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Harry Potter
Panic! at the Disco
Dan & Phil
Welcome to Nightvale
just reading in general
the Lunar Chronicles
At The Edge of The Universe
The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy
R. H. Sin
Ash Hardell
Kovu is a Unicorn
Emma Blackery
Luke Cutforth
Evan Edinger
Writing Poetry
the Outsiders
Fall Out Boy
My Chemical Romance
Orange is the New Black
The Bold Type
Video Games
Twenty-one Pilots

According to The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, there are rules that determine the reaction of most lifeforms to emerging technologies. One: Anything that is in your world when you are born is normal and ordinary and is just a natural part of the way things work. Two: anything that’s invented in the first third of your lifespan is new and exciting and revolutionary and you can probably get a career in it. Three: anything invented once you are middle-aged is against the natural order of things.

The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Douglas Adams: Quintessential Phase

I’m Guy Fieri and we’re rolling out, looking for the greatest diners, drive-ins, and dives at the end of the universe.

There are 42 flavors in Flavortown.

There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.

There is another theory which states that this has already happened.

—  Douglas Adams, The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
  • Hamilton: So how’d you do it, how’d you graduate so fast?
  • Burr: It was my parent's dying wish before they passed
  • Hamilton: You're an orphan, of course I’m an orphan. God, I wish there was a war then we could prove that we’re worth more than anyone bargained for
  • Burr: Can I buy you a drink?
  • Narrator: By drink Arron Burr meant alcohol. ’The Encyclopedia Galactica’ describes alcohol as a colourless, volatile liquid formed by the fermentation of sugars and also notes its intoxicating effect on certain carbon-based life forms.
  • Lars: Steven, if I were to ask you where we were, would I regret it?
  • Steven: We’re safe.
  • Lars: Good.
  • Steven: We’re currently deep in the caverns of an alien planet filled with billions of people who want me dead.
  • Lars: Ah, this must be another usage of the word “safe” that I wasn’t previously aware of.
  • Ron Weasley: If I asked you where the hell we were, would I regret it?
  • Hermione Granger: We’re safe.
  • Ron: Oh good.
  • Hermione: We’re in the middle of the forest on the run from Death Eaters.
  • Ron: Ah. This is obviously some strange usage of the word safe that I wasn’t previously aware of.