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Leo Valdez is a fan favorite, but the fandom seriously discredits his intelligence

I’m re-reading The Lost Hero and he could literally complete math equations college students couldn’t complete at the age of 8. 

There’s no point going on about the Argo 2 and Festus, we all remember that.

The kid is literally a genius, yet I keep seeing memes of him where the punchline is ‘Oh leo, ur so slow xD’

#AcknowledgeLeoValdez’sIntelligence2k16

Doctor’s Order?

Nico : Will, i have this tiny little scar can you please bring a band-aid

Will : oH MY APOLLO NICO MY LITTLE SUNSHINE IS BLEEDING WAIT DON’T MOVE IM GONNA BRING THE BAND-AID DON’T MOVE DON’T TOUCH YOUR SCAR OR IT WILL BE IRRITATED

Nico : ….it’s just a tiny little scar

Will : HERE’S THE ANTISEPTIC AND BAND-AIDS WAIT DON’T MOVE

Will : Now, it’s done. don’t move. doctor’s order.

Nico: okaay.

Will : a kiss can heal the scar, Doctor’s order.

Nico : okaay.

Will : wait lemme kiss you *kiss*

Nico: *blushes*

Will : this night, you’re gonna sleep in my cabin–in my room–so i can take care of you.

Nico : waiT WHAT–

Will: DOCTOR’S ORDER, NICO-FUCK-ME-DI-ANGELO.

Nico : …

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Heroes of Olympus: Jason Grace

“I’m the son of Jupiter, I’m a child of Rome, consul to demigods, praetor of the First Legion. I slew the Trojan sea monster, I toppled the black throne of Kronos, and destroyed Titan Krios with my own hand. And now I’m going to destroy you Porphyrion, and feed you to your own wolves.“
"Wow, dude,” Leo muttered, “You been eating red meat?”