random su “filler” episode ideas that might actually be constructive:
mayor dewey finds out that lapis is the one who stole the ocean. he marches to the barn and makes her do community service. lapis goes along with it for reasons probably involving steven, and finds out that she enjoys having something constructive to do which takes her mind off things. many fart jokes are made in the process of this discovery.
peridot finds ronaldo’s blog and becomes his biggest fan. when they meet, ronaldo reacts to the fact that a literal little green alien is a fan of his… interestingly. chaos probably ensues.
some wrestling bigshot is in town and sees the purple puma fighting. they offer to sign pp for a big contract, and amethyst is torn about whether or not to take the chance.
jasper, in her quest for a gem army, runs into the cool kids. this leads to her discovering the human concept of “cool” and attempting to emulate it. at some point she gets a new cape with spiked shoulder pads.
somehow, garnet is introduced to the concept of speedrunning. as it turns out, future vision has the tendency to turn one into a living tool-assisted speedrun, and she starts chasing the world record time for the crying breakfast friends tie-in video game. this proves useful later when expert reflexes are needed to defeat a corrupted gem that shows up… if the others can get garnet away from the game for five seconds.
while the main four are off fighting a gem somewhere, a monster shows up in beach city. connie, peridot, lapis and bismuth find themselves dealing with it as a back-up team of sorts. that’s why the people of this world believe in peridot, lapis lazuli, and bismuth… and connie! by the end of it connie has three alien big sisters, who are all vying for the title of the cool sister.
peridot decides that she wants new limb enhancers. bismuth and amethyst offer to help - bismuth putting it together, and amethyst getting the parts. the episode is told from the perspective of the other cast members who are trying to work out what the hell these three are doing with ten tablet pens, three toasters, multiple desk fans, a stack of laser tag equipment, connie’s collection of cyberpunk comics, and four potato batteries.
Description:Gryffindor’s star seeker is in danger of being disqualified from participating in their upcoming match against Slytherin due to his less than stellar grade in potions. You’re forced into tutoring him… however you didn’t know that would entail the two of you being at the library, after hours, underneath an invisibility cloak, where you quickly learn that quidditch isn’t the only thing Kim Taehyung excels in.
You felt yourself racing down the corridors as the thoughts
of today’s lesson fueled the excitement in your steps. Professor Snape was
going to be showing your class how to concoct wolfsbane potion. The thought of being
able to reduce the madness that comes along with lycanthropy pumping excitement
throughout your entire body—which in hindsight is probably how you managed to
run smackdab into the wolf himself; Kim Taehyung.
Your vision flicked upwards, locking onto the obvious smirk
of his lips as his hands made their way to your sides as he steadied your body.
You immediately roll your eyes as you throw away any attempt at the fake
apology you were going to issue him. You swiftly grab his arms, yanking them
from your sides, before shooting him a venomous glare.
not gonna lie, I would so read that mermaid au that you wrote the summary of
That was one of the ones I just couldn’t get out of my head so here’s some random extracts and concept writing.
Disclaimer - this is a fake au fic from the Rivals series. In universe it would be written by a Viktuuri fan and so is based on how that fans see umfb!viktor and Yuuri not as they actually are. It was also written as a joke on my phone in half an hour so please don’t take this as serious writing!
Original concept - no.12 of the ‘15 most popular fics in the Rivals universe alternate AO3’ - Original post here
Title : what would I pay, to stay here beside you
Rating: Teen and Up Audiences
Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply
Fandom: Figure Skating RPF
Relationships: Katsuki Yuuri/Viktor Nikiforov
Characters: Katsuki Yuuri, Viktor Nikiforov, Phichit Chulanont, Christophe Giacometti, Yuri Plisetsky, Otabek Altin, Georgi Popovich, Mila Babicheva, Celestino Cialdini, Yakov Feltsman
Additional tags: Alternate Universe - The Little Mermaid Fusion (original), Mermaid!Viktor, Prince!Yuuri, Happy Ending
Viktor has always been fascinated by the human world and especially one human in particular, a man he once saved from drowning one stormy night after a shipwreck. A dashing prince with a beautiful laugh, kind and beloved by all who know him. After loving him from afar for years Viktor makes a deal with the sea-witch, in exchange for his silver hair he has one month to make the prince fall in love and marry him or he will lose his life and be turned to nothing but foam on the sea. Known by all as impulsive and rash, Viktor takes the deal without a second thought and begins a life on land with the intention of wooing the prince and finding his happily ever after.
The one problem? The Prince hates him on sight.
Working against the clock, Viktor has one month to uncover the mystery of the Prince’s past and discover why he is so hated by the other man. And not only that but he must also convince the prince to fall in love and marry him, least he be lost to the sea forever.
The picture I did in the stream as finished as I think I’m going to make it. Drawn for @homestuckartists Acestor day. :3 Signless/Kankri just emerged from his cocoon with his new limbs and his mom is getting him all cleaned up. This is a pretty messy drawing and could probably use being cleaned up more but that’s okay, I still like it and looking at it makes me happy. :3 I hope it makes you all happy too! Enjoy. :3
If you’re confused about what’s happening here, go back and read the chapter called Rejection.
It’ll make more sense. (Can you believe I’ve actually been planning
this chapter since I wrote that one?? I never plan. I am so pleased
This is for PrincessKitty1 (over on AO3), the author of a wonderful (almost finished!!) fic called Lucky Us.
It is an important plot point in this story that the Dupain-Cheng
bakery closes for a month during the summer, and that the bakeries in
Paris have traditionally been required to stagger their summer holidays.
The idea is to ensure both that bakers are able to take a holiday, and
that Paris still has access to fresh baked bread on a daily basis. I
totally piggy-backed on that idea, and in my story, the Dupain-Chengs
get to take their holiday in July. :) If you have some free time and
want to read an awesome story, go read Lucky Us. You won’t be disappointed!!
Marinette dozed contentedly on her new boyfriend, her limbs tangled
with his on her chaise. The remnants of a plate of cookies sat
forgotten on her desk, next to a pair of empty glasses. The movie
they’d watched that afternoon had long since ended, but they’d been too
comfortable to move.
She was startled awake by a knock at her door. “Hmm, what?”
door opened, and her mother’s head appeared in the room. “Oh, I’m
sorry. I didn’t realize you had fallen asleep.” Then an odd
expression overtook the surprise on her face. “There’s, um, someone
here to see you, Marinette.”
“Who is it?” She sat up, ignoring Chat’s protests and stretching sleepily. “I told Alya I’d be busy this afternoon—”
“It’s not Alya. I think that you should come down, and see for yourself.”
frowned in confusion, and completely missed the fact that Chat had
tensed beside her. “Alright, I’ll be down in a minute.”
Sabine nodded and disappeared, pulling the door closed behind her.
“That was weird.” Marinette stretched again, and dropped a quick kiss on his mouth as she stood. “I’ll be right back, Chaton.”
“Yeah. Okay. I’ll be here.”
gave him an odd look, but he didn’t say anything else. With a shrug,
she lifted the door to and followed her mother down stairs, wondering
who in the world could have unsettled her mother. It began to make
sense when she saw Nathalie Sancoeur sitting stiffly at their dining
table, talking with her parents. She stumbled down the last few steps
in surprise, her mind racing.
“Mlle Sancoeur! I—Are you, uh, looking for Adrien? I’m not—”
“It’s fine, Marinette. This has nothing to do with Adrien. And please, call me Nathalie.”
She came to stand by the table, and glanced at her parents for
guidance, but they just shrugged. “How can I help you M-er, Nathalie?”
am here to deliver an invitation. I know you are familiar with the
Gabriel summer internship program, and that you were not selected to
participate this year. What you do not know, is that you were in fact
the committee’s first choice for the opportunity.”
Marinette felt her eyes go wide, and she sat heavily in the chair across from Nathalie. “F-first choice?”
However, someone brought your work to the attention of M. Agreste
himself the morning the announcement was to be made. He was
sufficiently impressed that he has taken an interest in your artistic
development. He does not want you to work with one of his other
designers, because he wants to see how your talent develops independent
of instruction.” She pulled a heavy envelope from her bag, and slid it
across the table to Marinette, who caught it reflexively. “This is a
letter from him, extending his invitation to you. He would like an
interview with you, an opportunity to view more of your work, and to
discuss the possibility of bringing you on as an apprentice once you graduate from lycée.”
gasped delightedly. “Oh, this is wonderful! Marinette, this is an
even better opportunity than you’d hoped for! Marinette, sweetheart?”
“A-apprentice? Me?” Marinette blinked stupidly, trying to wrap her head around what she’d just heard.
“The poor girl is in shock, Sabine.” He smiled warmly at his daughter. “Give her a minute to process.”
am sure that it is quite a lot to take in.” Nathalie turned her
attention to Marinette’s parents. “Perhaps we could take this
opportunity to schedule a meeting time that would be mutually
agreeable? As her parents, you are both welcome to be present during
“M. Agreste suggested a luncheon meeting, if that meets with your approval?”
“Of course. The bakery will be closed in July…”
As planners were consulted and a date set, Marinette sat in stunned silence. She was reeling. Gabriel Agreste wanted to meet her? He was considering taking her on as an apprentice? What? Who could possibly—Adrien. Her lips parted on an in-drawn breath. He must have gone to his father with pictures of her work.
That sneaky kitty!
She blinked, and found that Nathalie had come to stand next to her chair. Everyone was looking at her expectantly.
“I-I’m sorry. I’m a little overwhelmed.”
understand.” She dropped her professional façade for a moment, and
offered Marinette a genuine smile. “Congratulations, Marinette. This
opportunity is well deserved.”
“I-uh, th-thank you!”
“Good evening. I will see you in July.”
walked Nathalie to the door, and Sabine squeezed her daughter in a
happy hug. “So, are you still disappointed that you didn’t get the
“No! This—this is amazing!” She glanced toward the door to her attic room. “I need to—”
“Go on, dear.” Sabine nudged her toward the steps. “We can celebrate later.”
With barely a nod for her mother, Marinette raced up the steps and threw the trap door open.
“Oh my God, you crazy cat!”
please, let me explain. I had no idea you’d been chosen, and I never
meant for you to lose the spot, honestly, I just wanted to make sure
that he’d seen how wonderfully talented you are and—oomf!”
thrown herself at him hard enough to knock him off the chaise. They
landed in a heap on the floor, and she immediately began peppering his
face with kisses, murmuring happy words of praise in between.
“You sweet—wonderful—thoughtful—sneaky—ooh! This is the best thing—!”
caught her face and brought her mouth to his for a lingering, more
thorough kiss. When it ended, he stroked his thumbs over her cheeks
with a sheepish smile. “So, ah, I guess you’re ok with how it worked
“Yes!” She said emphatically, nuzzling into his neck. “Oh, I owe you one for this, Chaton.”
tipped his head back, allowing her better access to the sensitive skin
there. “Hng…! Keep doing that to my neck, and we’ll call it even.”
@the-fox333 said to @sadeyeball: Redesign Peridot? Canon evidence suggests she’s too short, and her palette could be nicer.
my eyes are literally dying already so i probably will have to pick thigns up later but heres a doodle for peri. i like peridot i think her design idea is fun and could have more potential but heres the Thoughts: peri being a disabled gem and needing her prostetic limbs. when she reforms after being bubbled she finds herself without them and freaks out when learning steven literally threw them away. her magnetic abilities would be already a given since they wouldnt be used for a reveal later, and she would use that skill to crudely make limbs out of things from stevens house and the barn: wrenches, screws, spoons, forks, knives and just try to make it with what she has. bismuth wouldnt be bubbled for no reason and she could make new limbs for peri??? i imagined her metallic fingers getting an upgrade and being bendable now since theyd be made of more malleable metal, like cables?
but yeah this is just a doodle i had to put on my glasses halfway bc exhaustion. i tweaked peridots color scheme to go nearer yellow tones and match her original gem
First off, how did you survive the removal of a necessary limb?? What do you mean some people are just born with out? WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOME PEOPLE GET THEM CUT OFF??? How do these people operate? They…they have new limbs made out of that strange plastic you people make…
#602.5- Though Tynamo has a special organ that generates electricity, most of their electrical power is used internally to achieve levitation, leaving only a weak current to be used to attack. As Tynamo age, they are able to generate more electricity, which allows them to pursue prey as individuals rather than relying on group ambush.
#603.5- Eelektrik who are exposed to powerful surges of electricity can be charged with so much energy that they begin to grow new limbs. These Pokemon have a bottomless appetite and will use their developing arms to latch onto prey and drag them into their underwater dens.
how do you think alpha bucky would react to his mate being in heat? Reader x bucky please?
I’ve never written A/B/O before, sorry if I don’t do it any justice! Slightly smutty? More so just talk. xo
Bucky’s day had been long, he wanted nothing more than to climb into bed with Y/N and curl up with her all night. Steve had him training all day, learning how to function with the new prosthetic limb Tony had installed for him. Sweat was still clinging to his damp skin when he walked out of the elevator in the tower, his shirt suctioning to his chest.
Bucky wasn’t expecting it at first. Wasn’t expecting the permeating smell of a desperate omega in heat. Wasn’t expecting to be engulfed in the scent of an omega who only wanted an Alpha to ravish them.
He had to pause his walk for a moment, his Alpha tendencies taking over as his eyes fluttered close and he took a long whiff from the air. His breath catches in his throat as he inhales the smell of the omega. An omega in heat. His omega in heat.
“Maybe I should have stepped in and helped her out while you were gone.” Nat smirks from her door, intentionally inhaling the same air that holds Bucky’s mate’s scent. “Man, what I could’ve done to her.” He growls at her, barring his teeth as he holds his gaze on her.
Nat shuts the door, taking one last teasing sniff before she shuts herself in her apartment. It takes Bucky all of two seconds to sprint the rest of the way down the hall, banging his shoulder into the door as he fumbled with the lock panel.
God, if Bucky wasn’t so angry with Nat he would’ve realized the straining erection in his pants by now.
Once he manages to type the pin into the screen, the door opens easily under the weight of his metal hand. He takes a few steps in, trying to calm his breathing when he’s wrapped in the smell of his mate.
Honey crisp apples and autumn air – her smell was always intoxicating.
Bucky remembers the first time he caught a whiff of her, hair pinned up, scent gland on display as she walked around Tony’s party without so much as looking at an alpha. She smelt like home, comforting and reassuring. He knew then that she was the one from the instant he smelt her.
“Babydoll?” Bucky calls throughout the apartment, sniffing the air to follow the distinct trail that would lead him to his girlfriend. He stops the sling his shirt into the laundry room before walking over to the closed bedroom door.
A small whimper catches his ear, the serum enhancing his already pristine Alpha senses. He clasps the knob in his hand, pushing it open with little effort.
“Shit, doll.” He groans, swallowing the lump in his throat to take in the sight in front of him. His girl, his mate, pleasuring herself with her bottom lip tucked neatly between her teeth. Her eyebrow are worried together, fingers working circles across her clit.
Her eyes open for a moment, no doubt smelling Bucky’s musky scent. “Buck,” She hiccups, gasping as she quickens her hand. “Please, help. Want your knot.” She purrs, rolling her hips.
“Patience, baby.” Bucky chides, kicking his shoes into the corner of the room. He’s always been one to tease his omega, despite how annoyed she got when he did. “Breathe, i’m gonna take care of you.”
Y/N whines, popping her bottom lip from her mouth. “Buck, no teasing. Not today, can’t – fuck – not now.” She’s whimpering, her heat completely overtaking her body.
“My pretty little omega. So, so gorgeous.” Bucky admires, walking over to the bed to lean over his girl. He places his metal hand next to her head, rubbing his flesh thumb over her jaw. “Gonna fuck you so good, tire you out.”
He swats her hand away from between her legs, slotting a sweatpants clad leg there instead. “Already so wet for me, baby. Should’a told me this morning that you were expecting your heat, would’ve stayed here with you today.” He murmurs.
“Was a bit earlier than I expected.” She huffs, dragging her lips across Bucky’s as she speaks. “Shocked you couldn’t smell it.”
Bucky nods, pressing his leg down into her. “Smelt something this morning, figured you were in pre-heat or somethin’. But I’m here now and we’re not leaving this bed until you get my knot, baby doll.”
Y/N nods eagerly up at him, hands winding around his broad shoulders to tug him down. Bucky grins, pressing his lips against hers to taste the sweetness of her chapstick.
“Gonna take real good care of you, babydoll. My sweet little omega.”
It was around 10pm when Jacob’s father made Billy and Jacob begin getting ready for bed. Billy was spending the night at Jacob’s house while his parents went to go see a movie. The boys were no older than 12 and spent the majority of the night playing video games and drinking Mountain Dew. As the two boys began getting ready to go to sleep, they went into separate bathrooms to brush their teeth. Unbeknownst to them, Jacob’s little sister was sitting awake in her room fumbling with a small glowing rock she had found on her way home from school. The rock was warm in her hands, and as she looked at it, she felt something urging her to make a wish or two. Firstly, she wished that her older brother would spend less time with Billy and more time playing with her. Secondly, she wished that her recently divorced mother would be a part of her family again. The rock pulsed twice, then vanished into a puff of smoke. At the exact same moment, Billy felt a warm tingle emanate from his stomach.
Billy looked down, toothbrush in mouth, and put his hand over his stomach as the tingling began to get warmer. A jolt of energy suddenly ran through him as he heard some soft pops coming from his joints. He looked himself over to learn that he had rapidly grown nearly a foot in height. Before he could process his growth spurt, he felt the warmth spread across his upper body and down to his groin. He heard more slight pops and cracks as his arms and hands lengthened to adult proportions, though he noticed that his skin was becoming even softer than it was before. He moved his new limbs down to his crotch as he felt what could only be described as a vacuum in his lower abdomen. His genitals were quickly sucked inwards into his body, filling the void with new organs and leaving behind a tight, fleshy clit. Touching his new clit sent shivers up his spine and down his legs, and he began to coo in curiosity. As he felt his hair tumbling down his head and into his face, he suddenly remembered that he was a 12 year old boy sleeping over at his best friends’ house.
“Jacob! Something’s wro- ohhhhh…” he half-said/half-moaned from the bathroom. Jacob heard his friend saying something from the bathroom and walked up to the door to knock.
“Billy, are you alright?”
“Jacob, get help - ah!” Billy cried as he felt new sensations coming from his nipples. He put his hands over his chest in a vain attempt to keep his newly forming breasts from growing, only to stimulate his larger, more sensitive nipples and cause his breasts to grow even faster. His blue shirt began to loosen and grow longer, covering his mature new midriff and giving his new breasts room to move. His Batman underwear transformed into a white pair of women’s briefs, hugging his new clit tightly. As the new underwear rode up his ass, he felt his asscheeks expand to enviable proportions. Finally, Billy’s legs began to thicken around the thighs while his feel grew smooth and petite.
Billy looked down over his new body in shock. He wanted to call out to Jacob again, but was too stunned to say anything. Billy then looked himself over in the mirror in horror as his face began to morph. A few more small cracks and pops could be heard as Billy’s face morphed into that of Jacob’s mother. As Billy stared into the mirror, into the eyes of the adult woman he’d become, he felt alien thoughts growing in the back of his head.
“Billy, what’s happening?” Jacob called.
“Jacob, I…uh,” Billy stammered as his vocal chords tightened. “I need you to get James.”
Jacob looked at the door confused. He could’ve sworn that he heard Billy’s voice become that of his mother. Still, Jacob ran to get his father before trying to open the bathroom door. Billy stood and stared at his new reflection, trying desperately to retain his personality. He kept trying to think about video games, but every time the topic came up he instead thought about what video games to get her son for his birthday. He tried to think of all the times he and Jacob hung out, but instead could only remember the night Jacob was conceived. The silk sheets, the warm tropical breeze that blew threw their honeymoon suite, the sweaty, muscular man who was passionately locking lips with her while he moved her closer to climax with each thrust of his hips. Billy wanted to cry, he didn’t want to be his best friend’s mom, and yet the more he thought of Jacob and their family, the more her new motherly instincts took over.
Jacob and James walked to the bathroom and knocked quickly before opening the door. Inside, they only found Madeline, Jacob’s mother, brushing her teeth in her pajamas. Upon seeing James, Billy let himself be taken by lust and fully gave in to the motherly transformation. James greeted Madeline with a warm embrace and a kiss on the forehead. “Jacob, why did you want me to check on your mom in the bathroom?”
Jacob was speechless. He seemed to be the only one to remember that his parents got divorced and that Billy was brushing his teeth in the bathroom only minutes ago. Jacob wanted to say something, but for some reason he couldn’t. He wanted to call his mother Billy, but it just didn’t seem right. He shrugged towards his father and turned to go to his room and play some video games, but not before seeing his father subtly rub his mother’s clit behind his back. Madeline began to blush as James swept her off her feet, kissing her passionately and carrying her to the bedroom. Madeline laid flat on her back with her legs hanging off the edge of the bed, perching her new pussy right on the edge as James began to go down on her. She moaned in ecstasy as her two children drifted to sleep in silence.