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semercury  asked:

15, 29, and 30

15. five most influential books over your lifetime.
The Blue Sword, by Robin McKinley
Anathem, by Neal Stephenson
Ender’s Game, by Orson Scott Card
Ella Enchanted, by Gail Carson Levine
Howl’s Moving Castle, by Diana Wynne Jones

(note: this is a list in flux because I feel like I’m leaving out important authors whose bodies of work were influential but I can’t pick out individual books)

three songs that you connect with right now.
Demon Kitty Rag, by Katzenjammer
Jetpack Blues, by Fall Out Boy
Miss Impossible, by Poets of the Fall

(Jetpack Blues is not a reason to worry, I just like how the chorus sounds)

pick one of your favorite quotes.
“Anything worth doing is worth doing badly.” ~ G.K. Chesterton

Questions about Anime
  • Bleach:WHY THE FUCK IS THIS ARC 300 EPISODES LONG?
  • One Piece:WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SO MANY EPISODES?
  • Fairy Tail:IS THIS FUCKER INVINCIBLE?
  • Sword Art Online:WHEN THE FUCK DID THIS TURN INTO A HAREM ANIME?
  • Hunter x Hunter:WHY THE FUCK IS THAT 12-YEAR-OLD RIPPED?
  • Attack on Titan:WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THE BASEMENT?
  • The Irregular at Magic High School:WHY THE FUCK ARE THE SIBLINGS FUCKING EACH OTHER?
  • Kill La Kill:WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SO MANY PLOT TWISTS?
  • Blue Exorcist:WHO FUCKED SATAN?
  • Gintama:WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING?
Anime has taught us a lot over the years...

It’s prepared us for:

‘Sadness’

‘Goodbyes’

And ‘Death’

It’s taught us to:

‘Fight’

Educated us on the true meaning of:

‘Sacrifice’ 

‘Friendship’

‘Love’

And ‘Teamwork’

Most importantly, it reminds us that

 To be who we are

We are never alone

And to never give up

Part Two [x]

real endings to real anime
  • attack on titan:the basement is christian grey’s bdsm room
  • tokyo ghoul:hide was just pretending to be dead and he and kaneki have an epic breakdance battle with arima and win the end
  • fullmetal alchemist brotherhood:the philospher’s stone was in ed’s pocket the whole time and then he defeats professor quirrel with the power of love
  • free!:haru gets his voice back and then makoto drives a boat into the heart of the sea witch. haru's merman father turns him into a human forever so he can go be happy with his true love makoto.
  • ouran higschool host club:haruhi defeats the huns. everyone bows down to her. tamaki shows up at her house later and tells her "she fights good" which is code for i love you. china is saved.
  • blue exorcist:rin, overshadowed by satan, is plunged into the pit of hell to forever struggle with the archangel michael. the apocolypse is stopped. yukio tries to carry out a normal apple pie life.
  • noragami:hiyori finally starts to remember thanks to yato and they find yukine but then hiyori and yukine get trapped in a fishing net so they all save the day by telling the other fish to break out of the net by swimming down and then they all go live happily ever after.
  • haikyuu:hinata and kageyama play in the big final volleyball game then race off to perform a winning rendition of “breaking free”, effectively winning the game, the leads in the musical, and everyone’s hearts.
  • no. 6:shion shoots president coin and ends the hunger games forever and he and nezumi live together traumatically ever after
  • sword art online:kirito sacrifices himself to end the war with the machines. humans can finally leave the matrix. the war between humans and machines is over... for now.
Signs as Weeaboo Animes

Aries: Shingeki No Kyojin

Taurus: Kill La Kill

Gemini: FMA

Cancer: Ouran HSHC

Leo: Naruto

Virgo: Black Butler

Libra: Free!

Scorpio: Blue Exorcist

Sagittarius: Bleach

Capricorn: Fairy Tail

Aquarius: Sword Art Online

Pisces: One Piece

multiple animes in a nutshell
  • Noragami:young, hot and broke?
  • Free!:no, haru
  • soul eater:SYMMETRYYYYYYYYYYYYY
  • Haikyuu!:meat is god
  • Dramatical Murder:aoba, aoba, aoba, aoba, aoba
  • Seraph of The End:STOP IT YUU, YOU'RE GONNA KILL EVERYONE
  • Black Butler:Yes my lord, I will shank that mofo for you.
  • Hetalia:PASTAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  • Naruto:DAMN IT SASUKE!
  • Blue Exorcist:stop it Rin!
  • Mirai Nikki:Yuki, Yuki, Yuki, Yuki, Yuki
  • Hunter x Hunter:Gon, what are doing
  • Sword Art Online:KIRITO!
  • Bleach:Ichigo, do I need to kick you in the face again?
  • Fairy Tail:IM ALL FIRED UP AFTER DAT MEAL HOES!
  • Assassination Classroom:b*tch-sensei!
  • Ouran High School Host Club:Give up Tamaki, she's never gonna notice u
  • Bungou Stray Dogs:Atsushi, stop twerking in front of Dazai!
Questions about anime

Bleach: WHY THE FUCK IS THIS ARC 300 EPISODES LONG?

One Piece: WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SO MANY EPISODES?

Fairy Tail: IS THIS FUCKER INVINCIBLE?

Sword Art Online: WHEN THE FUCK DID THIS TURN INTO A HAREM ANIME?

Hunter x Hunter: WHY THE FUCK IS THAT 12-YEAR-OLD RIPPED?

Attack on Titan: WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THE BASEMENT?

The Irregular at Magic High School: WHY THE FUCK ARE THE SIBLINGS FUCKING EACH OTHER?

Kill La Kill: WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SO MANY PLOT TWISTS?

Blue Exorcist: WHO FUCKED SATAN?

Gintama: WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING?

Signs as Anime :00
  • Aries:Attack on Titan
  • Taurus:One Piece
  • Gemini:Diabolik Lovers
  • Cancer:Naruto
  • Leo:Sword Art Online
  • Virgo:Full Metal Alchemist
  • Libra:Fairy Tail
  • Scorpio:Blue Exorcist
  • Capricorn:RWBY
  • Sagittarius:Kuroko's Basketball
  • Aquarius:Free!
  • Pisces:Ouran High school Host Club
  • - sammy