anonymous asked:

How does it feel to look back on the days you read akutagawa the story of the old lady who swallowed a fly because it may be the source of his (bestial) vore fetish

Oh my god please never speak to me about this ever again.

anonymous asked:

To be honest, to this day I am baffled by the existence of There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly. Like, the lyrics are most nonsensical shit ever. Where did this rhyme come from? Why? Who would unleash this upon the world?

this rhyme was the first steps of the vore fandom confirmed

anonymous asked:

O m g what is this nursery rhyme??

AAAAAA it was called ‘there was an old lady who swallowed a fly’ and it was a children’s book

one of the first lines is literally “I don’t know why she swallowed a fly - perhaps she’ll die!”

god we were wild as kids. we accepted literally anything