This-shall-be-their-ship-name-to-me

im so late i can’t forgive myself BUT STILL

once more HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PRECIOUS JELLYFISH ROBOPRINCE

you deserve all the gifts on this world, so all the squad + tae congratulates you with all these presents

you’re so important sobs

Check Please/Back to the Future AU

Okay, so when Bitty wears his puffy vest, it has always reminded me of… well, you’ve guessed it, Marty McFly from Back to the Future.

This Back to the Future AU needs to happen.

So, this is how it’s going to go down.

Bitty needs a final science credit to qualify for graduation, but the only class he can get into last minute (and doesn’t require a prerequisite course he doesn’t have) is Theory of Physics for Non-Majors that’s taught by an eccentric professor who may or may not sound like Rasputin from that one animated Anastasia movie that Bitty secretly loves. (He has a crush on Dimitri, okay? But who doesn’t???)

So, Bitty and this Physics prof get on surprisingly well and the Professor says that he’s been looking for a lab assistant this semester. Bitty, after checking that it doesn’t interfere with his hockey schedule, takes the job because he could use the money. (Going to see Jack in Providence so often is starting to add up quickly.)

Bitty’s job is mostly filing papers, picking things up around the lap, and helping the Professor with various experiments and projects he’s building. Most of the time, Bitty has no idea what’s going on when the Professor starts talking Physics. Bitty nods along and holds stuff like ends of wires and stuff like that. It it seems to make the Professor happy.

One evening, Bitty gets called into the university labs. When he gets there, the Professor announces that he’s invented a time machine! (Said time machine is also powered by some illegal plutonium, but uhhhh, if Samwell admin asks, that’s not true.)

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@ask-dating-sim-arthur

[hot apple fritters bro.
looks like we got ourselves another supporter of this ship- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 👌💕]

Seasons of Love - (Maleficent)

Title: Seasons of Love
Pairing: Maleficent/Diaval
Note: Ask and you shall receive. The drabble did so well that I couldn’t not try my hand at a better story :) stick with me as I get in some more practice writing these characters, they’re still new to me, so the first couple stories will likely have a rougher feel to them.
But I enjoyed the movie enough that I’m sticking around and throwing some more stories at you guys!

Also - whenever the ship name is decided… someone tell me so I can tag these better lol

Warning: This directly follows the events in the movie. If you haven’t seen it yet, and you don’t want slight spoilers, please avoid this one :)



“Are you still going on about true love?”

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MAKE ME CHOOSE –>

Jace and Alec or Will and Jem

your fav is problematic: antonio
  • falls hard for sebastian after knowing him for? a couple days?
  • is lowkey a pirate kind of?
  • so extra you wouldn’t believe
    • “if you will not murder me for my love, let me be your servant” aka i will literally die if you don’t let me serve you
    • “i have many enemies in orsino’s court, else would i very shortly see thee there. but, come what may, i do adore thee so that danger shall seem sport, and i will go” aka orsino will arrest/kill me if he sees me but i love you so much idgaf
  • bonus: sebastian is just as gay
    • “antonio, o my dear antonio! how have the hours racked and tortured me since i have lost thee!”
  • in conclusion: these gays
My facial expressions while experiencing the fuckery that was season 3 from the fans, media, and the show:

Omg Ruby Rose is the best thing that’s ever happened to OITNB!!!11!1!:

Omg Piper and Stella are so cute together I totally ship them forget Alex!:

Alex: Please tell me I have nothing to worry about

Piper: You have nothing to worry about

Alex: *crying* how did I let myself get back in here Piper?

Piper: Alex Its not your fault

Suzanne: And they call me crazy

The “Trust No Bitch” tattoo:


Ruby Rose is the breakout star of OITNB:

I hope Stella comes back in season 4:

Toast Norma:

OITNB Season 3: Almost a year later and still throwing shade like:

ULTIMATE 5SOS SHIPS

In celebration of me being in a pretty fantastic mood, I decided to do ships.  However, I figured that if I was going to do ships, I was going to do them RIGHT.

Thus, creating, THE ULTIMATE SHIP.

What you must do to receive an ULTIMATE 5SOS SHIP:

  • You must follow me!
  • You must REBLOG this post (and you can like it if you wanna bookmark it)!
  • You must have a face page (and perhaps a little blurb about yourself, but thats not really necessary, so don’t worry if you don’t)!
  • You must either ship me (face page) or ask me a question (ask)!

Now, (the most important part), WHAT YOU SHALL RECEIVE:

*drum roll pls*

  • a SHIP (leh duh)
  • a CUTE GIF OF YOUR SHIP
  • a BEST FRIEND
  • a SECRET ADMIRER
  • a BROTHER
  • a COUPLE PICTURE
  • a TWEET SENT BY YOUR SHIP
  • a TEXT CONVO 
  • a LITTLE IMAGINE BLURB
  • a SHIP NAME
  • a BLOG RATE
  • a COMPLIMENT (obvi cuz you are all gorgeous af)
  • a SONG (which will be you and your ship’s “song”)
  • the 5SOS SONG HE WROTE ABOUT YOU 
  • an OUTFIT FOR SOME SORT OF DATE YOU’D HAVE 

I think that’s enough considering these are gonna take so long and a lot of work on my part, but I’m super willing to do it.

I won’t probably be doing them ‘til a little later in the day, so keep checking back and I’ll get to yours! I’ll probably send you a little inbox when its ready. :) 

SO LET’S GET STARTED!

Much love,

Kara Rose xx

Exodus 3:13-14 KJV

13 And Moses said unto God, Behold, when I come unto the children of Israel, and shall say unto them, The God of your fathers hath sent me unto you; and they shall say to me, What is his name? what shall I say unto them?

14 And God said unto Moses, I AM THAT I AM : and he said, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, I AM hath sent me unto you.

- I love this verse.  My thought is God is basically saying to Moses, Don’t complicate this.  I am that I am, nothing more, nothing less.  

In my mind this is what God desires of us today as well.  We don’t need to complicate our relation ship with God or our faith. Christianity is not supposed to be complicated.  

I don’t want a civilized love… by Shadow7Zerudahime

did i just name a pic after a Joaquin Sabina song omfg shoot me

WHY I’M SHIPPING WORLD’S BIGGEST ASSHOLE WITH THE SWEETEST HUMAN BEING EVER I SHALL NEVER KNOW IT JUST HAPPENED OK.

also, I’m so frigging rusty, this took me like A WHOLE DAY to get done but then again i needed an excuse to keep my mind blank for a whole day, so yeah

(Scene from my one-shot Mirror)

Characters belong to Disney

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Gabbie and Shane testing their compatibility. Kissing was one of the tests <3 Ugh I got so many butterflies watching this!!!

I SHIP SHABBIE! Or Ghane? Hmmm…

Original video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGA3AmG6xCA&list=LL2nVf-0PycP_xj96bmdYn9g&index=1

I do not own the video, of course. :P

Oh, and yay me for figuring out how to make gifs and putting it on Tumblr. I shall make more!

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Jaime’s Tarth sighting & inner monologue


JAIME

Sailor, come thou here.

I wouldst thou speak this southern isle’s name,

So green of hill, dazz’ling blue of water–

Is it Estermont? Or yet another?

SAILOR

‘Tis Tarth, Ser Jaime. Hailed the Sapphire Isle.

JAIME [solil.]

In faith, I knew it true, ‘tis no surprise;

These seas are mirror’d in Brienne’s blue eyes.

How I long to toss my cares asunder,

To roam this blessed isle full of wonder;

I’d wander rocky paths where she hath been,

And bathe in gentle springs kiss’d by her skin.

Would th’Evenstar, her father, welcome me?

Tut, what musings these–never shall they be;

My ship sails south, her horse rides ever north,

Such idle thoughts enfold my heart for warmth.

The Seven keep her safe. I’ll now to Bronn

This sickness to talk off ‘ere reach we Dorne.

[exit JAIME]

That was disappointing. I’ve never had so many new heterosexual couples shoved down my throat in one episode. To watch this episode was hell for me because I basically had to sit through 1 hour of the-ship-that-shall-not-be-named.

The only thing that made that even tolerable was Regina and her boobs. Now that was something worth watching.

2014 has been pretty tough but there are people who made it at times amazing. i love all of you, i really do, and i feel privileged to call some of you friends. you have taught me a lot throughout the past year and i cherish the times i’ve spent with you.

a few individual mentions to start with:

first and foremost my amazing wife ashleigh kinklock, the mulder to my scully. i love you more than words can express, i hope you know that <3

my power bromance gal jadzia incurablylazydevil for being there for me when i needed it most.

luv u loudest-subtext-in-television for your infinite patience and being the most amazing shoulder to cry on. and of course for our shared love of ships that shall not be named.

both mia martinfreeman and becca hislastbough for being the kindest, nicest, loveliest little bees and friends one could hope for <3

nicky thetwogaydetectives who has been an amazing friend and an absolute joy to talk to about anything.

my lil hobbit bae wing thorinshielding for introducing me to bagginshield hell :’)

my ever growing brood of tumblr children - maryismoran, johnthreecontinents, aconissa, greglestrade, gethinblake, martainducreff, bingobaggins, bennyslegs, trashfoetus, johnwatso (i’m probably forgetting someone, forgive me i keep losing count of you all lol) - who have made me laugh until i cried and supported me through tough times.

everyone else - friends, mutuals, people i admire from afar - thank you for making me laugh and smile:

anarmydoctor * anigrrrl2 * annyskod * basildawson * bbcatemysoul * brienne-the-blue * caitlinispiningforjohnlock * confirmedfurry * couldntpossiblycomment * cptnwatsn * cumberpegg * darlingbenny * davidburked * deebzy * demisexualsherlock * detectivelyd * drakesboyfriend * duod * firstdrafted * flowerholmes * fordeisbored * gaybabysherlock * graceebooks * harrywatsons * horacevernet * inchells * ivorylungs * ivyblossom * johnfuckingwatson * joolabee * justaholmesboy * katzensprotte * martinbae * massromantics * nigelbruce * notjackwhite * onthelosingside * orcabelly * orgast * piningjohn * princessbottomlock * prycroft * rominatrix * rutobuka2 * sallydonovan * ser-lugonbe * sharkansas * sherolck * shinka * skulls-and-tea * stitchlock * swarley * sweetlittlekitty * syupon * taikova * teacroft * thebusylilbee * thegaylibbers * thekneegrope * thexth * vowofsherlock * warmth-and-constancy * watsnn * wearitcounts * whybenedict

apologies for inevitably forgetting people!! luv u all ❤