The-Tooth-Fairy

Cinder: You’re so naive, Ruby. You see the good in everyone, even when it’s not there. You’re living a fantasy. There is no Easter Bunny. There is no Tooth Fairy. This is the real world, and you need to wake up!

[Suddenly, a giant hologram of Roman’s head appears in the sky]

Roman: You dare challenge Roman Torchwick?!

Cinder: This country isn’t big enough for TWO super-villains!

Roman: Oh, you’re a villain, alright! Just not a SUPER one!

Cinder: Oh, yeah? What’s the difference?

[Roman’s giant hologram head opens its mouth and from the inside appears Roman on a light covered hovercraft]

Roman: PRESENTATION!

"WHAT IS LOVE TO YOU?"
  • Aries: Feeling like your heart is about to explode when you're around that special person
  • Taurus: Love seems to be something great and I'm afraid that I'll never find it.
  • Gemini: Does not compute the question. Please try again later.
  • Cancer: Finding someone you want to spend the rest of your life with.
  • Leo: Having someone that will touch my butt and buy me pizza.
  • Virgo: Giving someone constructive criticism on themselves and being able to accept their criticisms about yourself.
  • Libra: Fake!!
  • Scorpio: Giving someone your full heart and not worrying about whether they break it or not.
  • Sagittarius: Too much work.
  • Capricorn: Not worth the pain.
  • Aquarius: Faker than Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy combined.
  • Pisces: Sharing food with someone else.

I hate how everyone assumes Jason Todd would be a bad father and not know how to take care of his kids so he’d need his family to teach him how to be a proper father, like b*tch please. Jason would be the best dad and you know it.

He’d be the kind of dad who lets his son do a messy science experiment he saw at school, and when they get green slime all over the kitchen table, Jason just laughs and cleans it up after instead of getting angry. He’d be the kind of dad who goes to every baseball game, every ballet recital, and every concert. He’d be the kind of dad who tells his kid he works with the Tooth Fairy every night instead of admitting the truth that he’s the Red Hood because he doesn’t want them to think he’s a bad guy. He’d be the kind of dad who makes smiley face pancakes in the morning if his kid asks for it and belts out Disney songs while he does so. He’d be the kind of dad who lets his daughter put a bunch of tiny ponytails in his hair, and then goes to the manor like that because she made him promise not to. And when his brothers laugh at him, he just laughs along because it was totally worth seeing the proud smile on his little girl’s face when she admired her handiwork. 

Screw all of you people, Jason Todd would be the best father ever, which of course he learned all from Bruce and Alfred. That paired with the fact that he had a crappy childhood, so he does whatever he can to ensure his own children don’t have to suffer like he did. 

as jason will always be latino in my heart, the first time hes around to hear about damian losing a tooth, he spends twenty three minutes (damian and duke keep track) fighting with dick about it, as dick insists damian has to leave it under his pillow for the tooth fairy, and jason is like “the fuck he will, damian you need to leave it for el ratón pérez, trust me on this”

Remember in the Son of Batman comics when Damian lost a baby tooth during a fight with Maya? Well, since it’s canon that he’s still losing baby teeth, imagine the batbros helping Damian out with a loose tooth: 

Dick would be practically squealing with joy at how cute it is that his baby brother has a loose tooth, and he would try a bunch of complicated and creative strategies to get it out. Like eating ten apples in a row, attaching the end of a string to the batmobile, and shooting it with a nerf gun, none of which worked.  

Tim, after laughing for an hour at the fact that the demon spawn still has baby teeth, goes with the classic doorknob trick. Unfortunately, this kid has surprisingly strong teeth, and instead of the tooth coming out, when Tim shut the door it dragged Damian along with it until his face hit the wall. And even then, no success. 

Jason straight up punched him in the face before he even finished the sentence. That did the trick, and Damian wound up with $2000 under his pillow in the morning, courtesy of The Tooth Fairy aka Alfred. 

7

Was digging through old folders for SDCC, and got a huge nostalgia attack of old ROTG comics/stories I never finished. 

I can’t even tell when I’ll have the time to do comics again, but I hope to. It’s fun to tell “what ifs” stories.

These cleaned-up and rough pages are part of a larger story. In this “sequence” excerpt, they are trying to find books that are mysteriously disappearing.

(apologies, been a while since I posted. Really really really busy)