sweeney todd masturbates during epiphany
joanne removes an article of clothing during each verse of the ladies who lunch so that by the time she must reflect on herself, she’s naked
during the intermission of sunday in the park with george, stagehands smear fake blood on each figure in the painting. at the beginning of it’s hot up here, the painting rises to reveal the cast posing in the same tableau that we saw at the end of act one, except now they are covered in blood.
during the gun song each of the assassins fellate their gun, and during the lee harvey oswald scene they take turns fellating lee harvey oswald. the guy in the santa suit fellates a dildo with the american flag on it, but when he gets up off his car seat and turns around, we see that in fact there is a dildo with an american flag on it penetrating him through his pants.
every time henrik rises from a chair in a little night music, we see that he has peed on the chair.
bobby masturbates for the entirety of company. during ‘what would we do without you’, each of the couples have a simultaneous orgasm in turn but bobby just continues masturbating. he’s edging, so that on the final note of being alive he just explodes
during the transitions in merrily we roll along the actors beat each other with clocks
the wolf in into the woods has a visible penis