Negan: You could have gone down fighting you big baby… *laughs* I’m just pullin’ Ricks dick, bring in your balls a little bit. You done goo-

Gabriel: What?

Negan: Oh I meant to say pullin’ your dick but a. I can’t even joke about that, b. Lying to a priest would be blasphemous so I’m just telling you what really goes on, and c. I’m imagining what would have happened if Rick had been locked in this trailer with me instead of you… AND FOR FUCK SAKES WHY COULDN’T THAT HAVE GONE DOWN?! Imagine it! Rick all hot, sweaty, angry, scared… Shit! But here YOU are instead Gaby, what the fuck am I supposed to do with you?!

Gabriel: … What was that about not being blasphemous Negan?