This damn meme is one of my favorite things because all I can do is laugh every time it goes by

memey au jared kleinman x reader; headcannons

THESE HEADCANNONS ARE BASED ON THE MEME SOULMATE AU,
WHICH IS AN AU WHERE YOUR SOULMATES FAV MEME IS TATTOOD ON YOU FOREARM,,,
BUT HERES THE C A T C H
JARED AND READER ARE BOTH EXTREMY MEMeY PEOPLE SO THEY HAVE MULTIPLE MEMES ON THEIR ARMS K COOL

Written @ Writers Wednesday, special thanks to;

Flower Anon

cryptid

@i-just-love-writing-crap

@faist-me-bitch 

@flowreatr

cronch

@arsonboirich

@radicallyred

@spicy-nug-boi

OKAY SO


-Everyone is born with their soulmates favorite meme on their forearm

-Its always like a very specific meme so like if your soulmate saw it they would be like ‘oh shit thats me’

-You, however, were born with a shit ton of memes

-Like, all of them

-Ones from like the MEDIEVAL times of memes yo and also brand new ones and its kind of sick??

-sick as in cool or sick as in gross only you can decide

-you frequently wake up with a new meme on your arm whenever a new one becomes popular

 -sometimes you have to go on knowyourmeme.com to figure out what the fuck is on your body

-every day you look at your arm and cupcakke lyrics are there 

-its hell

-”ms. (Y/N) why is there the words ‘hump me fuck-’”

 “doN’T WORRY ABOUT IT”

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boyfriend!jae
  • you work as a staff member at after school club! your job is basically to make sure everyone on set has what they needs! it’s not a particularly exciting job and you’re sort of a glorified intern, but it pays well enough
  • and your dream is to be a producer one day! you got a degree in media studies w/ a concentration on production but you have to smart small so….. here you are at asc
  • when you first started the job you were really nervous, but pretty soon you hit it off with jimin because you were the youngest two people on set and life got easier after that!!!!
  • then jae started as a mc and…….. honestly he really intimidated you
  • not because he was rude but because you found him really really really cute and funny and obviously it was a bad idea to have a crush on a kpop idol, even one as laid back as jae
  • and every time you interact with him, even if it’s just for a second you feel your heart racing like you’re a high schooler again and you’re like….. y/n….. do NOT like park jaehyung. do NOT!!!!!!! he may be tall and adorable and dreamy but you CANNOT like him

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like we’re stars in a movie, beautiful | jae [oneshot]

The situation is this: you need a fake boyfriend for a thing. But maybe only one of you is pretending?

1. Sungjin | 2. Jae | 3. Brian | 4. Wonpil | 5. Dowoon
day6 | au | 1129 words


In theory, it should be easy. But execution is a different beast. One with sharp, massive, triple layered teeth, and the kind that smells your fear and snarls and snaps at your heels.

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ARMY = A Damn Career

I’ve been in one of the biggest fandoms in the world (Directioner) ever since 1 Direction came out with What Makes You Beautiful till the day they split up. And let me tell you, it is nothing compared as to being an ARMY.

No lie, being in this fandom is practically a career with a 24/7 commitment contract. To anyone who says that being a fangirl for a kpop group of 7 boys is easy… oh they don’t understand the work that’s put in. There are so many things we have to keep up with.

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The Aging Soulmate AU

For the last couple of days we’ve been sort of collaboratively been working on this, so thought I’d compile it in one place that wasn’t so long.

With new stuff because duh.  (It was quiet at work today so of course I thought about how I’d reply to the last things.)

Tagging everyone who displayed interest at the end.

Based on this post:

AU where people age until they reach 18 and then stop aging until they meet their soul mate so they can grow old together.

Oh look at that.  I have stumbled upon a soulmate AU that I would actually write for Arrow.  Huh.

@felicity-said–yes said:
I will give all the money i have to write Arrow like this.

Could you imagine the centuries old protector Vigilante of Star City, who meets the barely 25 hacktivist? oh my god, i seriously wish i could write…

OH MY GOD DID YOU JUST READ MY MIND BECAUSE THAT WAS SO WHERE I WAS GOING WITH THAT.

AND TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, YES.  YES I CAN IMAGINE.

UP THE AGE THOUGH BECAUSE I DO NOT NEED THAT MUCH TEENAGE ANGST FUELING THE WORLD.  THAT IS LIKE MY HIGH SCHOOL NIGHTMARE.  NO, THEY STOP AGING AT… 25.  BETTER.  LESS ANGST AND SELF-IDENTITY CRISES.

BUT JUST PICTURE IT, OKAY.  STARLING CITY HAS HAD A VIGILANTE FOR CENTURIES.  HE ISN’T LOVED, BUT INSTEAD FEARED BECAUSE HE’S A BRUTAL, VIOLENT MAN.  SEASON 1 OLIVER ALL OVER AGAIN.  HE DOES IT BECAUSE IT’S LITERALLY ALL HE HAS.  ALL HIS FAMILY IS GONE AND HE’S UTTERLY ALONE IN THE WORLD.  EVERYONE HAS FORGOTTEN OLIVER QUEEN.  AND HE’S SO TIRED AND JADED AND EXHAUSTED BY LIVING.

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Demetri Martin quote starters
  • I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.
  • I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that’s when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roommate is a lot like a fly eater.
  • Glitter is the herpes of craft supplies.
  • About a month ago I got a cactus. A week later, it died. I was really depressed because I was like, ‘Damn! I am less nurturing than a desert.’
  • I used to play sports. Then I realized you can buy trophies. Now I am good at everything.
  • Whenever I’m on my computer, I don’t type 'lol’. I type 'lqtm’ - laugh quietly to myself. It’s more honest.
  • I was on the street. This guy waved to me, and he came up to me and said, 'I’m sorry, I thought you were someone else.’ And I said, 'I am.’
  • Words have power, you dumb piece of shit.
  • Never be less interesting than your refrigerator magnets.
  • There’s an old Russian saying that goes some way or another. I don’t know it. I don’t speak Russian.
  • I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that’s 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says, 'go outside’.
  • What I’m trying to say is, don’t make the same Halloween costume mistake that I did.
  • I wrapped my Christmas presents early this year, but I used the wrong paper. See, the paper I used said “Happy Birthday” on it. I didn’t want to waste it so I just wrote “Jesus” on it.
  • I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane.
  • My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.
  • I think it’s interesting that 'cologne’ rhymes with 'alone.’
  • One time I was riding the escalator and I tripped. I fell down the stairs for an hour and a half.
  • I like when good things happen to me, but I wait two weeks to tell anyone because I like to use the word 'fortnight.’
  • My favorite fruit is grapes. Because with grapes, you always get another chance. 'Cause, you know, if you have a crappy apple or a peach, you’re stuck with that crappy piece of fruit. But if you have a crappy grape, no problem - just move on to the next.
  • I like to use 'I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter’ on my toast in the morning, because sometimes when I eat breakfast, I like to be incredulous. How was breakfast? Unbelievable.
  • I got some new pajamas with pockets in them. Which is great, because before that, I used to have to hold stuff when I slept.
  • Swimming is a confusing sport, because sometimes you do it for fun, and other times you do it to not die.
  • I keep a lighter in my back pocket all the time. I’m not a smoker, I just really like certain songs.
  • It’s very easy to turn a toy into an adult toy: Location, location, location.
  • You’re a dick! You deserved this! Also I’m sorry I broke your leg.
  • My friend named his car. And I don’t want to be judgemental, but… what a dork.
  • I like birthdays because we celebrate life with cakes. It’s so cool.
  • I wanna buy a bunch of hermit crabs and make them live together.
  • I need to develop some patience — immediately.
  • I bought a clock, and then the big hand broke off it. I didn’t want to throw it away, so I just added -ish to every number.
  • I think they should put pies on the fronts of trains, so that when they hit something, it’s at least a little bit funny.
  • I am a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a pita. Why the pita? That counts as another mystery.
  • I do flash mobs alone sometimes. It’s me just showing up somewhere.
  • I’m the king of calling myself the king of things.
  • Don’t be so quick to judge others. Take your time and really get into it.
  • People worry too much about what other people think when they should just be worried about what I think.
  • The world is full of wonder, especially if you never do any research into anything.
  • Sometimes I see a bird fly by and I feel jealous. But then other times I see a bird fly into a closed window and I feel laughing.
  • For some reason rocking chairs don’t rock sideways.
  • I just wanted to waste a little more of my time. Okay. That should do it.
  • The sofa is the enemy of productivity.
  • It’s go time! And by “go” I mean “go sit down”.
  • I love bowling almost as much as I love not bowling.
  • My credit card company says I have an outstanding balance. I’m flattered.
  • I have an air mattress. It’s great because if someone tries to suffocate me in bed I can just poke a hole in it and use it to stay alive.
  • When I am holding a water balloon, so many things look so unnecessarily dry.

anonymous asked:

OH MY GOSH. Please please would you write this for sterek....i’m a prince/ss and you’re my bodyguard and we’re so not supposed to bang but we kind of did anyways” au (bonus: limo sex is great sex)

okay okay okay SO. i wrote this prompt today, in like this huge rush of wow omg i am inspired. and then i realised as i looked over it just that i wrote “i’m a prince/ss and you’re my bodyguard and we’re not supposed to fall in love. kinda of thing. so i apologise but there is no limo sex. i kept trying to bring it around once i realised, but like, this just went in another direction. sorry. (i can write it? if you know, people so desire? could totes do like a part two?) but anyway here’s 9k of not limo!sex but bodyguard in love with a prince and bickering and affection ensues. just a heads up.

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“Stiles, come on, we’re going to be late!” Derek glances at his watch again, looks towards the open door of the palace where Erica is leaning against the frame looking bored. “At least try and look like you’re a professional,” he hisses to her.

Erica rolls her eyes, but straightens up, sliding on her shades as she does, “You know he hates it when we stand on ceremony.”

“It’s not your job to pander to his every whim; it’s your job to protect him.”

“Hey!” Stiles appears from the front drawing room, dressed to the nines and adjusting his shirt cuffs. “I heard that, and it is an absolute lie. You are definitely here to pander to my every whim and desire.” He smirks as he gives Derek a once over (one that Derek refuses to let bother him), “And, you’re doing a fine job in that suit, I must say.”

Derek rolls his eyes, “Get in the car.”

“Is that any way to talk to your prince regent? The national treasure?”

Please, get in the car, your highness,” Derek adds, narrowing his eyes, “Better?”

“I can think of about fifty ways you could make it better,” Stiles leers at him, “Maybe if you took off your—”

“Alright,” Derek interrupts, places a firm hand on Stiles’ back and tries not to forcibly push him out of the front door.

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anonymous asked:

Could I have some JeanMarco fanfiction recommendations please? Also the links to your own JeanMarco fanfiction?

Of course! Just a warning though; this is probably going to be long.

  • If you ask anyone in the Jeanmarco fandom for fic recommendations everyone and their grandmother is going to yell “FIC: LAD!” at you. Myself included. Probably the most popular fanfic in this fandom, My Beating Heart and the rest of Like a Drum series by Lownly is a bit of a must read. Despite seeing all of the hype for it, it actually was a while before I read it. And I wish I had read it sooner. College AUs are often very overdone - not only in this fandom, but in general. They seem to follow the same formula a lot of the time and can become very repetitive. Lownly, however, brings something completely new to the figurative table to college!aus. The focus is mostly on the actual relationship between Marco and Jean; the dynamic between the two and the development of their friendship into…well, you know. It’s really well written and the progression of their relationship seems really realistic. Everyone is pretty well in character, from our two main characters to side characters. And Lownly really is an amazing writer; she can go from making me laugh aloud (for example, at Reiner’s gaydar) to making my heart wrench (at Jean referring himself to a problem). There are a lot of things I’d love to say about this fic, but unfortunately I’m not as eloquent with words as Lownly and I really don’t know how to phrase my thoughts. In short; please. If you read one Jeanmarco fic read LAD.
  • Another great fic everyone has been raving on about is Wisteria by butterflychansan. And in my opinion, it’s deserving of all of the praise. First of all can I just say that the writing itself is gorgeous. I can’t quite pin down what it is exactly, but it’s just beautiful. The words, the language, some of the flower metaphors - I’m completely sold. Even the first paragraphs of the first chapter talk about how people are like flowers. Even though I knew virtually nothing about the story from the first paragraph I was sold. The writing stays just as good throughout the fic, with long detailed chapters that got me right into the mind of Marco. The actual plot was fantastic as well and I enjoyed it immensely. It was incredibly heart wrenching at some points (chapter 8…my heart…) though heart-warming at other points. It basically sent my emotions flying up then down then back up again. One of my favorite things was how there were so many ups and downs to their relationship, it wasn’t simple and easy, it was complicated and hard. Like with LAD, I’ve a lot to say and I’ve no idea how to say it. But Wisteria definitely deserves a place on any Jeanmarco recommendation list.
  • Strings by Kenjiandco. Strings is completely different from the other two I’ve already mentioned. There’s not another Jeanmarco fic like it. While so many Jeanmarco fics have similar relationships; roommates, friends, etc, Strings takes on a completely different plot. Strings is the story of a bodyguard and his charge, and I love it. Although there still is romance in the story, Strings is also a thriller. There’s so much suspense surrounding it. Every chapter packs a punch and leaves me wanting more. It keeps me guessing at different things and I keep thinking I’ve worked something out before it changes entirely. Despite the seriousness of it, it still has it’s lighter moments. Characterization is spot on, and it has one of the best plots I’ve read - the pieces of the puzzle only coming together slowly. The writing style suits the piece beautifully - there are those moments when you know somebody is on to something, and my pulse actually quickens because I need to find out what is going to happen. Each time a little twist is revealed I find myself somewhere between thinking “Ah, yes! That makes sense, I see what’s happening here” and “Good gOD NO!” Strings keeps me glued to my screen and will probably do the same for you.
  • Long Time Coming by lamatikah. In general, this is a bit lighter than the other fics I’ve mentioned so far, but no less brilliant. Long Time Coming is the story of camp counselors Jean and Marco and it is just perfect. First of all, it’s quite hilarious at some parts - between Sasha and Connie’s interactions to Jean dealing with eight year olds and being a general dork. But my favorite thing about this is the development of the relationship between Jean and Marco. Jean starts out as such a stubborn ass person but as it goes on you can see him bit by bit beginning to like Marco, against his wishes. Despite being quite lighthearted it has it’s serious moments. The writing style suits it too; the writing is really good and it suits the tone and mood of whatever scene well. Long Time Coming is one of one of those stories that makes my heart beat faster and makes my emotions about Jeanmarco spike all over the place.
  • give and take by sinelanguage. Give and Take is one of my favorite fics ever. A cop!au, but it’s so much more. It’s so packed full of different elements; starting off as a simple work relationship between two cops. Funny shenanigans ensue but then things take a turn for slightly darker areas and the whole thing is just. A masterpiece. Again, the relationship between Marco and Jean is so great. It’s different from all of the other fics I’ve read. give and take is just a masterpiece. There’s something about it that I can’t quite pin (maybe it’s because the whole thing just seems so real, and there’s a gradual build up) that makes it a one of a kind. It’s impossible to describe it while giving it justice, so I highly recommend that you read it as soon as possible.
  • Interstate 80 by sinelanguage. Can you tell that I’m a big sinelanguage fan? Interstate 80 is a lighthearted oneshot that made my heart twist with joy every five minutes. I just adored it; from the characters (Jean and Marco as well as Connie and Sasha) were spot on, to the humor - I was laughing my head off at some of the shenanigans they got up to, to the ending, which was tied up nicely. Sometimes in one shots I feel that there could have been more put into it, or that it wasn’t tied up as well as it could have been, or it left the reader unsatisfied. Interstate 80 did none of those things and I had a grin on my face all of the way through it.
  • Catacombs by hexagram. Unfortunately, I don’t think I’ve ever seen much about this fic on tumblr which is a damn shame because it’s really damn good. Catacomb’s plot is completely new for the Jeanmarco scene and it’s one I find really fucking interesting. Thief!Jean and Museum tour guide!Marco? History and archaeology? Mystery lurking in the air? That’s right. I’m absolutely sold. The plot is a new take on the pairing and it’s refreshing to see original and unique works like this. The writing is great too and there are a few sentences which make me just sit back and think “Wow. That was a great line. I wish I had thought of that.” In short; Catacombs is a story which although it mightn’t be as well known as some of the others, it’s still excellent.
  • Once Then, Twice Again by Flufferdoodlez. This is one of the works that makes me lean back and sigh and think “Why. Why can’t I write like this.” It’s a boarding school au, but with a unique take on it. Characters are spot on, the plot is great and the writing is just so good. It drew me in and I got lost in it, and I’m always looking forward to a new chapter. It has me laughing in some places, frowning in others and altogether looking forward to what’s going to happen next.

That’s all for now, I think. There are plenty of other incredible fics though, even just going through the Jean Kirstein/Marco Bott tag on A03 will come up with some great ones. On the kink meme too; despite the name not all prompts are focused on smut. And for the second part of your ask, the main Jeanmarco fic I’m working on is here with one shots and the like here. But I wouldn’t waste time with them. I hope you enjoy some of the ones I’ve suggested, and I hope I helped! 

anonymous asked:

For the ship meme! SouMako, AoKise, or both??

Choices?  People can’t trust me to make decisions! lol
Hmm…I’ll go with AoKise~

  • Who’s more dominant:  Aomine thinks he’s in charge (but only because Kise lets him)
  • Who’s the cuddler:  Kise is pretty clingy and tries to cuddle every chance they get, but Aomine secretly loves it and finds himself reaching an arm out to wrap it around Kise when they’re watching tv or standing in line or sitting on the train.
  • Who’s the big spoon/little spoon:  They switch, but they normally fall asleep facing each other with either of their heads on the other’s chest.
  • What’s their favorite non-sexual activity:  One-on-one, of course.
  • Who uses all the hot water:  Kise.  Every GD time.  (They are currently fighting about this)
  • Most trivial thing they fight over:  The hickeys and love bites that Aomine leaves on Kise (his make-up artist has been getting more and more irritated) and the fact that Kise retaliates by leaving marks that can be seen when Aomine is in his basketball uniform.
  • Who does most of the cleaning:  Kise, though he usually gives up halfway through and calls a maid service.
  • What has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue:  They share a profile and have a strange mix of shows suggested to them.  Somehow they ended up watching Toddlers and Tiaras one night.  (They are now on the fifth season)
  • Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:  Kise’s modeling job usually has him waking up ridiculously early, so Aomine handles any of the 9a-5p business.  His team doesn’t usually have practice or games until later in the day.
  • Who leaves their stuff around:  Aomine.  Oh my God.  (They are also currently fighting about this)
  • Who remembers to buy the milk:  Kise goes grocery shopping after work while Aomine is at practice.  It’s more economical because any time Aomine goes, he goes hungry and ends up buying a bunch of things they don’t need (and forgetting things like the milk he went out for)
  • Who remembers anniversaries:  Kise.  He has every anniversary saved in his phone’s calendar.
  • Who cooks normally:  Kise watched a few cooking shows one afternoon and is now practically a five star chef.  Aomine almost burned down the kitchen once when he tried to surprise Kise with breakfast in bed.
  • How often do they fight:  All.  The.  Time.  (But they make up pretty quickly)
  • What do they do when they’re away from each other:  Kise texts Aomine all the time, sending lots of lovey dovey messages with a ridiculous amount of emojis.  Aomine pretends he hates them and texts back angry pictures (usually of his forehead or frowny face…sometimes of the inside of his pants)
  • Nicknames for each other:  Kise still calls him “Aominecchi” but usually refers to him as “Daiki” when they’re intimate.  Aomine calls Kise “Baby Doll” and it’s so cute, one can barely even.
  • Who is more likely to pay for dinner:  Kise pays at Maji and Aomine pays at the fancy places Kise drags him to.  It’s a game they play, since they share a bank account and it doesn’t matter.
  • Who steals the covers at night:  Kise.  But Aomine steals them back.  Once, he tore the covers back so hard that Kise rolled off the bed and onto the floor.  Kise still brings it up.
  • What would they get each other for gifts:  Kise would give Aomine Horikita Mai-chan’s latest photo book complete with autograph (since he’s a famous model and all)  while Aomine gives Kise special pampering at home (draws him a bath, gives him a massage, sexy things, orders takeout as a surprise, more sexy things, foot rubs)
  • Who kissed who first:  Aomine kissed Kise on their first date.  They were playing a racing game at an arcade and Kise, with all his natural talent, was beating him, so Aomine leaned over and kissed him as a distraction, thus allowing Aomine to take the victory.
  • Who made the first move:  Kise confessed to Aomine during a street ball game against Kagami and Kuroko.  Kise and Aomine were in the middle of a heated argument when the blond suddenly blurted out that it “was because I’m in love with you!”  It got awkward for the Seirin players after that.
  • Who remembers things:  Kise.  Aomine would forget his own birthday if his parents didn’t call him.
  • Who started the relationship:  Kise confessed, but Aomine was the one who officially asked him out.
  • Who cusses more:  Aomine, please, omg.  All the damn time.
  • What would they do if the other one was hurt:  Kise is certified to perform CPR and about five other first aid techniques.  He also has several emergency services’ numbers saved in his phone.  He is always prepared and takes action immediately (and then cries and freaks out after it’s all over)  -  Aomine would kill anyone or anything that dared to hurt his Kise.  And once he knew Kise was safe, he’d probably go out and hunt the responsible party down.
  • Who is the dirty talker:  Both of them.  Sometimes their conversations in bed sound like legit porn.
  • A head canon:  Sometimes Aomine sneaks out early to get them breakfast from the café down the street.  He puts the food on their table and crawls back into bed.  When Kise wakes up, he pretends he’s dead asleep and tries not to laugh at Kise’s exasperated sigh.  Then he waits until the blond finds the food on the table.  He knows he’s found it when he hears Kise’s, “Aominecchi, you faker!” followed by laughter.  Then he gets out of bed and flashes Kise a smile before they sit down and eat.  
    Aomine does all sorts of stupid cute stuff like that.  He loves Kise WAY more than Kise loves him (This is not true.  Kise loves HIM way more.  They are currently fighting about this)

    These two, omg.  I’m sure I have 100 more head canons I could have put, but…it’s bed time.

EDIT:  You can find more AoKise head canons here.

anonymous asked:

jikook!!

JIKOOOOOOOK

last one for now

send a ship and I’ll tell

  • Who’s more dominant: depends on the moment i guess, but seriously, it used to be chim but jungkookie probably now
  • Who’s the cuddler: jimin but jungkook is taking over bc damn he’s becoming more touchy and jimin loVES IT those backhugs sign him the fuck up. so yup they both love the cuddling.
  • Who’s the big spoon/little spoon: jimin never wanted to be little spoon but once he had to once, he liked it more than he wants to admit, tho he also loves being big spoon because kookie is still his cute dongsaeng he wants to take care of
  • What’s their favorite non-sexual activity: teasing, just teasing each other and jokes oh and random hugs, innocent ones. jungkook loves to joke around because he loves jimin’s laugh and smile, it’s the best thing in the world
  • Who uses all the hot water: jimin, he loves to sing in the shower and steps out of the shower hours later. when he gets told he’s surprised every time, because no way time goes by that fast
  • Most trivial thing they fight over: jimin’s eating habits, it can get all of bts annoyed but jungkook oh he can get so mad, he does not want his love to starve himself, he will not allow it.
  • Who does most of the cleaning: jimin and he can’t stand jeongguk’s mess, luckily jungkook is a good maknae and listens when jimin tells him to clean up
  • What has a season pass on their dvr/Who controls the netflix queue: jimin bc no way is he going to let jeongguk put up horror movies, it happened a few times and yes, jimin likes to bury his head in kook’s chest but no the nightmares are not worth it.
  • Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working:  jimin, jeongguk is too awkward, he’d mess it up big time, tho they did have a silent argument about who was going to talk
  • Who leaves their stuff around: kook and jimin cleans up after him because he’s a good hyung, tho after telling jeongguk 5 times he finally tried not to do it anymore
  • Who remembers to buy the milk: jeongguk, he may not be good at math and english but remembering things, it’s one of his talents
  • Who remembers anniversaries:  both omg like it’s a day full of cuddling, movies and kissing some not so innocent stuff
  • Who cooks normally: jimin but sometimes kook helps
  • How often do they fight: almost never, they fit with each other perfectly, they barely have any problems.
  • What do they do when they’re away from each other: jimin would freak, his precious dongsaeng is not with him, tho they never stop texting and sending weird short through snow. They both would be on their phone 24/7 bc no way they will miss anything, gotta stay updated
  • Nicknames for each other: Jungkook likes to tease jimin and calls him (ji)mini bc he’s small and mini. chim would call him ‘my kookie’ bc jeongguk is his… not anyone else’s
  • Who is more likely to pay for dinner: jimin, he loves taing care of his dongsaeng
  • Who steals the covers at night: neh they sleep too close to each other for that but if they steal it would be jimin… jeongguk is like half-dead when he’s sleeping
  • What would they get each other for gifts: something precious to the other, like something from their first date or something the other had been talking about for a really long time. it does not matter how expensive. everything for the other.
  • Who kissed who first: jimin, like he tiptoed and kissed kook and kook’s eyes widen before giving him a peck back
  • Who made the first move: jimin started hinting, jeongguk was an oblivious shit in the beginning and all the hyungs were so so annoyed
  • Who remembers things: both, but jeongguk does the most, tho jimin remembers all the relationship stuff
  • Who started the relationship: kook, he asked with all the hyungs there, it didn’t end well
  • Who cusses more: jeongguk, please don’t let him listen to those songs
  • What would they do if the other one was hurt: jimin would freak out bc nope please not his baby jeongguk would do everything to make him feel better, everything
  • Who is the dirty talker: jimin, for some reason i see him as a great dirty talker
  • A head canon: so we all know jungkook loves seeing jimin laugh and he does everything to make him smile more. one time he disrespected all of his hyungs for jimin bc he was so sad, it made jimin laugh so hard and the smile stayed on his face for days, jeongguk fell in love with it and now it’s his goal in life to ALWAYS make him laugh.

anonymous asked:

heyyy do u have any like general tsukiyama headcanons?? pls help there's only 6 fix on ao3 i need more

Oh my goodness are there really only six that’s a freakin’ tragedy ;-; 

Okies so I’m gonna do the domestic hc meme first (since i’m already doing it) and then add on general stuff afterward (and if any of these inspire a writer or two … all the better.)

ALL ABOARD THE TSUKIYAMA TRAIN FRIENDS.

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