Things to do in denver when you're dead

Things to Do in Denver When You’re Dead

(1995) Rated R - 1hr 55m

Former hoodlum Jimmy the Saint assembles his old gang of five guys for what starts off as a simple assignment handed down from “The Man With a Plan.” But things go awry fast – and they all might end up dead.

6.7/10 - IMDB

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  • Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia:Dagney? That's your name? Tremendous name. My name's Jimmy and I have just one single impulsive question. Are you in love?
  • Dagney:What?
  • Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia:At the present time, are you in love?
  • Dagney:Why?
  • Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia:Because if you are, then I won't waste your time. I'm really not the type of man to impede another man's happiness. However, if you're not presently in love then I will continue my rhapsody, because if I may say so, Dagney, you are most definitely the bees' knees.
  • Dagney:Does this rap ever work?
  • Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia:Alas, in the old days. Now I rarely get a chance to try it. But you haven't answered my question.
  • Dagney:I forgot it.
  • Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia:Are you in love?
  • Dagney:Well there is someone...
  • Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia:But?
  • Dagney:We date... I have memorized his phone number, but I won't use his toothbrush. We're somewhere in between and he's crazy about me.
  • Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia:As he should be. You glide.
  • Dagney:I glide?
  • Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia:You glide. It's a very attactive quality. Most girls, they merely plod along. You, on the other hand, you glide... Tell me about it. What's his name? Chip?
  • Dagney:Alex...
  • Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia:Same thing. Does he make you thump?
  • Dagney:Define "thump".
  • Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia:Thump. When you think about him, you can't eat. You can't sleep. You forget about man's inhumanity to man. Does he do that for you?
  • Dagney:That's a ridiculous concept. No one can do that.
  • Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia:Girls who glide need guys who make them thump. Have dinner with me.
  • Dagney:Aren't we the sultan of segue?
  • Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia:It's a beautiful month. Just have dinner with me.
  • Dagney:Are you going to make me thump?
  • Jimmy 'The Saint' Tosnia:Or die trying.

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