so, the elevators in my apartment building are really nice- there’s three of them, and it seems like whenever i walk into the building, one of them is already on the first floor, open and waiting to take me up. it’s really convenient- i initially assumed they had some clever scheduling algorithm where there’s always assumed to be a call from the first floor
but then yesterday i walk up to the elevators, none of which are open, and one of them opens as i walk up to it, before i even press the button. so i step in and quip out loud “the heck? since when are the elevators psychic?”
and then in response, i hear uncontrollable tinny robotic giggling from the elevator’s speaker
i guess my apartment building has living elevators! that’s the only explanation! i’m spooked, all right!!!