The-Thenardier's

Mincing Mockingbird + Les Mis

No one seems to have done this yet, so I’m taking it upon myself. Warning: this is gonna be a long ass post.

Valjean:

Javert:

Fantine:

Cosette:

Marius:

Eponine:

Enjolras:

Combeferre:

Courfeyrac:

Jehan:

Montparnasse:

Joly:

Bossuet:

Musichetta:

Feuilly:

Bahorel:

Grantaire:

Gavroche:

M. Thenardier:

Mme. Thenardier:

Les Misérables
  • Valjean: i stole fucking bread
  • Javert: five years
  • Valjean: i tried to check on my family you piece of shit
  • Javert: fourteen more
  • Valjean: im free
  • Javert: technically,,,, you're not,,,,, but ok,,,,
  • Bishop: hey u look like ur having trouble come over at my place
  • Valjean: fuck it
  • Valjean: *steals*
  • Javert: ffs you wouldn't be in jail if-
  • Bishop: no it's cool i gave him that shit
  • Javert: oh.
  • 20 years later or smth
  • Valjean: aye im mayor now
  • Fantine: i have a daughter you inconsiderate imbeciles
  • Fantine's boss and coworkers: fuck you
  • Fantine: i don't want to do this
  • Valjean: u don't have to
  • Valjean: hey kid u want some candy
  • Cosette: fuck yea
  • Thénardiers: you want her? go have her
  • 20 more years later i think
  • Éponine: i lowkey love you
  • Marius: im oblivious as shit. ooOO a HOT girl
  • Cosette: ooOO a HOT guy
  • Marius: hey, take me to her
  • Éponine: ok
  • Éponine: (kill me)
  • Enjolras: REVOLUTION
  • Grantaire: you're gonna get us killed, moron
  • Grantaire: (but you're my moron)
  • Les Amis de'lABC: we died.
  • Éponine: me too
  • Valjean: mY FUTURE SON IN LAW IS DEAD
  • Javert: sTOP R I G H T THERE
  • Valjean: *gives Javert guilt trip*
  • Javert: oh
  • Javert: oh shit
  • Javert: *kills himself*
  • A year later I think
  • Marius: all my friends are dead
  • Cosette: i love you
  • Marius: love u too
  • Valjean: im dying
  • Cosette: please,,,, god,,,, no,,,, enough people have DIED already
  • Fantine: hey old pal. ur awesome
  • Éponine: u protected my crush. ur awesome
  • Bishop: ur awesome
  • Everyone: we're all awesome!!
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jean, javert and the great rebellion of 1832: prologue.

“It’s a complicated French novel
Everyone is dying or sad”

Eponine has the quote “Feminism encourages women to leave their husbands, kill their children, practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become lesbians.” printed out on her wall as a checklist.

It looks like this:
- “leave their husbands” is crossed out.
- “kill their children” is crossed out and “steal children” is written above it in Gavroche’s messy handwriting.
- “practice withcraft” has a tick.
- “Destroy Capitalism” has a photo of Enjolras with the text “we need you” next to it. Lovingly donated by Grantaire.
- “Become Lesbians” has 6 ticks by it in rainbow colours.

you know what? give me more platonic marius/eponine

give me marius encouraging eponine when she’s struggling to teach herself to read (and offering to help her again, laughing when she insists she can do it herself)

give me eponine busting her ass to keep her father and his gang off marius’ back- which, i mean, she already does

give me marius letting eponine spend the night in his flat when things go wrong with her family, and insisting she move in with him when she finally finds a job of her own

give me eponine as cosette’s maid of honor at the pontmercy wedding

give me strong, independent eponine and her best idiot friend marius

Little Les Mis™ Things

-the beginnings of the barricade songs
-“EVEN A WHORE WHO HAS GONE TO THE BAD WON’T BE HAD BY A RAT!!!”
-Thenardier calling Cosette by the wrong name
-“Little he knows, little he sees”
-the three part counterpoint at the end of a heart full of love
-the three part counterpoint at the end of a heart full of love reprise/everyday
-“Thinks he’s quite a lover, but there’s not much there”
-when the “JAVERT!"s match up in the confrontation
-the feeling in your chest when everyone starts singing in the finale

bonus:
-gavroche singing the women’s part of drink with me in the les mis movie

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Ladies of Les Mis Aesthetic: Mythical Figures

Fantine as Medusa, cursed Gorgon of Greek mythology I had to their stories work so well together

To those who dare to love
To stare into deep eyes
Stay forever divine
Medusa’s love struck statues
Frozen in time - Lekalina

Eponine as Hel, Norse Goddess of the Underworld

She wears strength and darkness equally well, the girl has always been half goddess, half hell. - Nikita Gill

Cosette as Amaterasu, Shinto Goddess, Ruler of the Universe

Exist by the sun and love by the moon, for you must live in light to embrace the shadows it so perfectly casts. - Becca Lee

Musichetta as Oshun, African Goddess of Beauty, Love, Prosperity, Order and Fertility

When She possesses her followers she dances, flirts and then weeps- because no one can love her enough and the world is not as beautiful as she knows it could possibly be.



Les Amis Ver.

LES MIS MODERN AU — broship aesthetics: eponine & grantaire

climbing in through the window, swinging your feet, sitting side by side, grey days and foggy skies, laced-up boots, passing the bottle back and forth, rolled eyes and wry smiles and sarcasm, swirls of cigarette smoke, unspoken agreements, hoodie sleeves pulled over hands, hanging out on playground swings, dark thoughts and deep secrets, cats curling up in laps, watching the daylight disappear. (requested by anonymous)