•Who else wanted to slap Cole/Jughead with the whole “slit your wrists in a good way” thing? Like boy why did you agree to say that?
•Alice my queen, why you gotta do FP like that? Also who called you in the restroom?
•Betty I know your mom can be a bitch, but you better start showing some damn respect for the women.
•Veronica I think you need to know the definition of friendship.
•Archie my boy, stay away from relationships you really need to take time for yourself after all you’ve been through.
•Jughead my oblivious lil bean your dads kinda involved and wants to flee, he loves you tho.
•Joavin? Yeah it was hard to remember a moment since they weren’t really granted one, way to go there writers.
•Josie and the Pussycats who? Oh they sang a song to “fulfill” some of they’re Screentime.
•Hermione needs to swim to surface she’s too deep in denial.
•FP you’re being framed my man. (okay I kinda think maybe Joaquin rated him out so he can live happily ever after with Kevin).
•Sheriff is that really how you search? That’s terrible, a search warrant doesn’t require you to fuck up somebody’s property unless you have already found something beforehand and you got nothing but a call you lousy cop.
•I get the arrest I do. But really just for a gun? Like our constitutional right to bear arms in our own property??
•Polly my dear why the hell would you drink something given to you by the Blossoms it’s like you’re asking for death.
•Someone get Cheryl a therapist pronto.
•Hades called, he wants the Blossoms back.
•And omg who knew The Blossoms were such Beauty & The Beast fans with the whole East/West wing don’t cross thing.
•And omg Clifford wears wig what a loser, did you see how offended he got when Polly caught him?
•Hal I hate your guts and hope you choke on that peach pie.
•Mary why you gotta do Fred like that,
I get it your a mom, but seriously where have you been for Archie all this time to make such requests.
•FP & Fred should run away together.
•Also Reggie is nonexistent in Riverdale at the moment. (I don’t wanna hear any of the Ross was busy bs).
•A Homecoming dance that only includes certain characters even though Jughead specifically narrated that ‘everyone’ shows up.
•Oh and RAS i know a couple fic writers who would have written this better. Boom! *mic drop*
Newly emerged male Eastern Black Swallowtail (Papilio polyxenes)
I’d like to think that this is one of the caterpillars from last fall that were eating my parsley. I never found a chrysalis, but this one was drying its wings on the remains of last year’s oregano in the pot next to my parsley pot.