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Just FYI, lovelies

Any asks about T or MM will be answered privately if you have a tumblr - anons will not be published. I’m sorry that I can’t give my take on this as some have asked me to do, but I think it just brings negativity to people’s dashes when they’d rather get through their day without feeling the need to drink heavily.

So I’m not ignoring you. I just don’t want to get into it.

Or I’ll need to open a bottle of wine at my desk and for some reason my boss hates that smh

im so late i can’t forgive myself BUT STILL

once more HAPPY BIRTHDAY, PRECIOUS JELLYFISH ROBOPRINCE

you deserve all the gifts on this world, so all the squad + tae congratulates you with all these presents

you’re so important sobs

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@ask-dating-sim-arthur

[hot apple fritters bro.
looks like we got ourselves another supporter of this ship- ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 👌💕]

Seasons of Love - (Maleficent)

Title: Seasons of Love
Pairing: Maleficent/Diaval
Note: Ask and you shall receive. The drabble did so well that I couldn’t not try my hand at a better story :) stick with me as I get in some more practice writing these characters, they’re still new to me, so the first couple stories will likely have a rougher feel to them.
But I enjoyed the movie enough that I’m sticking around and throwing some more stories at you guys!

Also - whenever the ship name is decided… someone tell me so I can tag these better lol

Warning: This directly follows the events in the movie. If you haven’t seen it yet, and you don’t want slight spoilers, please avoid this one :)



“Are you still going on about true love?”

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MAKE ME CHOOSE –>

Jace and Alec or Will and Jem

Check Please/Back to the Future AU

Okay, so when Bitty wears his puffy vest, it has always reminded me of… well, you’ve guessed it, Marty McFly from Back to the Future.

This Back to the Future AU needs to happen.

So, this is how it’s going to go down.

Bitty needs a final science credit to qualify for graduation, but the only class he can get into last minute (and doesn’t require a prerequisite course he doesn’t have) is Theory of Physics for Non-Majors that’s taught by an eccentric professor who may or may not sound like Rasputin from that one animated Anastasia movie that Bitty secretly loves. (He has a crush on Dimitri, okay? But who doesn’t???)

So, Bitty and this Physics prof get on surprisingly well and the Professor says that he’s been looking for a lab assistant this semester. Bitty, after checking that it doesn’t interfere with his hockey schedule, takes the job because he could use the money. (Going to see Jack in Providence so often is starting to add up quickly.)

Bitty’s job is mostly filing papers, picking things up around the lap, and helping the Professor with various experiments and projects he’s building. Most of the time, Bitty has no idea what’s going on when the Professor starts talking Physics. Bitty nods along and holds stuff like ends of wires and stuff like that. It it seems to make the Professor happy.

One evening, Bitty gets called into the university labs. When he gets there, the Professor announces that he’s invented a time machine! (Said time machine is also powered by some illegal plutonium, but uhhhh, if Samwell admin asks, that’s not true.)

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Exo masturbating you

How would EXO masturbate you? Sorry if this is too dirty. I just never seen anyone write my toughts so perfectly. ( Ex. With their fingers/mouth/toys, etc. Please include Kris <3 ) love your “reactions”, or wgatever it’s the name of it. Xoxo, Becca

Oh my thanks Becca! I shall include Kris just for you x Pfft nothing is too dirty for me aha~ please enjoy!

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Suho: he would eat you out soo good. Oh god you can only imagine the things this boy could do with his tongue. he would love it too. He would love the way you softly moan against his touch.

Baekhyun: he would change it up so much to keep things interesting. One day it would be toys galore. The next his tongue and so on. he wouldn’t have any preferred way instead just loving to please you.

Chanyeol: have you seen this boys tongue? he would tongue fuck the shit out of you. Enough said really.

D.O: he knows how much you love his lips and he knows how to use them. Eating you out is his favorite past time.

Kai: he would finger you the most. he would want to kiss you will he was as well depending on height of course. he would bring up your hips and watch you buck them as he scissors them.

Sehun: Experimenting with everything he would enjoy your reactions to all the different toys he would buy for you. he would love just watching you as he control you with just toys.  

Xiumin: He would use his mouth and fingers together. Sucking your clit and fingering you so hard and rough. he would love the way you tighten around his fingers so much.

Lay: Keeping it simple he would softly eat you out and every now and again he may slip in a few fingers.

Chen: A mix of Sehun and Xiumin. He would love trying new toys out on you and relishing in your satisfied reactions. Then again he loves the way you feel around his fingers and loves the way you taste.

Tao: As much of a kid he is he wouldn’t really like toys in the bedroom. You’re stuck with this boys mouth but you aren’t going to complain when he’s through with you.

*Kris: He’s going to prefer to just use his mouth all the time. If you want to try out toys he will oblige but would rather stick to basics. Toys are not his style. With those large hands expect some finger action too.

My facial expressions while experiencing the fuckery that was season 3 from the fans, media, and the show:

Omg Ruby Rose is the best thing that’s ever happened to OITNB!!!11!1!:

Omg Piper and Stella are so cute together I totally ship them forget Alex!:

Alex: Please tell me I have nothing to worry about

Piper: You have nothing to worry about

Alex: *crying* how did I let myself get back in here Piper?

Piper: Alex Its not your fault

Suzanne: And they call me crazy

The “Trust No Bitch” tattoo:


Ruby Rose is the breakout star of OITNB:

I hope Stella comes back in season 4:

Toast Norma:

OITNB Season 3: Almost a year later and still throwing shade like:

ULTIMATE 5SOS SHIPS

In celebration of me being in a pretty fantastic mood, I decided to do ships.  However, I figured that if I was going to do ships, I was going to do them RIGHT.

Thus, creating, THE ULTIMATE SHIP.

What you must do to receive an ULTIMATE 5SOS SHIP:

  • You must follow me!
  • You must REBLOG this post (and you can like it if you wanna bookmark it)!
  • You must have a face page (and perhaps a little blurb about yourself, but thats not really necessary, so don’t worry if you don’t)!
  • You must either ship me (face page) or ask me a question (ask)!

Now, (the most important part), WHAT YOU SHALL RECEIVE:

*drum roll pls*

  • a SHIP (leh duh)
  • a CUTE GIF OF YOUR SHIP
  • a BEST FRIEND
  • a SECRET ADMIRER
  • a BROTHER
  • a COUPLE PICTURE
  • a TWEET SENT BY YOUR SHIP
  • a TEXT CONVO 
  • a LITTLE IMAGINE BLURB
  • a SHIP NAME
  • a BLOG RATE
  • a COMPLIMENT (obvi cuz you are all gorgeous af)
  • a SONG (which will be you and your ship’s “song”)
  • the 5SOS SONG HE WROTE ABOUT YOU 
  • an OUTFIT FOR SOME SORT OF DATE YOU’D HAVE 

I think that’s enough considering these are gonna take so long and a lot of work on my part, but I’m super willing to do it.

I won’t probably be doing them ‘til a little later in the day, so keep checking back and I’ll get to yours! I’ll probably send you a little inbox when its ready. :) 

SO LET’S GET STARTED!

Much love,

Kara Rose xx

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I have some extra heads of Nightingale leftover from Beijing Dollpa. But ebay says my account is too new to list it. If you missed the preorder last time around, you have another chance! Most of the Nightingale heads are Milky Skin (color matched to volks WS). Single heads are $180.00 USD with free shipping worldwide. Payments through paypal. Unfortunately faceups are no longer available and I’m not accepting layaways for this sale.

If you’d like to purchase my heads, please email me the following information:

1. Your Name
2. The number of heads and their resin colors (Nightingale in Milky/Apricot)
3. Your address, country name included, in English.

My E-mail: adadan_bjd [at] yahoo [dot] com

PS: supplies are (very) limited. If something isn’t available, I shall notify you in the reply email.

historical love stories ♥

lizzie applegate x diego valdez
message in a haunted mansion

I could never sully that sweet name by calling you Lizzie. You shall evermore be Elizabeth, my Elizabeth: the sweet, dear woman who has honored me with her enchanting presence and grace. Tonight I ride on yet another perilous trip, but always to return to your beloved smile.

Diego, I’ve waited so long for your return, but have kept our treasure true. Here is the tool you’ll need to find it. May your rainbows never run out of luck.

No; I will not burn my bridges. With these bare hands I will dismantle each piece of wood to build myself a ship decorated with wildflowers and every letter you wrote me. I shall raise no flag; I will name every passage after my fears. I shall spend my days seated on the bow peak with a dove on my shoulder & a harmonica between my lips. I will find friends among the mermaids with ophic skin. For it is not drowning that I fear, but a stagnant soul.
—  AND IF I NEVER SEE LAND AGAIN, MY SONGS WILL BE THE OCEAN’S DREAM // Camillea

Exodus 3:13-14 KJV

13 And Moses said unto God, Behold, when I come unto the children of Israel, and shall say unto them, The God of your fathers hath sent me unto you; and they shall say to me, What is his name? what shall I say unto them?

14 And God said unto Moses, I AM THAT I AM : and he said, Thus shalt thou say unto the children of Israel, I AM hath sent me unto you.

- I love this verse.  My thought is God is basically saying to Moses, Don’t complicate this.  I am that I am, nothing more, nothing less.  

In my mind this is what God desires of us today as well.  We don’t need to complicate our relation ship with God or our faith. Christianity is not supposed to be complicated.  

I don’t want a civilized love… by Shadow7Zerudahime

did i just name a pic after a Joaquin Sabina song omfg shoot me

WHY I’M SHIPPING WORLD’S BIGGEST ASSHOLE WITH THE SWEETEST HUMAN BEING EVER I SHALL NEVER KNOW IT JUST HAPPENED OK.

also, I’m so frigging rusty, this took me like A WHOLE DAY to get done but then again i needed an excuse to keep my mind blank for a whole day, so yeah

(Scene from my one-shot Mirror)

Characters belong to Disney

That was disappointing. I’ve never had so many new heterosexual couples shoved down my throat in one episode. To watch this episode was hell for me because I basically had to sit through 1 hour of the-ship-that-shall-not-be-named.

The only thing that made that even tolerable was Regina and her boobs. Now that was something worth watching.