the entire time.
Peter: I’ll ask my aunt, Mr. Stark.
Tony: Please, call me dad.
Peter: I prefer Mr. Stark.
Peter: I’d rather not, Mr. Stark.
Tony: Uncle Tony is fine too.
Dopinder: Where did Mr. Pool go?
Dopinder: I seem to have missed a lot.
Dopinder: It is an honor to be here with you, Mr. Stark!
Dopinder: And you too, Y/N, you’re amazing!
Scott: Excuse me.
Scott: Hi, I’m Scott.
Scott: The fangirling is my thing.
Dopinder: … I’m sorry but you are?
Scott: NO WONDER HE LIKES TONY.
Scott has left the chat.
Dopinder has left the chat.
Peter: Who else is still in the chat that I forgot about?!
Tony: I will get everything ready for tonight. Have fun kids. But not too much fun.
Tony has left the chat.
Y/N: I’m glad that’s finally over.
Peter: Me too.
Peter: So, um,
Peter: Would you like to go on a date, tomorrow? It would have been tonight but Mr. Stark is hosting this dinner now, unless you’d like to go to the dinner with me as my date?
Clint has joined the chat.
Clint: NO DATING UNTIL YOU’RE STEVE’S AGE
Clint: THAT APPLIES TO BOTH OF YOU
Y/N: Yes, Peter. I would love to!
Clint: NO WHAT DID I SAY
Clint: NO LISTEN TO ME, UNCLE CLINT KNOWS BEST
Y/N: I’ll see you tonight!
Y/N has left the chat.
Peter: I guess you’ll be there too, Clint?
Clint: DAMN RIGHT!
Peter: You’re my favorite uncle that’s alive.
Peter has left the chat.
Clint: OOOOH TONY IS NEVER GOING TO BELIEVE THAT HAHAHA!
Today, I had my first full blast encounter with a person who clearly considered me a “fake geek girl." I had my running clothes on and had stopped at my local comic book store. Agonized over which comics to get with a gift card I had and left. That was swell.
Then I went to a book store I also had a gift card to and went to the comic book section. I flipped through Guardians of the Galaxy, thinking I might pick it up since the pieces I have read seem pretty good. Also grabbed She-Hulk because I have heard good things.
A guy comes up behind me and goes, "Do you like Guardians of the Galaxy?”
I look up. “Um, well, I will find out, but I what I have read so far seems pretty good so I think I will enjoy it.”
Him: “Did you see the movie?”
Me: “Yeah, but I am not expecting the comic to be like the movie.”
I seem him begin to posture for his mansplaining. “Well, you see, movies and comic books are nothing alike.”
Me: “Yeah, I know. I read a lot of comic books.”
Him: “Yeah? Like what?” his tone is one that clearly does not believe me.
I know I shouldn’t have to defend that I read comic books, but I felt so much on the spot I responded with the first thing I could think of.
Me: “I really like Thor.”
Him: “Thor isn’t a real super hero. He is based off of Norse Mythology which isn’t supposed to be in comic books. It is like saying Odin should be the hero or something.”