[Image Description: Meme template of Thor on a rainbow pinwheel background with white text reading, “Hears you like the texture of his cape; lets you play with it as much as you want.”]

I do not blame you; my cape is indeed wonderful!

It was sewn by my mother, Queen Frigga (though not, as friend Tony believes, from her drapery!).

It is quite majestic if I do say so myself.