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Carnival Kerfuffle: The Animatic
starring Beppi the Clown

The instant I saw this fucker in Cuphead I only had one voice for him in my head; Charlie Adler. Audio is from a bunch of clips from Cow and Chicken. My best guess as to what Beppi’s behavior was like is exactly that of the Red Guy and if Cuphead were a modern cartoon it would have the absurd and almost uncomfortable humor of a 90′s cartoon. I hope you all enjoy this.

dear future teachers

DO NOT

FORCE SHY KIDS

TO TALK.


DO NOT

TELL SHY KIDS

THEY NEED TO PARTICIPATE MORE.


DO NOT

MAKE PARTICIPATION

A GRADE.


DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA

HOW HARD IT IS

FOR SOME STUDENTS

TO JUST RAISE THEIR HANDS?


FORCING THEM INTO GROUP PROJECTS

AND MAKING THEM TALK

DOES NOT “TEACH THEM TO BE SOCIAL AND DEVELOP INTO WELL-ROUNDED INDIVIDUALS” 

IT SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF THEM.

AND MAKES THEM HATE SCHOOL.


SERIOUSLY.

COLLEGES TOO.

THERE IS NO REASON TO REQUIRE A PARTICIPATION GRADE.

IF I’M MAKING 90′S ON ALL MY TESTS/QUIZZES

IT MEANS I KNOW THE DAMN MATERIAL YOU TAUGHT

UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCE SHOULD YOU LOWER MY GRADE 10% JUST BECAUSE I DIDN’T TALK ENOUGH.


I SWEAR IF I GET ANOTHER “B” IN A CLASS THAT I EXCELLED IN JUST BECAUSE I DIDNT FEEL LIKE RAISING MY HAND TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS

I MIGHT ACTUALLY KILL U  

9

*Throws hands up defeatedly into the air* UGH.

(Part 1 & 2 of Sonic in Retro Clothes Series)

music to listen to now that pwr bttm’s cancelled:

Hayley Kioko (wlw power pop)

Arca (Venezuelan sad gay)

Team Dresch (90′s lesbian angst)

Dreamcar (just all round queer vibes and tbh if Davey Havok’s straight then I’ll eat my entire fucking fist)

Gerard Way (non binary glitter and aliens)

Against me! (angry trans punk p.s. Laura Jane Grace is queen)

Placebo (LGBT members and just all round fucking cool)

Dodie Clarke (cute bi songs)

TR/ST (trippy and gay)

Pansy Division (like green day but like 100x gayer)

Muna (Lesbian dark pop)

Perfume Genius (Art Gay)

Courtney Barnett (Indie rock Australian lesbian)

Senses fail is getting pretty gay these days (still emo af tho)

Feel free to add any more

Counting Down My 8 Favorite Movie Mean Girls

I honestly wouldn’t be the woman I am today without some of these girls. Even though they are bitchy as hell they all have self confidence and don’t give a fuck about what anyone says. My next post will be a think piece on movie mean girls so keep an eye out for that! Enjoy my favorite bitches. *SPOILERS* but I’m honestly judging you if you haven’t seen movies 6 through 1.

8. Lindsay Edgecomb (Halston Sage)

Movie: Before I Fall (2017) [Read my review for it here]

Best Line: “Are you trying out for a tampon commercial?”

Lindsay is the newest mean girl since her film was out this year but she deserved a spot. She was certainly cruel but we found out why she was so mean which makes her soft which puts her at the top of the list.

7. Madison Morgan (Bella Thorne)

Movie: The Duff (2015)

Best Line: “And then she’s all like bitch if I wanted your opinion I’d ask and I was all like bitch if I cared what you thought I’d ask. Ugh, my grandma is so annoying.”

Madison is straight up just there to make your life a living hell. Most mean girls learn their lesson at the end of films but Madison gave zero fucks the entire time. Although she could be up there with the heavyweights she isn’t as iconic as the rest of the list so I’ll let her sit pretty at number 7. 

6. Taylor Vaughan (Jodi Lyn O’Keefe)

Movie: She’s All That (1999)

Best Line: “I could win this thing in fluorescent lighting, on the first day of my period, cloaked in T.J. Max OK?”

Taylor Vaughan was your typical 90′s mean girl. All she wanted to do was win prom queen and destroy an outsider’s life. She’s overlooked and honestly she’s just an unstoppable force. You could say she’s… all.. that. HA.

5. Jennifer Check (Megan Fox)

Movie: Jennifer’s Body (2009)

Best Line: “It smells like Thai food in here. Have you guys been fucking?”

Jennifer Check is not only evil but the biggest bitch ever. The worst part is that she’s the meanest to her best friend. I mean sleeping with someones boyfriend is disgusting but eating someone’s boyfriend is unforgivable. Jennifer is number 5 cause she’s got a taste for petty and useless teenage boys. 

4. Regina George (Rachel McAdams)

Movie: Mean Girls (2004)

Best Line: “Good. So it’s settled. So you can go shave your back now. Bye Jason.”

Oh Regina George so beautiful, so iconic, and sharp as a tack. She’s ruler of Northshore high and her posse even has their own name. Not only did she make mini skirts and pink cool but she even learned to be nice in the end. Although Regina was a mega bitch she changed her ways and channeled her feelings into contact sports. I know all are you are probably thinking how can such an iconic person be number 4? Well when I post the next 3 ladies you’ll see why. 

3. Kathryn Merteuil (Sarah Michelle Gellar)

Movie: Cruel Intentions (1999)

Best Line: “God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex.”

Kathryn is my favorite kind of bitch, rich bitch and the reigning queen of the Upper East Side. I can’t even begin to name the things that make her basically evil. She made a bet with her step brother that included sleeping with him, she ruined an innocent girl, and in the end she’s still maintaining her bad girl habits at her brothers funeral. If that’s not the definition of mean girl I don’t know what is. Blair Waldorf wishes she was her. 

2. Heather Chandler (Kim Walker)

Movie: Heathers (1988) 

Best Line: “Fuck me gently with a chainsaw do I look like Mother Teresa?”

Oh Heather C I do love thee. She was ruthless and literally was rude to everyone even her best friends. No wonder why Veronica wanted her dead. Heather literally watched Veronica puke at a college party and laughed after. I mean who wants to be friends with that? Heather started mean and she died mean too which places her on top at number 2. 

1. Courtney Shayne (Rose McGowan)

Movie: Jawbreaker (1999)

Best Line: “I killed the teen dream, deal with it.”

Oh Courtney my personal favorite. She had the hip 90′s outfits, a cool car, and a posse to follow her around. All l things you need to be Queen B. I like Courtney cause she’s great in a crisis. Someone witnesses you guys moving a dead body? Give her a makeover and make her cool. What kills me about this movie is that Courtney’s demise isn’t killing her best friend it’s turning a girl into a monster just like her. I mean to take down the best you gotta learn from the best am I right. Even when Courtney is getting screamed at at the dance she still doesn’t deny the fact that she literally killed her best friend with a jawbreaker. Courtney has the best compusure and the best lines and this is why she’s number one.

Anvils, Nat 1's, and Existential Crises, Oh My!

Backstory: This exchange happened during our homebrew pathfinder campaign during which we had to defeat Baal and his mysterious henchman, who we later determined was my Elf Rogue from our previous campaign. Our party contained 6 characters in total: a Demon Fighter (played by the DM), an Earthbender (also the DM), a Catfolk Rogue (me), a Human Sorceress (me), a Beast Tamer (my friend) and a Gnome Shapeshifter with teleportation powers (same player as the beast tamer).

Shapeshifter (OOC): Can I turn into inanimate objects?
DM: Like what?
Shapeshifter (OOC): I wanna turn into an anvil and teleport over Edward’s (the Elf Rogue’s) head.
DM: Okayyy? Roll damage.
*Shapeshifter rolls damage*
DM: Anything else?
Shapeshifter (OOC): I wanna turn into a bush after I hit him.
DM: A bush?
Shapeshifter (OOC): Yeah.

DM: Well Edward’s not too pleased about getting hit in the head, so hes gonna swing his dual sabers at you. Since you’re a bush, you’ll probably die unless I roll a 1.
*Proceeds to roll a nat 1*
DM: Okay then
*Rolls to confirm, rolls a nat 1 again*
DM: Let’s consult the crit fail chart
(He made two charts where after a critical fail or a critical hit is confirmed, we roll percent dice to see exactly how badly we failed/ how precisely we hit)
*Rolls percent dice, gets in the low 90’s*

At this point we’re all dying laughing waiting for the DM to calculate damage.

DM, through his laughter: Ok, so Edward winds up his swing, swings both sabers at you, and hits a rock with both, deflecting the sabers and hitting himself in the neck for over 100 damage.

*Its now the Demon Warrior’s turn*

Demon Warrior (OOC): Ok so Edward’s probably still dazed right now, I’m just gonna stare deeply into his soul and try to break the spell.
(By then we had guessed that Baal put a spell on Edward so Edward would help him.)
*Succeeds*

Me (OOC): Wait so what happens now?

DM: Edward looks into Brimstone’s (the Demon Warrior’s) piercing red eyes and just falls to his knees and has an existential crisis in the middle of the battlefield, with both of his swords still stuck in his neck.

*We all just collectively die laughing*

Melanie, 24

“I’m wearing a Nordstrom coat, Unif boots and a two piece vintage suit. My style is inspired by late 70’s and 90’s. I take almost all my inspiration from films and my grandparents wardrobes and I really love a good vintage piece. My current favorites: Celine, John Lawrence Sullivan, Off-White, Marni. All shades of green, brown and purple. I’m obsessed with coordinate/2 piece outfits, shoulder pad jackets and print shirts.”

Dec 6, 2017 ∙ Union Square

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“I grew up watching massive amounts of MTV music videos throughout the 90’s.  I would record all of my favorites on VHS tape, watching them over and over until the tape wore out.  Our new video was inspired by some of these artists that I loved back then like the Beastie Boys, Cypress Hill and Marilyn Manson.  We wanted to use this 90’s look to visually express the lyrics and fury inside of the song.” - Vic

Mob Psycho 100 AU where everything’s the same except Teru wears the Generic 90’s Cup Design™ at all times
Monstrum

Originally posted by kpop631

word count: 16.4k

tags: smut, angst, serial killer Jungkook!AU

WARNING!!!! I understand that this fic may be very triggering as it contains mentions of murder, extreme violence and rape, so if you are sensitive to those topics I recommend you DO NOT read this. Thank you in advance.

Moving to a new town is hard, especially after the company you worked for went bankrupt and you’re left jobless and alone in the hot, summer weather. Thankfully, a close relative informed you about a new apartment near them that was insanely affordable. You didn’t even think twice about the possible living conditions before driving out to the secluded town. In all honestly, anything would’ve sufficed as long as you got out of your old apartment which was now too expensive for you to rent out (not to mention the air conditioning cut off a while back).

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