Is it weird one of my favorite things about Soulsborne is the boss names? They are always so grandiose. Like, it’s not “Lord Gwyn,” it’s “GWYN, LORD OF CINDER.” It’s not “Lady Maria,” it’s “LADY MARIA OF THE ASTRAL CLOCKTOWER.” It’s not “Queen Mytha” or even “Wicked Queen Mytha,” it’s “MYTHA, THE BANEFUL QUEEN.”

And then there’s motherfucking “Pinwheel.”