and too many Fire/Burner puns to count oops
Host: Give it up for the ‘Lil Lightnin’ Girl and for mAVEN-IAC!
Maven: Let’s be honest, Mare, you can’t keep yo eyes off me.
Now when are you gonna find a hotter flame than me?
You know my story, I’m just the Shadow of the Flame, [makes sad puppy eyes]
But you and I can call each other by other names.
I’ll be ‘Your Majesty’ and I’ll call you ‘Pet’ maybe.
Or you can even call me Mavey, too, baby.
Mare: May I call you asshole, or even pr * ck?
There are just so many options that I can’t pick!
Cuz you don’t deserve yo titles that’s fo shizzle,
Look at the Fire Boy and hear that sIZZLE!!!
Audience Member: She got you man!
Mare: The King of Norta brought its country to its ruin.
Not to mention the storm the Scarlet Guard is brewin’.
You tried to stop a war through marriage, now how’s that workin’ for ya?
Poor Iris had to save her husband, too, I doubt that she’ll adore ya.
You know we women have some standards in length you see.
The life of a country, and somethin’ that hurts when its hit with a knee.
Maven: Now look at tiny Mare going for the low blow
But I shouldn’t be surprised it’s the only blow she can go fo.
Could you remind me what it’s like down there, looking up?
Or if you want to reach above my d * ck then should I pick you up?
Mare: Ooh, you know Maven, you should step-back that one really hurt. [sarcastically]
Is brining pain to other people the only way you flirt?
Now, even if I wanted to I wouldn’t be your girlfriend.
Cuz based on yo history I already know how that ends.
‘His name was Thomas’ and I watched him die in the war,
Well did he know your heat was more than he could bargain for?
Now though, I admit your brother was a huge mistake,
At least being with him didn’t turn me into a slice o’ steak.
Maven: Yeah, when I love someone, I go over-board by just a smidge.
Sure, we’ve gone through stuff but that’s just water under a bridge.
You and your people can call me a monster, a killer, a fool.
But you and I both know it Mare, you are just as cruel.
Here’s a list of reasons why I had to tie you in chains:
The only thing you’re good at is en-trapin’ other people’s brains.
First you tricked my brother, and then you made him pick.
Shade Barrow, Lucas Samos, and my mother went quick.
We are both villains, bringing in some stormy weather.
All I’m asking is why can’t we be mis’rable together?
[silence from Mare]
Mare: You don’t dream Maven, but I can tell you I that do.
So I know I’ve had more nightmares, than you.
The diff’rence between us is that I don’t kill for fun.
I regret every moment using lightning or a gun.
Wellll not really, cuz I used it on your mother, too.
And you’re a poor excuse for a half Merandus, yeah it’s true.
Anyways, you know you should ask your brother Cal,
In bed I’m usually the top type of gal.
Face it boy, in this, too, I’ll can only end up on top,
So you know what you get? You get a mic drop!!
Mare: *drops mic*
[crowd goes wild]
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