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Hit the Diamond
GIVE ME ALL THE RUBIEEEES!!!

The way that this episode had not only things I wished, but things I thought that would be pretty unlikely to happen makes it hard to believe that I’m not dreaming, somehow. At the beginning of this year I made a fancomic with lots of Rubies and had such a great time just by playing with the idea… I could never imagine that we would have such an anime-istic episode WITH THAT MANY RUBIES. AND SO MANY RUPPHIRE MOMENTS. The jokes were amazing, all other characters were just as incredible, DAMN. I’m so happy! 

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Fan Funkos
Ruby team Collection

My week hasn’t been that great, but it’s cool to finally post fanart of hit the diamond. I took my mind off things while doing this, now I’m feeling more relaxed. I still love this episode so much <3

*These collections are fan made and are not even close to being official. Just me having fun!

Collections:
Jailbreak || The Answer || Young Gems  || Amethyst’s transformations || Human team

person:  *mentions bucky*

person: he’s a great marvel villain-

Bonus:

person: ughI hate bucky! Bucky deserves to die, tony/t’challa should of killed-

Amethyst: Man, Rubies are dumb
Garnet:
Not all of them.

Let’s assume they are, in fact, not dumb at all.

First, they spot Lapis and Peridot. “Hey, girls, two out of three, Jasper must be around!”

Then Lapis effortlessly crash their ship.

And when Nick Ruby come out… “Crap, the undefeated Crystal Gems are here, and we are only five tiny Rubies. We’re doomed!”

“Ok, girls, the rebels seem to have retreated in that building, let’s look around and try to grab Jasper before they attack us.”

“Nope, we don’t see you, we don’t hear you, please let us live…”

“Girls, don’t look behind you, but one of them is trying to act casual…”

“Oh stars, she’s so bad at it… Let’s help her before she drop the act and kill us all.”

“Crap, she’s leading us to the ambush, we’re dead!”

“They have enslaved the local sentient life form! You monsters…”

“Base… Ball?”

“ Man, Crystal Gems are dumb”

“Seriously? We are supposed to not notice they are gems? She’s the Lapis who shot us down!”

“And now this quartz is doing her typical quartz spin…”

“WHAT’S GOING ON HERE?!”

“This is so frustrating! What do they want from us?”

“They definitely want us to notice.”

“And now the “Human” Sophie is fusing with “our” teammate.”

“What do we do? What do we do? They’re going to kill us!”

“All right, no more games, we know we don’t have a chance, but we’re not going down without a fight.”

Perintervention.

“OK, carefully, let’s try to diverge from our imminent destruction…”

“Neptune?…”

“Sure, why not?”

“Girls, let’s get out of this death trap!”

“We are so grateful you rebels didn’t puff and bubble us forever!”

Man, Rubies are sharp.