The-Softies

  • (Nick fury gets orders from the council to kill the spy Natasha Romanoff)
  • Nick:who can I send on this mission that is a total softie and will disobey me and make Natasha join SHIELD?
  • (Nick goes to a room facing a guy sitting on a chair with a huge number of straws connected to each other in his mouth with a soda can on the other side)
  • Clint:Hey, Nick! I found an excellent use of my time. I created... SUPER STRAW!
  • Nick:(Looks into the camera while slowly nodding in approval)
All I want from the season finale:

*Fitz and Simmons are huddled in a corner, holding hands and kissing and overall just being very close*

*Coulson, May, and Skye look on from a distance*

May: So… protocol. Fraternization policy. Is that gonna be a thing is this situation?

Coulson: Perhaps, but… honestly, no. No, it’s not going to be a thing in this situation. 

May: *smirks and rises an eyebrow* Softy. 

Coulson: I mean, look at them! They’re happy! I’m happy just looking at them. We need that. 

Skye: *crying* Coulson’s right. I mean, my parents aren’t at all who I wanted them to be, Lincoln is who knows where, Ward is still out there, there’s a new war brewing, but I have honestly not been any happier than I am in this moment. 

*more staring at FitzSimmons. The two notice and blush and giggle.*

May: Yeah, okay. They’re pretty cute. 

It was a very long day for Shay and he was left feeling frustrated and tired, and he just wanted to see you at the end of it. He was taking off his jacket and shoes while walking in the house, and laid down on you, burying his head in your shoulder. He sighed, making you laugh at him.

 “Bad day,” you asked still focused on the television. Shay started moving around and laid his head on your stomach.

 “It was awful.”

 “I’m sorry,” you said, looking at him and started playing with his hair, causing him to sigh with contentment; both of you watching the television. 


After a while, you decided to order take-out. Shay was still focused on the television, so you just ordered what he normally ordered; before sitting back on the couch.

 “You know what? I believe in love at first sight,” Shay said, staring at you.

 “Oh you do? That’s a lot coming from someone who doesn’t believe in fate,” you said winking at him.

 “Well, to be completely honest, I didn’t believe in neither until I met you,” he said, making you blush.

Handled a reticulated python for the first time today. I was a little nervous, because retics can sometimes be moody, but Skunk here was a total softy. He only mildly gave me a heart attack when he started heading towards my face, but he just wanted to climb on my head to get a better view! And holy crap, he is the most gorgeous snake ever. Stunning eyes, and a beautiful pattern. (P.S. He got his name because of his tendency to “do his business” on people, but thankfully he didn’t have to go!!) #snake#snakes#reticulatedpython#retic

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Let me tell you a story
The beginning of a bizarre adventure
A story about a certain man’s youth

There was a man who said:
“I immediately liked him.
He was a bit of a softy, but a true gentleman!”

Embrace the sadness in your past
and bring with you the hope for the future
If you could meet that daring back-figure again…

And a flashy man said:
“He is our hope.
I feel like I’ve earned a friend and a son all in one”

What is inherited is the pure will
And the ode to courage that shakes the heart
Cut down evil and become the light!
What is inherited is the sun’s will
And the record of the youth who fought till the very end
A sad song doesn’t suit you
Your future is here, now

An unfortunate and cursed destiny, stained by the mask of old
To stand up to it is your fate. Burn your young life!

The lady with strong eyes said:
“That’s what he has left me,
His grandness and his warmth, are here with me”

That shining blue ocean, that beautiful high sky
They continue to be the same for all people
His name will reach, transcending time
What is inherited is the pure will
And the ode to humanity that shakes the heart
Shine through the dark wasteland and resonate highly

Embrace the courage in your heart and conquer your fears
All men must someday die
Even if the generations forget
What is inherited is the sun’s will
And the noble ripple flowing with purity
They resonate and turn to pride and strong will…
…and will eventually become the future

sothisisthehobbit asked:

For the Parent AU thing: How about Royai? :D

Who cried when they brought their child home for the first time:

Easy. Roy. Deep down, he’s a huge softy.

Who would wake up in the middle of the night to check on the kid(s):

Most likely Riza.

Who changes the kid(s) diapers:

It’s in a constant rotating “I did it last time” kind of thing.

Who makes the bottles:

Riza. Roy tried once, but the milk boiled over by accident when he tried to heat some up.

Who stays up late at night to rock the kid(s) to sleep and sing them lullabys:

Riza.

Who is guilty of spoiling the kid(s):

ROY

Who would give the kid(s) cookies in the middle of the night:

Roy, being the spoil-some father he is.

Who always takes the kid(s) side:

It depends on what the situation is, I’d think. I’d figure they’re both the kind of parents to make sure their kids follow the rules. Being military and all.

Riza might be a tad more prone to be stricter though, so Roy would probably be on the kid’s side.

Who would wake up early to make breakfast for the kid(s) before school:

Riza. Roy tends to sleep in.

Who gets the kid(s) ready for school in the morning:

Riza

Who takes the kid(s) to school:

Roy is busy being Fuhrer, so I’d wager Riza.

Who goes to parent teacher conferences:

Riza, usually because Roy is busy with government matters.

Who will be the first to suggest to have ‘the talk’ with the kid(s):

Riza, mostly because Roy gets really awkward.

Who would choose their child(s) prom outfit:

Roy. He’d go all out and get them something awesome.

Who would cry when the kid(s) go off to college:

Roy again.

quilsandpachment asked:

For the parent au what about gajevy! :D

Ah yes! Thank you, I love these dorks XD

Who cried when they brought their child home for the first time: Gajeel definitely

Who would wake up in the middle of the night to check on the kid(s): Both maybe?

Who changes the kid(s) diapers: Levy, although Gajeel does it sometimes

Who makes the bottles: Levy

Who stays up late at night to rock the kid(s) to sleep and sing them lullabys: GAJEEL

Who is guilty of spoiling the kid(s): Pantherlily (hehehehe)

Who would give the kid(s) cookies in the middle of the night: Gajeel

Who always takes the kid(s) side: Gajeel probably (he’s just a big softie)

Who would wake up early to make breakfast for the kid(s) before school: Levy

Who gets the kid(s) ready for school in the morning: Levy

Who takes the kid(s) to school: Gajeel

Who goes to parent teacher conferences: Levy

Who will be the first to suggest to have ‘the talk’ with the kid(s): Levy, Gajeel would be all like “U-um…you take care of that…”

Who would choose their child(s) prom outfit: Levy would help them go shopping and make suggestions/give advice

Who would cry when the kid(s) go off to college: Gajeel again! Although I think Levy would get a little misty as well

illmaticraj asked:

I'm not gonna do this anonymously because I ain't no punk. But I always thought you'd be a big softie and I was right! You're so damn sweet <3

how dare u. ill fight u then we’ll see whos soft

jk i am a softie

Han River Confession (한강 고백)
  • Han River Confession (한강 고백)
  • Softy Wav (소프티 웨이브)
  • Single "Han River Confession (한강 고백)"
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Artist: Softy Wav (소프티 웨이브)
Song: Han River Confession (한강 고백)
Album: Single “Han River Confession (한강 고백)”

I’m not much of a romanticist or a daydreamer but one thing I’ve always wanted in my life was to go to the Han River with the one I love. When the weather is nice, the sun sets, and the fountains go off, it’s the most beautiful place ever. This song, with its soft and sweet nature between the male and female harmonies, made me imagine the most perfect - and simplest - kind of date.

Our first knit and crochet challenge! I found this pattern for an owl, which gives instructions for both a crocheted and knitted version. The pattern is available for free here.

The knitted version requires double pointed needles and the crocheted version requires a magic ring. Hopefully, this won’t be too difficult for everyone out there, but will challenge you all and hopefully teach you a new technique.

You have until Monday 15th April to complete your owl and then submit your project! Good luck!

is achievement hunter even real though? They really are like a sitcom cast of characters.

You have:

Geoff, a military journalist turned tech support guy turned internet personality who is drunk 98% of the time and covered in tattoos who’s also probably the biggest softy you’d ever see

Jack, a radio dj turned disney land worker turned, again, internet personality, who, despite his awkwardness and peoples’ inclination to bag on him (IDIOTS) is the kindest and most generous person ever omg

Gavin, a grocery store worker turned cinematographer who is simultaneously the dumbest and smartest person on the planet, who also uprooted his life to move halfway around the world for his job, which includes shows and movies and he and his american girlfriend half a british flag and american flag pillow on their respective sides of their bed okay ugh (cuties)

Michael, an electrician who gave up his entire life on a chance and moved halfway across the US for it and became a movie star like…??? oh and met his now-wife because of it like aww

and Ryan, an every day dad with a veterinarian wife and 2 kids who also happens to be a pseudo psychopath and really super crazy smart about the most random stuff ever??