Peter has invited Wanda, Scott, Bruce, T’Challa, Vision, Thor, Y/N, Natasha, Steve, Bucky, Rhodey, Tony, Clint, Sam.
Scott: This is amazing! Everyone’s here!
Peter has invited Loki, Wade, Pietro.
Clint: You could have left them out!
Pietro: I know, right? Wade and Loki are weird.
Loki: He means you too, mortal.
Thor: Greetings, Brother!
Thor: B R O T H E R !
Loki: T H O R !
Y/N: Loki, he’s not going to stop until you address him as brother.
Loki: But he’s not my brother!
Thor: MY BROTHER.
T’Challa: I would do it before you upset him.
Bruce: Thor :) Is :) Your :) Brother, :) Okay? :) :) :) Don’t :) Test :) My :) Patience :)
Loki: My brother, Thor! How nice to talk with you again!
Thor: Indeed it is, Brother!
Thor: :D :D :D
Rhodey: Anyone else really scared right now?
Wanda: I’m more scared of the fact that Thor now knows how to do this: :D
Vision: I find it rather cute.
Wade: My Peetie has something very important to say. Please be quiet.
Y/N: SINCE WHEN ARE YOU POLITE?!
Wade: I always am!
Y/N: Oh, I see. He’s trying to impress the team.
Wade: I am not!
Y/N: Let’s see how long you’ll be able to keep this up.
Thor: Wade is rather vulgar so this is quite strange seeing him like this.
Wanda: He’s swearing in his mind!
Wade: Please. I am the definition of well mannered.
Clint: HAHAHA RIGHT RIGHT SURE
Wade: LET PEETIE SAY WHAT HE WANTS TO SAY!
Tony: What’s up, kid?
Peter: I have gathered you all here to let you know of the greatness of my crush.
Natasha: Awww my spiderling, you have a crush?! Who is it?
Sam: So we’re all here… To know about your crush… Fun.
Peter: She’s beautiful.
Y/N: Why didn’t you tell me you had a crush? You usually tell me everything…
Thor: We would like to meet her :D :D
Vision: …so cute.
Peter: You will, soon!
Y/N: Oh look, I have to leave at ten to soon. I won’t be able to meet her.
Scott: This is great! Tell us more about her.
Y/N: Or keep it to yourself, that’s fine.
Pietro: I would think you would be happy for him, Y/N?
Y/N: I am.
Wanda: Suuuure you are.
Wanda: I’M SORRY! STOP THINKING OF THAT!
Y/N: Stay out of my mind then!
Peter: FIND OUT WHO HER CRUSH IS
Rhodey: Read Tony’s mind.
Bruce: What’s the pin to all his credit cards?
Rhodey: Tell us.
Tony: Brucie, Rhodey baby. I’m offended that you think I wouldn’t share that with you. Go wild. Buy whatever you want. All you had to do was ask.
Sam: Why aren’t we friends like that?!
Bucky: I blame Steve.
Sam: You don’t buy us anything.
Bucky: Yeah, Steve.
Sam: Step up your game!
Steve: I help save the world. I lead this team. I went against the law for you, Bucky. I broke you out of prison, Sam! After all I have done… Yet you disrespect me like this? I thought our friendship was real.
Tony: The Captain is upset…
Rhodey: …Maybe he needs to…
Tony: …Chill out!
Tony: You know, cause he was frozen.
Pietro: That is the lamest joke I’ve ever heard.
T’Challa: I agree.
Rhodey: That joke kills!
Pietro: Because it’s so bad?
Tony: Don’t listen to him, Rhodey. He doesn’t understand our humor.
Thor: Haha, Lady Y/N, Sir Scott, do you remember the time we went to Asgard and absconded with my brother’s most prized possessions?
Peter: What?! Without me?!
Y/N: Maybe if you weren’t so busy with your crush I would have invited you.
Loki: YOU OAF, I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SET FOOT IN MY ROOM!
Scott: I thought we were keeping that a secret…
Y/N: Why would you bring that up, Thor?
Thor: I remembered and thought I would share the fun memory :D :D :D
Vision: Love it.
Clint: YOU WENT TO ASGARD WITHOUT US
Pietro: Not fair! I’ve been asking Thor for months to take me!
Wade: WHAT THE SHIT YOU SPANDEX LOVING ASSHOLES
Wade: HOW ABOUT YOU ALL NEVER UTTER A SINGLE WORD AGAIN, HUH?
Wade: YOU PEOPLE MAKE ME SICK… lovesick.
Wade: I ACTUALLY CONSIDERED JOINING THE X-MEN
Wade: EVEN BUCKY, OUR VERY OWN DORY, CAN STAY ON TOPIC LONGER THAN ANY OF YOU, AND THAT IS SAYING SOMETHING.
Bucky: Who the hell is Bucky?
Sam: That’s not funny.
Steve: Bucky?! Do you not remember who you are? It’s me, Steve!
Sam: … really?
Loki: What did you think would happen when you bring 18 people into a chat?
Y/N:… Wade beat his record. 10 minutes.
T’Challa: That’s longer than we expected.
Clint: He’s evolving.
Wade: Peetie, go on.
Peter: Oh sorry! I was daydreaming about my crush. She’s just so amazing.
Y/N: If she’s SO amazing, why haven’t you introduced us to her yet?
T’Challa: Someone’s jealous.
Peter: I will introduce you all to her. But I’m not sure if she likes me.
Y/N: I don’t see how she couldn’t.
Thor: You are very lovable, Spider-Boy. I agree with Lady Y/N :D
Tony: I want to meet her. Like now.
Clint: Me too.
Tony: What if she’s not that good?
Clint: WHAT IF SHE HURTS HIM
Tony: WE WON’T ALLOW IT
Wade: Shhh. Shhhh. Shhhhut up.
Bruce: You’re extra weird today.
Natasha: More weird than Clint.
Clint: Whaaaaaat? You dare sully my name! How dare you!
Natasha: See what I mean?
Vision: Will we finally know the identity of your crush?
Y/N: We don’t need to know.
Wanda: Yes we do!
Y/N: No, we don’t!
Wanda: TRUST ME Y/N. YOU DO.
Wanda: I mean, we do.*
Loki: Ehehehehe, I know who it is!
Peter: How do you know who it is?!
Thor: :D Tell us :D Brother!
Vision: So proud.
Loki: … Stay away from my brother, android man.
Thor: HE CALLED ME BROTHER ON HIS OWN ACCORD!!!!!!!!
Loki has left the chat.
Vision: It’s okay, Thor. Do not be sad.
Clint: The creepy snowman is gone.
Tony: Who do we thank for this?
Clint: A BLESSING!
Tony: Let us all rejoice!
Steve: … Why are all of you more intense versions of yourselves today?
Y/N: See Peter, this is what happens when you bring us all together…
Peter: I am starting to regret it.
T’Challa: If we can conclude this, I would be thankful. I have business to attend to.
Peter: So you know my crush is beautiful? But she’s more than that. So much more. She’s smart, and funny. I love all her little quirks.
Peter: I… was on a roll there…
Wade: We’re forgetting someone!
Natasha: If you add the olive man I will end you.
Rhodey: Who could it possibly be?
Wade has added Dopinder.
Clint: Who… Who is this?
Y/N: WADE ARE YOU SERIOUS
Tony: Hello person we do not know. At all.
Y/N: DOPINDER HELLO
Peter: I’m really starting to hate you, Wade.
Wade: Is it because Y/N is excited that he’s here? Don’t worry, he likes Gita.
Dopinder: Hello, Mr. Pool. and friends.
Wade: Now that everyone is here, you may continue, Peetie.
Peter: It’s Y/N. My crush is Y/N. I really like you, Y/N.
Pietro: You didn’t see that coming?
Pietro has left the chat.
Clint: Yeah, you better run!
Wanda: I was right! I told you, Y/N! But did you listen? Nooooo! Why listen to a MIND READER?!
Wanda has left the chat.
Y/N: So you don’t like someone else?
Y/N: But me?!
Sam: Ooooh, you were so jealous!
Y/N: NO I WASN’T
Bucky: Jealous of yourself!
Clint: Do you like Peter too?
Thor: :D :D :D :D :D SHE DOES SHE TOLD ME
Y/N: I like you too, Peter.
Peter: Thor, if you don’t mind,
Peter: :D :D :D THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE :D :D :D
Vision: What am I witnessing here? Remarkable.
T’Challa: Congratulations! Y/N, Shuri says, “I told you so.” She looks forward to your upcoming visit. Please try not to scare any of the diplomats like last time. I have to go now. I will see you and Shuri in a week.
T’Challa has left the chat.
Tony: Always so busy. I guess we all kind of knew who your crush is.
Peter: You did?!
Bruce: It was painfully obvious.
Rhodey: Same goes for you, Y/N.
Y/N: I was not obvious! … Right?
Bruce: Basically, everyone knew, but the two of you.
Natasha: We should give them some privacy! I am so happy for you two.
Natasha has left the chat.
Bruce has left the chat.
Rhodey has left the chat.
Thor has left the chat.
Vision has left the chat.
Bucky has left the chat.
Clint: I don’t know how I feel about this…
Clint: I will be monitoring the chat.
Clint: Especially you, Peter.
Clint: ESPECIALLY. YOU.
Clint has left the chat.
Wade: Peetie. DON’T GET ANY OF YOUR DISGUSTING WEBS ON HER OR ELSE.
Wade: You can’t see that I’m making threatening hand signs, but I totally am!
Wade: I will be chaperoning all your dates.
Wade has left the chat.
Y/N: Are the rest of you going to leave too…?
Steve: Yeah. Sure.
Y/N: You’re still not leaving…
Steve: Okay, bye.
Y/N: You’re still here…
Steve: Haha, am I?
Steve: How do I work this thing? Say whatever you two have to say. It’ll be like I’m not even here! I won’t even look at my phone.
Peter: I am really regretting adding everyone to the chat…
Sam: You’ll regret it even more if you do anything to hurt her, Mr Team Ironjerk.
Tony: So if the kid was on Cap’s side, you’d be fine with this?
Tony: THEN WHY INSULT ME LIKE THAT
Steve: Okay, Sam. We should go.
Sam: REMEMBER, I TAUGHT HER HOW TO KILL A MAN IN 10 SECONDS!
Sam: Actually Natasha did that but you get my point!
Sam has left the chat.
Steve has left the chat.
Tony: So, kid. Y/N has always been like a daughter to me. Is it okay if I call you son now? I do expect you to eventually marry her. That would make you my son-in-law. So, son, I’m quite glad it’s going to be you instead of some of the other people she’s liked. She’s growing up so fast. I remember when she became an Avenger. Bruce and I were working on invisibility fields. Ever seen those funny videos where people walk into glass doors? She walked right into it.
Y/N: let that memory DIE.
Tony: You should bring your aunt over and we’ll all have a big family dinner. You, your aunt, Y/N, Bruce,
Clint spying in the vents, Rhodey and I.
Scott: Can I come?
Y/N: Scott! You’re still here?!
Scott: I’ve been here the entire time.
Peter: I’ll ask my aunt, Mr. Stark.
Tony: Please, call me dad.
Peter: I prefer Mr. Stark.
Peter: I’d rather not, Mr. Stark.
Tony: Uncle Tony is fine too.
Dopinder: Where did Mr. Pool go?
Dopinder: I seem to have missed a lot.
Dopinder: It is an honor to be here with you, Mr. Stark!
Dopinder: And you too, Y/N, you’re amazing!
Scott: Excuse me.
Scott: Hi, I’m Scott.
Scott: The fangirling is my thing.
Dopinder: … I’m sorry but you are?
Scott: NO WONDER HE LIKES TONY.
Scott has left the chat.
Dopinder has left the chat.
Peter: Who else is still in the chat that I forgot about?!
Tony: I will get everything ready for tonight. Have fun kids. But not too much fun.
Tony has left the chat.
Y/N: I’m glad that’s finally over.
Peter: Me too.
Peter: So, um,
Peter: Would you like to go on a date, tomorrow? It would have been tonight but Mr. Stark is hosting this dinner now, unless you’d like to go to the dinner with me as my date?
Clint has joined the chat.
Clint: NO DATING UNTIL YOU’RE STEVE’S AGE
Clint: THAT APPLIES TO BOTH OF YOU
Y/N: Yes, Peter. I would love to!
Clint: NO WHAT DID I SAY
Clint: NO LISTEN TO ME, UNCLE CLINT KNOWS BEST
Y/N: I’ll see you tonight!
Y/N has left the chat.
Peter: I guess you’ll be there too, Clint?
Clint: DAMN RIGHT!
Peter: You’re my favorite uncle that’s alive.
Peter has left the chat.
Clint: OOOOH TONY IS NEVER GOING TO BELIEVE THAT HAHAHA!
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Today, I had my first full blast encounter with a person who clearly considered me a “fake geek girl." I had my running clothes on and had stopped at my local comic book store. Agonized over which comics to get with a gift card I had and left. That was swell.
Then I went to a book store I also had a gift card to and went to the comic book section. I flipped through Guardians of the Galaxy, thinking I might pick it up since the pieces I have read seem pretty good. Also grabbed She-Hulk because I have heard good things.
A guy comes up behind me and goes, "Do you like Guardians of the Galaxy?”
I look up. “Um, well, I will find out, but I what I have read so far seems pretty good so I think I will enjoy it.”
Him: “Did you see the movie?”
Me: “Yeah, but I am not expecting the comic to be like the movie.”
I seem him begin to posture for his mansplaining. “Well, you see, movies and comic books are nothing alike.”
Me: “Yeah, I know. I read a lot of comic books.”
Him: “Yeah? Like what?” his tone is one that clearly does not believe me.
I know I shouldn’t have to defend that I read comic books, but I felt so much on the spot I responded with the first thing I could think of.
Me: “I really like Thor.”
Him: “Thor isn’t a real super hero. He is based off of Norse Mythology which isn’t supposed to be in comic books. It is like saying Odin should be the hero or something.”
ur post about the avengers not knowing how to talk to peter gave me the most horrible idea- there has got to be at least one person on that team who would try and use Hip Teen Slang and its just. the wORST. Someone describes his webshooters as "on fleek" and Peter just backflips off a building in shame
IM LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD
Clint uses ridiculous terms completely out of context and makes Peter want to die. Thor catches on b/c he’s all about inclusion and making his friends - especially his tiny young spider friend - feel welcomed, and if that means using these strange terms than so be it! Thor, all princely accent and booming voice, declaring Clint to be ‘the most basic of bitches’ and this breakfast to be ‘lit.’
Peter just calmly puts his half eaten toast down. Throws on his web-shooters. Walks straight outta the Tower and into free fall, because NOPE. No. No way.
(Bruce describes himself as ‘science trash’ and Peter shrieks a little and seriously considers joining the Fantastic Four instead dealing with these adult messes.) (Although, honestly, Reed Richards? Worse than all of the Avengers combined in that regard. Someone save Johnny. Save him from that hell. He’s too fashionable and beautiful to deal with Reed’s crusty old science ass.)
thegoodlannister said: My thought is very firmly that loki *hoped* he would live and use that to his advantage, but that he couldn’t have known for sure and went for it only because he couldn’t *not* do anything when Thor was at stake.
Well, I do think that Loki went into this entire situation (breaking out of prison and going to Svartalfheim, not just the fight with Kurse) looking for an angle that he hoped to use, but I also wouldn’t be surprised if some part of him was okay with dying.
We see even earlier in the movie, he tells Odin to just SWING THE DAMN AX ALREADY, which makes me think that Loki isn’t precisely seeking death, but that he’s certainly fine with it if it happens, because of a mix of being unable to see a future for himself where he’s satisfied and because he hates himself so much, and so it wasn’t necessarily the same level of driving urge to survive it as, say, Thor has. (Who also would sacrifice himself in a heartbeat, but he’s also a fighter, giving up isn’t in his nature.)
But I don’t think the fight with Kurse was planned (even if I think they may retcon that later, that’s entirely possible) but that Loki just acted on sheer impulse when Kurse was hitting Thor because Thor had JUST saved Loki from the implosion bomb and Loki really did not want that debt hanging over him (and also he couldn’t not do anything when Thor is at stake).
There’s really no way for him to have planned any of this, it had to have been flying by the seat of his pants, and we know the original script had Loki as genuinely dying there, so I don’t think he looked over at Kurse and saw his opportunity. I think he just moved because he had to help Thor and then died and then woke up and then saw his chance and took it.
But whatever Loki’s motivations (and I see more than enough room for multiple interpretations!) I think we can all agree that a) he’s a little shit for sticking around Asgard without letting Thor know and b) Loki can’t actually stand by and let anyone else even potentially kill Thor. ♥
a. It goes without saying that Thor is besotted with his godchildren. Both baby girls are carried snuggly in those massive arms, sung to sleep with Asgardian lullabies and told stories of heroines who have won glory not just with a sword but with the strength of the hearts and their own wits. “A mere woman” is not a phrase in Thor’s vocabulary. He is Frigga’s son after all.
b. Also, Thor was responsible for introducing the babies to the wonder that is strawberry Pop Tarts.
c. Uncle Gabe was responsible for the little girls having their own Bucky Bear. It’s still not certain where he keeps finding the things!
d. Uncle Dum Dum has a picture of Peggy Sue wearing his bowler hat and this is his phone wallpaper.
e. When the girls are older, Uncle Jim will teach them origami and okay, so maybe the first thing they figure out how to do is a Bucky Bear origami figure.
f. Uncle Jackie is responsible for the girls’ flawless French. It is also his fault why Tally is interested in things that go BOOM. Not Tony’s!
g. Uncle Monty is NOT the reason why the girls can sing certain pub songs that they are TOO YOUNG to know about, never mind that “Dada Steve” and “Papa Bucky” can sing them even better in the first place!
h. Of course, Godmother Peggy has a very soft spot for her namesake. She once carefully styled Peggy Sue’s hair in an adorable approximation of her own victory curls. When Uncle Jim got the girls water guns for summer, she taught Peggy Sue how to make sure her aim would be impeccable.
i. And naturally, Godmother Natalia adores Tally. She calls Tally all sorts of Russian endearments and understands when Tally would like to wear her pink tutu and dance to Tchaikovsky and then later on learn how “kick ass” - a phrase she picked up from Uncle Clint.
j. …. and then, there’s Grampy. Who has fangs. And adores his granddaughters to the last drop of his blood.