This-Woman

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Make somebody hear you, okay? If you don’t hear anything else tonight, hear that. Make somebody hear what you have to say, ‘cause it’s important. Alright?Hayley’s speech before handing the microphone to a fan in Misery Business / San Juan, Puerto Rico 03.14.14

Perhaps the most radical thing we followers of Jesus can do in the information age is treat each other like humans—not heroes, not villains, not avatars, not statuses, not Republicans, not Democrats, not Calvinists, not Emergents—just humans. This wouldn’t mean we would stop disagreeing, but I think it would mean we would disagree well.

THIS WOMAN… THIS WOMAN RIGHT HERE….

HER NAME IS NATALIE,

AND NOT ONLY IS SHE LEGIT AS FUCK, BUT SHE SPENT COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF TIMING TELLING ME ACTUAL STORIES OF HER LIFE ADVENTURES. THEY WERE THE GREATEST TALES I’VE EVER FUCKING HEARD.

WE’RE TALKING TITLES LIKE: DOUBLE PENETRATION ON THE SAHARA DESERT 

I CAN NOT EXPRESS TO YOU ENOUGH, HOW PERFECT THIS WAS. AND HOW AMAZING THE STORIES ARE. IF ONLY YOU KNEW.

I’ve deviously made her my skype friend and she has her own chat labeled ”Story time with Nat” , Girl better believe she’ll be telling us stories regularly.