Palpatine:So. Who broke it? I’m not mad. I just want to know.
Padme:I did. I broke it.
Palpatine:No. No, you didn’t. Rex?
Rex:Don’t look at me. Look at Obi Wan.
Obi Wan:What?! I didn’t break it.
Rex:Huh. That’s weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Obi Wan:Because it’s sitting right in front of us and it’s broken!
Obi Wan:No, it’s not!
Anakin:If it matters, probably not… Ahsoka was the last one to use it.
Ahsoka:Liar! I don’t even drink that crap!
Anakin:Oh really? Then what were you doing by the caf cart earlier?
Ahsoka:I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Anakin!
Padme:Alright, let’s not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Chancellor.
Palpatine:No. Who broke it?
Obi Wan:[whispering] Palpatine, Artoo's been awfully quiet…
Artoo:[in binary] Really?!
Obi Wan:Yeah, really!
Palpatine:I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they’ll be at each other’s throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
so today is my 18th birthday aka my first day of adulthood aka the best day of the year and i’ve decided to celebrate with a follow forever ! (don’t judge my editing skills pls i’m a photoshop noob and that there edit took me three fuggin days)
• special mentions •
• @thighsemoji • sumer you’re my bff and i think i’ve literally talked to you every single day for a year and i’m so so happy and lucky to have you in my life bc even though i wanna throttle you sometimes you make me v happy and i’d be nothing without you
• @loupsandhirry • gabs you’re my favorite shit talkin partner and also my unproblematic fave in literally every way i just really love you i’m so happy we’re friends
• @throughlousdark • lena baby love of my life my winter gf you’re beautiful and you write beautiful smut and i am so glad that you’re in my life
wow such great editing skills, totally didn’t just use powerpoint
I recently hit 500 followers (how???) so I decided I would do a follow forever bc I love you guys so much and wanted to thank you for all of the sweet messages and support you’ve shown me! Even if we don’t talk, I still see you guys on my dash and reblogging my posts, and it means a lot! I’ve only had this blog for a month, but I’ve already made so many great friends and I’ve honestly never been happier! Thank you so so much, I love you all ❤️
(my absolute faves are bolded, make sure you follow everyone on this list bc they’re the coolest)
So… I hit 1k followers and I decided to make a follow forever. Thank you all for following me, I really really appreciate you guys, I know I missed a lot of people
because you never tell me when you change your names ;(. I’m so sorry, but I love you all so much♥ note: my faves are bolded (some of the bolded ones are gone and idk why:c)
Also I want to change my url and I need your help, so I’ll love you forever if you vote here: x, thanks♥ (If you do that please send me an ask with your choice and I’ll give you a blog rate, selfie reblog, make you a playlist, handwrite your url, draw you as neko atsume cat, idk i’ll do anything you want)
it’s been approximately a year since i left my old blog and made this one, i just turned 18, and my like… three year anniversary on tumblr is coming up really soon too so here we are. these are the people that have made this past year absolutely great.
first and foremost to @thunderclaw5 even though he doesn’t actually really use his tumblr like at all ever, i have no idea where i’d be without him
secondly @casdroid who is one of my favorite people ever like srsly me la is just so great and i really need to actually start watching criminal minds again
Summary: An exploration of Alyn’s and Vera’s relationship, explained through a series of four kisses.
Rating: T (for language, some lil pecks on the lips, some kissing, badly-written angst)
Read it here. It was way too long to post on tumblr so I just decided to post it on AO3. I apologize for any errors or any plot inconsistencies!! Lastly, thank you, Taylor, for creating such dynamic OC’s and just overall being a giant inspiration and role-model for me!!! [kissey emojis]
Top 5 favorite Starkid scenes? PS: Love your blog. dsjikfnldsknf
does darren tackling joe from SPACE tour count because that was the best three seconds of my life i swear
“Now you’re just being cute. I can’t go to Pigfarts. It’s on Mars. You need a rocketship! Do you have a rocketship, Potter? I bet you do. You know, not all of us inherited enough money to buy out NASA when our parents died. Look at this! Look at this! It’s Rocketship Potter! Starkid Potter! Moonshoes Potter! Traversing the galaxy for intergalactic travels to Pigfarts!”
“You think killing people might make them like you, but it doesn’t. It just makes people dead.”
Harry’s monologue at the end of AVPS makes me cry.
And my guilty pleasure is probably Kick it Up a Notch.
"And here, take these things. I don't know what the hell they mean." She threw a ♍, ♏, ♋, and ♓ in his ask box. (The last one is my sign, so I felt obligated to put that one there xD}
“A secret desire…to get a girlfriend before Brother does!” he announced triumphantly. “I’m such more gentlemanly than he is! And, hm, a pet peeve: when people give up. There’s always something to strive for; all power lies within oneself. A…a kink?” He colored, reluctant to disclose the information, but continued in a small voice, “Well…I like being in control and, you know, watching my partner become vulnerable…There’s a, a certain intimacy about it. And a turn on?…I’d have to say…dirty talk.”