The thing that gets me is that Lily and James must have done that together

Saving Kittens Thing

Bleeding heart James Potter does his level best to save seven cats from a terrible fate, but Lily Evans, his heartless monster fiancée, tries to thwart him at every turn.


week one.


Lily Evans to James Potter: no

James Potter: i haven’t asked a question.

Lily Potter: and yet

James Potter: but how did u know???

Lily Potter: your 762 cat pictures uploaded to the cloud james

James Potter: right.

James Potter: it’s just, hes been hanging around the office for the last two weeks…
Lily Evans: you don’t even like cats??

James Potter: but he likes me. maybe I never liked them bc they were all assholes?

James Potter: chicken or egg, u know?

Lily Evans: amazing

Lily Evans: see u in a few

Lily Evans: no to cat. yes to takeout for stressing me out

James Potter: ur stressed? im marrying an unsupportive woman in 7 weeks??

Lily Evans: *kiss emoji* eggrolls.

James Potter: yessir


James Potter to Lily Evans: but look at how CUTE he is

Lily Evans: no


James Potter: he likes milk

Lily Evans: impeachment song voice: no. no. no. no. no. nono. nononono.

James Potter: killjoy!

Lily Evans: remember the squirrel

James Potter: that was one. time.

Lily Evans: and yet, i have veto power

James Potter: will u always have veto power? like for the next sixty years?

Lily Evans: we had to call professionals in??? almost got kicked out??? our lease specifically and unequivocally forbids pets of any kind???

James Potter: technicality, yes, but as mum owns the building, pretty sure i could sway her w/ wedding leverage

Lily Evans: we are NOT having swans, geese, ducks, or other fowl at our wedding. so no leverage for u.

James Potter: killjoy!!!!!


week two.


James Potter to Lily Evans: he is a SHE

Lily Evans: …?

James Potter: THE CAT

Lily Evans: how do u

Lily Evans: nvnmd

James Potter: check ur snaps!!!

Lily Evans to James Potter: james. when u get home we need to talk abt appropriate things to snapchat.

Lily Evans: example: cats giving birth? not appropriate!!

Lily Evans: also, are u under the bushes in front of your work?

James Potter: ITS JUST LIKE 101 DALMATIONS

James Potter: except cats!

James Potter: and six of them.

James Potter: seven including boots.

Lily Evans: boots?

James Potter: have u seen HER feet? boots.

James Potter: the Miracle of Life. im transformed.                                             

Lily Evans: oh boy


Lily Evans to James Potter: babe. ur going to get fired for sending too many snapchats on work hours.

James Potter: my dad is the boss?

Lily Evans: he asked me to text sense into u. or to bribe u.

James Potter: rude.

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

Lily finding out she's preggers. Pls.

There are approximately ten thousand pregnancy charms in the world and Lily knows her fair share of them. She hasn’t been to a Muggle doctor since she was thirteen and broke her arm on summer holiday.

She’s three days deep in some Dark Arts tome doing research for the Order when she realises she’s a week and a half overdue for her period after reading about dodgy uses for menstrual blood. And instead of reaching for her wand, she’d reached for the phone, which only works intermittently.

And here she is at the doctor’s clinic.

“Miss Evans! My, I haven’t seen you since you were a wee thing.”

Doctor Kerr is a warm, familiar presence, and something at the base of Lily’s neck unknots as she follows the woman to her office. “Oh - boarding school, you know how it is. And it’s Potter now, actually. I moved away after we got married.”

It’s the simplest explanation, but something about it makes her heart hurt. Another secret pulling her away from the world she was born into. She’d been so eager to leave it as a child, and while she wouldn’t give up on the Wizarding World for love or money - god, she wishes her biggest problem was a skipped period.

Doctor Kerr congratulates her on her marriage, and they chat briefly about the advances in home-pregnancy tests before she collects a urine sample and sends Lily on her way with a bundle of pamphlets and the information that her results should be ready in a week or two.

A week or two. Lily considers calling her mother to complain, but she prefers to draw as little attention to her parents as possible these days. There’s Petunia, but - no, there really isn’t Petunia. Not only because Lily isn’t sadistic enough to draw attention to her instead, but because any sisterly overtures had gone ignored since the fiasco with that Vernon fellow.

A nightmare of a man if Lily ever met one, and she’s had her fair share of nightmares these days. She sighs, rubbing her forehead with one hand and pulling out her wand with the other, circling into a nearby alley to Apparate home.

The first thing that hits her when she steps over the threshold is the smell. Roast chicken and gravy infuse the air alongside a heavenly warmth, and any remaining tension in her spine slips away as she shrugs her coat off. James skids into the kitchen entrance in his socks and an apron with a body-builder’s chest on it, wielding a pair of tongs and a grin wide enough to swallow the sun.

“Potter!” he exclaims, his delight in the fact that she shares his surname never-ending. Lily might roll her eyes, but she’s smiling already, leaning up to kiss him before she hip-checks him into the kitchen.

“You act like I’ve been gone a month, not an afternoon.”

He sniffs, trailing after her. “What, a man can’t miss his wife?”

“A man can miss whatever he chooses, and a wife can tell him he’s being ridiculous.”

“Yes, well. You wouldn’t have married me if I were serious.”

They both pause to acknowledge the space where a Sirius pun would fit, before James leaps into action again. The tongs are exchanged for a wooden spoon and he beckons her over to the gravy pan on top of the stove, stirring.

“Here, taste.”

Lily wonders what her sister would say to the idea of a husband cooking dinner, before banishing the thought. Two Petunia thoughts in a day when she typically has none. Perhaps the end times are upon them.

She tastes, closes her eyes in delight. “What I want to know is how the idle son of rich wizarding parents managed to get so good at Muggle cooking.”

“A great deal of panic and many bouts of food poisoning about three weeks before we moved in together,” he says.

The worst part is that he’s probably not even joking about learning to cook in three weeks. Her husband was an illegal Animagus by the time he was fifteen, picking up how to roast a chicken must have been roughly as difficult as simple addition.

And yet. He’d taken to the task as eagerly as any advanced magical problem. I want to make  a home with you, he’d murmured into her ear that first night, arms wrapped around her from behind, chin resting on her shoulder. I want to make a life.

Lily considers, briefly, not telling him. After all, they’re in the middle of a war. They’re both under a great deal of stress, which is as likely an explanation for the mysterious case of the missing menstruation as any,and she won’t have a solid answer for a week or two. There’s always a spell of course, but her mind shies away from that option yet again.

She doesn’t have any doubts about James’ wish to be a father, they’d talked about all that before the wedding. The timing, though–

“Lils?’ James glances behind him, turns the heat down before giving her his full attention. “Everything all right? You never said where you were going this afternoon.”

She opens her mouth before she knows what she’s going to say, but she’s as Gryffindor as he is. Barrelling into the unknown is what they do. Even if they have to cross their arms and squint up at the ceiling to do it.

“I think I might be pregnant?” A beat, silent. “I think I might be pregnant. And this is absolutely absurd, but I went to a Muggle doctor to get a test done to find out, knowing full well it would take a while to get the results back, and I think it’s because my subconscious isn’t quite ready to let go of where I came from yet? Or something equally ridiculous, because having a child would mean that we really are the Potters of Godric’s Hollow, and you have to understand that I was Lily Evans for most of my life even though I love being Lily Potter, and–”

“A baby,” James says, and the light dancing in hazel eyes is like the warmth of that sun he could have swallowed before. “That is - not to interrupt what I’m pretty sure is the first documented case of you babbling, but a baby, Lils.”

The spoon is abandoned. He takes her hands in his, and she focuses on the rasp of Quidditch callouses over her skin as he rubs his thumbs over the back of her hands.

“I’m not sure yet,” she says, staring intently at a freckle on his wrist for all of two seconds before James’s face is in front of hers. He nudges her head up gently until their foreheads rest against each other. She can feel his words against her mouth.

“Not sure if you’re pregnant, or not sure if you want to be pregnant?”

“Trust you to get straight to the heart of the matter.”

“Hey. If you want to skirt around the subject, by all means, let’s go for it. I’m great at skirts.”

She huffs a laugh, wet around the edges. “That’s what got us into this situation.”

“Mm, but you weren’t complaining at the time.” And then his voice drops, warm and low and loving. “Lils. I love you. I want to have a family with you, but if you aren’t ready - if you don’t want to? I’m never ever going to not love you. Whatever you want to do, I’m along for the ride.”

Lily thinks about the war. About how everything is so uncertain these days, about how any child she and James have is going to be born with a target on their back until Voldemort and his followers are dead or locked away. She thinks of the family she’ll never quite be a part of again, and–

And the new one that she’s making. Here in Godric’s Hollow. With James and their friends and everyone else in the Order who believes in fighting for what is good and right in the world.

“I love you too,” she says, and kisses him, lips easing over his, hands curling around his waist and behind his neck to hold him close. “You great big sap.”

The results come back a week and a half later. Lily casts a charm then, just to be certain, before he starts thinking about how to tell her husband he’s going to be a father.

Mistakes [J.P.]

Character: James Potter
Word Count: 2167
Requested?: Yes/No
Summary: James doesn’t react well to getting his best friend Y/n pregnant. When will he finally decide what he really wants?
WARNINGS: Mentions of pregnancy
Disclaimer: Gif isn’t mine, credit to whoever made it

Note: This imagine is based on the prompts: 1. “Please don’t leave me.” and 20. “I’m pregnant.” I’ve not written a full imagine in a while (and I’ve never written for James before), so I apologise if this isn’t very good. Also, I love James Potter ❤️x

+ + + + +

“This was a mistake, okay? We never speak of this again.”

The words swirled around your head like a swarm of bees, your heart beating fast. James didn’t love you - he made that perfectly clear a couple of weeks ago when you spent a drunken night together and he told you it was a mistake.

It hurt more than you cared to admit, especially since you always had a crush on your messy haired best friend. The worst thing about it was that he was in love with someone else.

Lily Evans.

Lily was a beautiful girl, with flowing shoulder-length red hair that contrasted perfectly with her bright green eyes. With freckles scattered across her rosy cheeks, her clear, porcelain skin, and her rosebud lips, there was no questions as to why James had fallen for her.

Though it hurt to see him pine after her, you knew it was better to be friends with James than to ruin your relationship completely. Which is why, ever since that fateful night, you had pretended that you were okay with you and James going back to being just friends, with your feelings and the memories of the night being suppressed, for fear you would lose the one person you felt closest to.

It would have most likely worked out well, and you may have even gotten over your feelings for the boy, if it wasn’t for the sickness you started to feel barely a week after what happened, and you feared for the potential cause.

It took you a few days to hype yourself up to get checked out, with help and persuasion from Remus, who happened to catch you throwing up at one point, leading to an entire confession on your part.

That lead you to the current moment, where you sat clutching Remus’ arm as you waited nervously for the results.

“It’s going to be okay Y/n. If it turns out you are, and James doesn’t seem to want to step up, then you know you always have me. I’ll always be here for you,” Remus reassured you. You smiled at him gratefully, but deep down felt bad - you didn’t want to ruin Remus’ life with a baby that wasn’t even his.

“Miss L/n?” Madame Pomfrey spoke as she headed over to the bed you were sat on, “I have your results here. Congratulations, you’re pregnant!”

***

“This is the worst possible thing that could have happened to me, Remus. How could this have happened? Why? I just… Oh Merlin, I’m going to lose James!” You paced back and forth in front of the werewolf, chewing your lip frantically.

“You’re not going to lose James, don’t talk like that. If anything, it’ll bring you closer,” Remus said, reaching out to stop you from pacing, and pulling you beside him on the couch. “I don’t know how to tell him,” you admitted quietly, looking down at your lap.

Remus grabbed your hand with his, and squeezed it reassuringly, “Take your time with it, make sure you rehearse what you’re going to say, and remember that no matter how he responds, I’m still going to be Uncle Moony.”

You grinned at the tall boy, bringing him into a hug, “What would I do without you?”

***

“James? Can I talk to you?” You asked the brunette as you entered the common room. James looked up at you and grinned, “Yeah sure babe, what about?”

You gestured for him to follow you, and headed up to your dorm room. The room was thankfully empty when you got upstairs, and you closed the door behind you both.

“Are you okay? You seem out of it,” James noted as he sat down on Lily’s bed - something you noticed bitterly.

“Yeah I… I mean… I have something to tell you, but before I say anything, I want you to know that I’m scared and I don’t know what I’m doing, but I’m just hoping really that you can help, but you don’t have to, it’s your decision and-”

“Y/n, babe, it’s okay, just tell me what you need to say, I’m getting worried about you here,” James said as he leant over to hold your shaking hands. You took a deep breath and forced yourself not to blush at his hands holding your own.

You nodded and looked away from his eyes, your gaze resting on his hand enveloping your own.

I’m pregnant.”

James blinked, pulling his hands away and shaking his head ever-so-slightly.

“James?” You whispered as the boy turned to the door, “James!” He opened the door and slammed it behind him. Your lip trembled as a tear dropped down your cheek,

Please don’t leave me.

***

The following month had been hell for you. Not only did you have to put up with changing mood swings and morning sickness, but you hadn’t spoken to James since you told him about the baby. Not for lack of trying on your part, however James seemed pretty adamant that he was going to cut you - his best friend apart from Sirius - out of his life completely.

It hurt at first, but with every passing day, the pain faded just a little, especially with Remus’ never-ending help.

You thanked Merlin that he was around, because you doubted you’d be able to get through this by yourself, and you were so grateful that the robes you wore for school were large enough to cover the small baby bump you were sporting, as you didn’t think you could bare the judging looks or questions.

With one hand absent-mindedly holding your stomach, you walked down one of the corridors, heading towards to library to meet Remus. Hearing a very familiar laugh drift towards you, you felt your heart beat faster and, as soon as you saw the brunette heading your way, you hid behind a large pillar, not wanting to face him and Lily together.

The couple walked past you, oblivious to your shaking figure as you felt your heart ache just looking at them holding hands. You didn’t know when they got together officially, but it must have been recently.

You watched them until they disappeared out of your view, leaving you alone with your envy for the redhead, and how she managed to capture the heart of the boy you loved.

***

You were around 4 months pregnant when you could finally see a real baby bump, as opposed to the slight roundness of the previous weeks. There was something oddly calming about seeing your stomach growing, ready to hold the baby you were certain to love with all your heart.

The zip to your jacket was strained a little as you pulled it over yourself more, before leaving the dorm room to join Remus downstairs.

“Are you ready to go?” The werewolf asked as he held out his arm for you to hold onto. You nodded, “Yes I am. Thank you for taking me Moony. I know you chose me over the boys today.” “It’s my pleasure. You’re in need of some company today, and I’m more than willing to provide it. Besides, you’ve not been out in months now, and visiting Hogsmeade will do you some good.”

The sun was out, beaming down across the small town of Hogsmeade, which would have made the day warm if not for the cold breeze that swept across every so often.

“Where do you want to go first?” You asked Remus. “Well I’d quite like a look in Tomes and Scrolls, and Scrivenshaft’s. Apart from that, I don’t mind wherever you want to go,” Remus replied, shoving his hands into his pockets as he walked alongside you. “Oh I love Tomes and Scrolls! Let’s head there first!” You said excitedly with a grin.

You arrived at the bookshop and opened the door, hearing the little chimes of the bell as you stepped inside. Immediately, you found yourself engrossed in looking around at the books, a soft smile gracing your features.

Outside, Remus paused on his way following you, hearing his nickname being yelled. He turned around, his eyes focusing on the messy haired lad that just caught up with himself. “Hey Moony, why didn’t you join us today? Thought we were all going together,” James said as he pulled a hand through his hair.

“I um… I told Padfoot to tell you I’m actually here with someone else,” Remus said, his voice wavering slightly. “Really? Like a date? Go Moony! So, who is she?”

“Remus! Remus I found this amazing-” You trailed off as both the boys’ heads turned to look at you when you opened the door to grab the werewolf’s attention.

“Y/n,” James breathed out, his eyes widening slightly at seeing you so close after so long. You cleared your throat and stepped towards Remus. James eyes wandered down your form, his eyes fixating on your baby bump.

“Is-Is that-?” He couldn’t bring himself to finish the question, so you rolled your eyes and finished for him, “My baby, yes.”

For some reason, James felt his heart ache when he heard you refer to the baby as yours and not his as well. He pulled a hand through his hair again, this time due to nerves, “Boy or girl?”

“I don’t know yet. And it’s none of your business anyway. Just leave us alone - you’ve already made it pretty clear that you don’t want us,” you said as you began to turn to head back into the shop.

“Y/n wait!” You paused, your hand lingering on the door handle as you slowly decided to turn back around.

James looks at you desperately, trying to think of something - anything - to say to you. “I want to help you.”

You glanced at Remus, who was looking anywhere but at the two of you. You shrugged, “I’m not sure what you want me to say to that Potter.”

James winced. You never referred to him by his last name unless you were really really mad at him. He sighed, “How about “I’d love you to help out”?“

You looked at the boy with fake confusion. “Why would I lie?” You asked, before turning around and heading back into the shop.

***

You didn’t hear from James for a few days, which bothered you greatly. You’d hoped that since he told you he wanted to help out, he’d be around you more, at least trying. But sadly, he had done nothing.

The next thing you heard about the boy was that he and Lily broke up; the news travelled through the school quick, and reached you within the hour it happened.

Though you felt guilty for the redhead, you couldn’t help the hope that surged through you. Maybe James was serious about wanting to help. Maybe, just maybe he wanted to mend your friendship.

***

The same afternoon, James headed down the stairs from his dorm to the common room. He was alone with his thoughts, trying to distinguish between those of Lily and those of you. He reached the bottom of the staircase and stepped into the common room, finding you and Remus together - again.

He knew his friend was just helping you out, but he couldn’t help but be mad that it was Remus helping you, and not him.

“Want a drink?” Remus asked as he stood up from the couch, “It will have to be decaf though, if you want tea or coffee because you can’t drink caffeine, it’s bad for the baby.” You smiled at him, “I’ll just take a water, thank you.”

James waited until Remus left the room before stepping out of the shadows. “Can someone please let him know that the baby isn’t his?” James said as he entered the room, his annoyance at the fact you spent more time with Remus than with him evident in his voice.

“Maybe not by blood, but Remus has been around more than anyone,” you replied, grabbing a book from the table and lifting up your feet onto the couch beside you.

“The baby is mine, Y/n, and I want to be apart of his or her life,” James admitted, coming to a stop in front of you. You didn’t even look up from your book as you replied, “Maybe you should have thought about that before you walked out on us, okay? You can’t just pick and choose when you want to step up and be a dad! It’s not fair to me, and it’s certainly not fair to my baby.”

Our baby.”
My.”

Everything James felt towards you finally fell into place as he began to speak again, “Our. We’re meant to be together Y/n. I know you know that too. Yeah, I’ve made mistakes, horrible ones, when it comes to you. And I’m sorry, I really am. But now I’m trying, I’m here, and all I want to do is let you know that I’m ready. I want to be a dad, and I want to be with you. Please.”

A Bit of a Guilt Trip

Fandom: Harry Potter, Marauders Era

Pairing: Reader x Sirius Black

Request: Hello! Can you do a imagine where the reader is a marauder and tries to set up James and lily. The reader convinces lily to go on a date with James and she does. James finds out what the reader did and hugs her and yeah sorry for the long request. Thanks love!

Either sirius or remus a first argument with reader with a happy ending please. If you have already done this just let me know please.

I combined two requests because they fit well together :)

Warnings: none

Authors Note: A little bit of Jily, lil bit of angst and some fluff ;)

Word Count: 3.2k

“LIIIIILY!”

you yelled for the third time to the girl staring out the window at the leaves falling on the hogwarts grounds. She finally heard you and turned around to look at you, sprawled across your bed with an unamused look on your face.

“What, sorry were you calling me?”

You sat up and crossed your legs “I wasn’t calling you I WAS yelling your name though, three times to be exact. You must have been dreaming about Potter.”

Lily instantly let out an amused laugh.

“Yeah right i’ll be dreaming about Potter when i’m dead!”

“Lily dead people don’t dream…or do they??”

Lily quickly quipped back “Of course they don’t, which means I will never dream about Potter.”

You just rolled your eyes at her constant stubbornness. “Why not evans, it’s the perfect time to fall in love.”

Yeah and why’s that Y/n?

You smiled from ear to ear and lily instantly knew you were about to make a terrible pun

“Why? because it’s fall of course, get it…FALL in love.”

You fell onto your back in a fit of giggles partly at your own joke but mostly at Lily’s reaction. Lily grabbed the closest pillow and flung it at you from across the room hitting you in the face as you sat up knocking you back down.

“But on a serious note, you guys really should go on a date or something.”

Lily laughed and responded

“Okay but on a Sirius note, you should go on a date with Sirius.”

You rolled your eyes “oh no it looks like my ‘punnyness’ is rubbing off on you.”

Lily jokingly took off the sweater of yours she was wearing, as you two shared clothes often, and threw it at you

“Ew get your pun germs away from me, but Y/N you really should go on a date with Sirius, you’re so close with all of them it would be so cute.”

You huffed “It’s not like that though, and you could be close with all of them too if you dated James! He has changed a lot this year, he’s not that bad and he really does like you.”

You tilted you head looking at her and a smug smile spread across her face.

“Okay, ONE date. But only if you go on a date with Sirius as well.”

You tried to debate the scenario in your head, you did like Sirius but he would never say yes to a date, especially with you. You spoke up after a minute of thinking, a lot quieter than before.

“Could it be a double date?”

Lily crossed her arms “No double date, it has to be the real thing, you can’t use me as a vice for this one.”

You thought about James for a second, would he ever forgive you if he found out Lily was going to go on a date with him but she said no because of you! You also thought about how Sirius would react to you asking him out, you would have to guilt trip him with the whole ‘do it for james’ thing. You ran your hands down your face.

“Uh Fine, but what if he doesn’t say yes am I allowed to tell him the whole deal.”

Lily’s expression softened and she got up from her seat by the window and lied down on the bed next to you.

“Y/N why do you think he would say no? You’re beautiful, smart, kind, funny and he already adores you, all of them do, I know you guys would be cute together but I didn’t know you actually liked him?”

You took a deep breath, preparing to vomit your feelings.

“I do like him, I have for a while. I think it’s his charm and the way it sort of makes me feel special sometimes but then I see him like that with everyone else. I really like seeing parts of him no one else does though, his vulnerable side, you know I live close to James so when Sirius went to his house the night he ran away, James called me shortly after.”

Lily took this all in and gave you an encouraging look to continue so you did.

“I know you’re probably wondering what that has to do with this, but one night in the common room late at night we were all talking about our futures, Sirius was very clearly talking about how he never wanted to settle down and he never wanted to be like his parents. James had asked him if he was sure and what if he met the perfect girl and wanted to be with them forever and Sirius told him he has no interest in girls like that and the conversation ended.”

Lily rested her head on your shoulder and engulfed you in a hug.

“I was going to say Sirius doesn’t deserve you but that’s wrong because he does, he deserves you to make him unafraid of love, but maybe now is not the time for that if you don’t want it to be”

You took another deep breath to calm your fast beating heart.

“No I will ask him on a date, and if I have to guilt trip him I will, for James.”

You picked up your wand on your bedside table and started your record player across the room. As the music started to quietly play you grabbed your blanket from the bottom of your bed,

“But that’s a tomorrow problem”

Lily nodded in agreement as you both drifted off to sleep.

-

The next day you met up with Sirius, he was sitting in the common room alone since Remus was off doing prefect duties and James had a quidditch practice. You walked up to him

“Hey, Sirius”

He looked up at you and away from the fire in front of him

“Hello, Y/N”

You started playing with your fingers, anxiety taking over your body.

“Would you wanna come on a walk with me?”

Sirius sat up smiling “Of course Love.”

You two started walking through the halls talking about mundane things like how your days were and your classes and things until you reached a hallway where there wasn’t anyone around and you sat down on a bench and Sirius followed. You stayed silent for a minute trying to build up the courage to ask him out. He knew you too well, he knew you were nervous it was obvious.

“Y/N? Love ? whats wrong?”

You sighed and turned to look at him but quickly averted your eyes to the floor.

“N-Nothing in wrong. I uh it’s just, Willyougoonadatewithme?”

Your words muddled together since you said the last part so fast out of fear. There was along pause and you were too scared to look Sirius in the eyes or even move.Sirius subtly inched away from you so he wasn’t sitting so close.

“Y/N, you know, you know i’m really not the type to go on dates. It’s not that I don’t want to go on a date with you, it’s just I don’t do that…sort of thing.”

You could almost feel your heart break, even though you anticipated this would happen, you still had hope. You wanted to explain the situation to him and act like you weren’t hurt at all but you couldn’t help the anger bubbling in your stomach. Your next choice of words came off a little more petty than you intended.

“Yeah. I know you don’t do that sort of thing, oh wait you do! With every girl in the fucking school to be exact.”

Sirius sounded a bit angry but he tried to stay calm, he really felt bad for this whole situation.

“Woah not every girl in the school Y/N give me a break, also i only go on dates with girls for a very specific reason.”

You finally looked at Sirius, your words laced with venom.

“Yeah so you can make them feel special, fuck them and then never speak to them again Sirius, I know how you work.”

Sirius stood up “Stop making me sound like such an asshole, girls practically fall at me feet and they are all consenting so why not.”

You stood up to and got right in his face.

“But why all of them and not me huh? What’s so wrong about me.”

“Well I wouldn’t have to take you on a date to get in your pants if I really wanted to”

Your jaw dropped at his statement. “What the fuck is that supposed to mean Black?”

Sirius realized he maybe shouldn’t have said it like that so he tried to fix it but he was still angry.

“Well I barely flirt with you, I call you ‘Love’ and you melt in my hands, if i wanted to fuck you I could have you begging me in minutes if i actually flirted with you.”

Sirius was just being honest but it still hurt knowing you were so obviously in love with him. A tear rolled down your cheek and you brushed it away quickly not wanting him to see but he did. He tried to pull you into a hug but you pushed him away.

“Don’t Touch me! You don’t get to tell me you don’t want me and then hug me.”

Sirius had no idea what to do so he just gave you space.

“y/n it’s not that i don’t want you, its just I don’t want that life, i don’t want to be like my stupid parents, i don’t want to invest myself in someone and be stuck with them the rest of my life and end up becoming unhappy, I just can’t see that in my future. I know you will get sick of me eventually and i can’t fucking handle it so i’d rather be alone.”

His small admission made you feel a bit better, knowing he wants to go on a date with you but his fears are controlling him from doing so. Now is a good time to bring up James.

You sat back down, looking at your feet again.

“Would you do it for james?” you quietly asked

Sirius sat down and stayed close beside you this time.

“Would i go on a date with James? No, why wo-”

“No i meant, would you go on a date with me for James’ sake. Lily agreed to go on a date with James if I went on a date with you.”

Sirius was silent for a moment so you started trying to convince him.

“Sirius you know they are perfect for eachother, well you don’t know Lily like I do but I know they will be perfect and so happy together. Do this for James, it won’t be much different than us normally hanging out we can just go drink butterbeer and call it a date. Just don’t expect me to actually sleep with you, i’m not as easy as you think.”

You said the last line with a lot of emphasis, his earlier comment did hurt your feelings.

Sirius laughed at your defensive statement

“Okay, just this once though. Don’t become obsessed with me or anything i know i’m hard to resist and everth-”

You pushed him off the bench both of laughing and eventually walking back to the common room, you gave Lily a knowing glance and a wink. She would have to talk to James tomorrow.

-

The next morning you followed Lily as she went to go talk to James.

When you went to talk to Sirius you went somewhere private but that really wasn’t Lily’s style, she walked right up to him in the great hall, tapped on his shoulder to get his attention and as he turned around she simply stated.

“Yes.”

James was in a bit of shock at her just walking up to him, he took a second to respond.

“Yes to what Evans? You agree i’m the most handsome boy in hogwarts.”

Her face dawned her famous sly smile as she replied

“Handsome enough for me to agree to go on a date with you.”

If he looked shocked before now he looked as though his jaw was ready to drop to the floor.

“Don’t stand there with your mouth open, where are you taking me?”

James cleared his throat but couldn’t get any words out.

“Boy potter you usually never shut up now you can’t get a single word out, well in third year you asked me on a date to hogsmeade, I said no then but now i am saying yes.”

She walked away leaving potter with red cheeks and a huge smile across his face, he sat down at the table and you sat down between him and Peter, Remus and Sirius sat across from you. Sirius broke the silence as usual.

“So prongs, when are you going to Hogsmeade?”

James looked up from his plate.

“Uh i don’t know… maybe on saturday if she still wants to go by then.”

Sirius took a sip of his coffee and casually said

“Good then me and y/n will go on sunday, I don’t wanna crash your date.”

All three boys stopped what they were doing and looked from Sirius to you with questioning looks on their faces. Remus was the first to question him

“Wait you and y/n are going to Hogsmeade? On like… a date?”

Sirius took another sip from his coffee and nodded.

James put his face in his hands.

“What the hell is going on today?”

-

When sunday finally came around both you and Sirius slept in late as per usual, you met up with him and the rest of your friends for lunch in the great hall and there was nothing awkward about today. You were basically forcing Sirius to go on a date with you but it was worth it.

Mostly it was worth it because of how happy James and Lily were after their date last night, but also because for one night you could play pretend that Sirius was yours.

After lunch everyone disbanded to their own tasks and Sirius came up beside you as you were leaving the great hall.

“Where do you think your going?”

You turned to him and gave him a sweet smile

“Well i was going to go read in the common room, why did you want to go now?”

Sirius chuckled lightly and eyed your outfit

“Y/n well i do think you would look marvelous in anything…or nothing-”

You nudged his shoulder with yours for that comment

“-You should probably change out of your pajamas first”

You looked down realizing you were still wearing pajamas and bunny slippers to match, you nodded agreeing with him.

“Okay i’ll go get changed and stuff i’ll meet you in the common room in 30”

Sirius just nodded as you both walked to your separate dorms. You quickly threw on a pair of jeans and a sweater, paired with your Doc Martens, you didn’t want to dress fancy because it was a date but at the same time it really wasn’t. You did some casual makeup and left your hair natural and walked back into the common room to read while you waited for Sirius, he always took longer than you.

He eventually came from his room and you noticed his eyes lingered a little longer on your face and body but ignored it mostly.

You started walking to Hogsmeade, it wasn’t cold today just the slight cool breeze of fall. You and Sirius walked and chatted for most of it, about halfway through Sirius grabbed your hand in his.

“Sirius why are you holding my hand?”

“Well we are on a date aren’t we? It’s what people do…on dates.”

“Yeah? How many girls hands have you held on dates before?”

Sirius adjusted his fingers interlocked with yours but didn’t let go.

“Well none, but those weren’t real dates.”

You smiled and looked at him

“Oh and this is? We are only doing this for James.”

“No, i agreed to this for James, but him and Lily went on their date last night and are together again tonight. If i didn’t want to be here I wouldn’t y/n”

You blushed at the realization, he didn’t have to be here at all, he didn’t have to hold your hand, he wanted to.

When you finally got to The Three Broomsticks Sirius ordered you both Butterbeer and you sat at a table around the back where no one else was. Sirius sat beside you instead of across the table and you talked for what felt like forever. No matter how long you sat and talked with him you never got bored and he never ran out of stupid jokes.

“It’s so weird how not weird this is”

Sirius gave you a confused look “What do you mean?”

You shrugged “I don’t know I mean, I just thought this whole date thing would end up being awkward and terrible but i’m really enjoying this”

Sirius smiled “I’ll be honest I thought the same thing, I was worried this would be awful but i’m actually enjoying myself.” you smiled and took another sip of your butterbeer

“I don’t know why it took me so long to say yes, or why i didn’t ask you out sooner”

You almost spit out your drink at his words which made Sirius chuckle

“You okay there y/n?”

“Yeah I just wasn’t expecting you to say …that”

“what i’ve liked you for a while I just never could see it working out but now I, I don’t know this date sort of gives me hope that it could”

You heard everything he was saying but at the same time didn’t know where he was going with it.

“What are you saying?”

He chuckled at your expression, you looked anxious yet excited

“What I mean y/n, is that I am enjoying this date. And I would enjoy going on another one with you.”

You wanted to scream but that would probably freak him out, you turned in your seat to face him and smiled.

“I would like that too”

You placed your hands on his cheeks and gave him a quick short kiss, but his lips were so soft you didn’t want to stop. Sirius pulled you to sit on his lap as he kissed you again. This kiss was deeper, more desperate than your quick peck. You kissed him back, oh how long you have waited to be able to kiss his stupid face. Just as Sirius ran his tongue along your bottom lip you heard a voice and footsteps approaching you.

“Hey Guys oh What the fuck.”

You moved back to your own seat with red cheeks, Sirius looked the least bit phased.

James was standing there looking shocked

“I uh I was with Lily earlier and she told me about you guys going on a date just so she would go on a date with me and uh when I came here with Remus, you know to go to Honeydukes for his chocolate, I thought I would come say thank you but I guess you guys are… um busy so i’ll just see you later.”

You hid your face on Sirius’ shoulder slightly embarrassed at the whole situation so Sirius spoke up for the both of you

“No problem mate, see ya later” he waved to James and then looked back to you and smirked.

“Now where were we.”

things have changed for me

This is nowhere near as good as the perfection from @jiilys and @alrightpotter but this was still super fun to write.

AO3


James Potter to but does Buzzfeed know which friends character it is in five random questions: approximately how many jelly beans are too many

James Potter: because I bought all of the bags in the store

Sirius Black: enough to fill a car?

James Potter: I think it’ll be enough to fill Claire

Sirius Black: “riding claire” wasn’t even funny the first time prongs

Remus Lupin: wouldn’t it be “riding in claire”??

Sirius Black: #exposed

James Potter: #blocked


Peter Pettigrew to i’m lizzie bennet and sirius black is way hotter than darcy: I don’t think this is going to work

Peter Pettigrew: and even if it does, will people even watch it?

Sirius Black: people watched it on the middle

Remus Lupin: you’re the only person on earth who watches the middle

James Potter: does anyone even watch our regular videos

Peter Pettigrew: true


James Potter to Lily Evans: you coming to help film?

Lily Evans: nope

James Potter: :(

Lily Evans: pathetic

Lily Evans: of course I’m coming to help

Lily Evans: I wanna get my hands on some peach jelly beans

James Potter: they’re gonna be stuck to the other jelly beans

James Potter: (if this works)

Lily Evans: peach jelly beans with obstacles


Sirius Black to but isn’t james potter more of a state of mind: prongs way

Peter Pettigrew: ???

Sirius Black: where are you

Sirius Black: duh

Remus Lupin: remember when you texted like a human being

Sirius Black: nope

Remus Lupin: me neither


Sirius Black to WAY PRONGS: srsly jim way

Remus Lupin: we’re standing here around a car looking like idiots

Sirius Black: u always look like an idiot

Peter Pettigrew: guys we’re right next to each other

Peter Pettigrew: you can just say ur dumb insults to each other’s faces

James Potter: sry m8s I picked Lily up and she wanted to stop for lunch

Sirius Black: oooooooh

Sirius Black: ooooOOOOOHHHH

James Potter: not like that

James Potter: we just had tacos

Peter Pettigrew: oooOOOOOH

Peter Pettigrew: dang it

Peter Pettigrew: im too late

James Potter: better luck making fun of me next time pete


Lily Evans to James Potter: I can’t believe those jelly beans actually melted and stuck to the car

James Potter: I can’t believe you ripped a chunk off and started eating it

James Potter: thanks for filming, by the way

Lily Evans: just call me Freddie Benson💋


James Potter to Sirius Black: she sent me a kiss emoji

James Potter: what do u think that means

Sirius Black: maybe she meant to hit another emoji

Sirius Black: like the nose bc u stink

Sirius Black: idk ask Remus

James Potter added Remus Lupin to the chat

Remus Lupin: christ

Remus Lupin: its like three am

Remus Lupin: i need my beauty sleep

Sirius Black: its not working


Peter Pettigrew to not like that, we just had tacos: WE’RE ON BUZZFEED

James Potter: ??!!!

Peter Pettigrew sent a link to These Crazy Hilarious YouTubers Filled A Car with Jelly Beans to See If They Would Melt

Sirius Black: they called us “crazy hilarious”

Remus Lupin: a woman in the comments said “they get paid to do this?” though so I wouldn’t say we’re famous yet

Peter Pettigrew: if we got paid to do this I wouldn’t have to work at starbucks


James Potter to i’m sorry for being right, sirius: i’m adding Lily to the chat  

Sirius Black: this is moving fast

Sirius Black named the chat JAMES POTTER WETS THE BED

James Potter named the chat WELCOME EVANS

Remus Lupin named the chat stop

Remus Lupin: come up with some better jokes padfoot

James Potter named the chat Group Chat

James Potter added Lily Evans to the chat

Lily Evans: wait

Lily Evans: why is ur chat name “group chat”

Lily Evans: who does that???

Lily Evans named the chat Freaks and Geeks

Sirius Black: i like her already


Lily Evans to James Potter: uggggghhhh

Lily Evans: talk to me

James Potter: bout what?

Lily Evans: anything other than vernon dursley

James Potter: whales have no sweat glands

Lily Evans: fascinating

Lily Evans: gotta go eat with the fam

Lily Evans: i’ll take a swig of wine every time vernon says “actually”

James Potter: you’ll die in five minutes

Lily Evans: make sure they bury me in prada


Lily Evans to James Potter: i habve a new pshilosophy

Lily Evans: ill flip a coin dfor every desicion so i don’t enmd up high strung like petunia  f

James Potter to Lily Evans: where are you

Lily Evans: crowns pub

James Potter: i’m coming to get you


Remus Lupin to Sirius Black: why was lily sleeping on our couch

Sirius Black: so thats what the unearthly screaming was

Sirius Black: did u sit on her or something

Remus Lupin: no

Remus Lupin: (yes)

Remus Lupin: i hadn’t had coffee yet

Remus Lupin: it was dark

Sirius Black: uv still gotten more action than James


Lily Evans to James Potter: thank u for picking me up

James Potter: don’t mention it

James Potter: i would have taken the couch, u know

Lily Evans: i know


Lily Evans to APRIL THE GIRAFFE HAS GIVEN BIRTH: guess who I just met

Sirius Black: no

Remus Lupin: i can literally hear u laughing from ur room padfoot

Remus Lupin: that was not remotely funny

Sirius Black: i’m being joyful

Sirius Black: u already look twenty years older than u are

Sirius Black: u wouldn’t if you laughed a little

James Potter: can we stay on topic pls

James Potter: who did you meet?

Lily Evans: so I flipped a coin to decide whether to get a burger or go out to lunch with Petunia

James Potter: that is an easy decision??? u didn’t need to flip a coin

Lily Evans: but it worked out

Lily Evans: I went to lunch with Petunia

Lily Evans: (it was so fancy)

Lily Evans: and I met some YouTube exec who said they needed some “good, cleancut kids” to make videos and work with them and stuff

Sirius Black: and you didn’t lead with this?!

James Potter: excellent job lil!


Remus Lupin to Sirius Black: so he’s already calling her “lil”

Sirius Black: better than “lily evans, love of my life and future wife”

Remus Lupin: so what’s with the whole coin thing?

Sirius Black: jim said she went out to dinner with petunia and vernon, got smashed, and vowed to flip a coin for all her decisions

Sirius Black: and now she’s sober and is too stubborn to change her mind

Remus Lupin: already calling him “jim”, huh?

Sirius Black: ours is a forbidden love


Peter Pettigrew to WE HAVE NO IDEAS: so what are we going to do for our pitch

James Potter: look at the name of the chat

Peter Pettigrew: but we have to come up with something

Remus Lupin: he’s right

Sirius Black: how about “girl decides to flip a coin for every decision”

Lily Evans: exploitation

Lily Evans: i like it


James Potter to Lily Evans: so come over around seven so we can start filming

Lily Evans: I flipped a coin and it says eight

James Potter: flip that coin and see if you’d like to come to dinner with me

James Potter: (but like, only if you want to)


James Potter to Remus Lupin: REMUS WHAT HAVE I DONE

James Potter sent Remus Lupin a picture

James Potter: she’s going to think im some “nice guy” who thinks he deserves sex just bc they’re friends

Remus Lupin: james, chill

Remus Lupin: tbh that might be better than her first impression of you


Lily Evans to James Potter: I don’t need a coin for that decision ;)

Lily Evans: pick me up in twenty?

James Potter: sounds like a plan


James Potter to Remus Lupin: YES


James Potter to Sirius Black: YES


James Potter to Peter Pettigrew: YES


Remus Lupin to I’m not a regular buzzkill, I’m a cool buzzkill: hey, we’re ready to go

Remus Lupin: Sirius has literally poured a pot of coffee into his mouth

Sirius Black: its true, i did

Lily Evans: we’re on our way


Sirius Black to Peter Pettigrew and Remus Lupin: “we’re on our way”

Peter Pettigrew: WE’RE

Remus Lupin: can we be mature about this

Remus Lupin: lol just kidding james must be freaking out

Sirius Black: wonder if they’re gonna tell us?

Peter Pettigrew: idk be cool


James Potter to are you driving a snail? it’s been twenty minutes: we’re pulling in

Lily Evans: we brought bagels!


Sirius Black to WITHOUT JAMES: she is wearing HiS SoCKs

Remus Lupin: they can’t possibly think we don’t know

Peter Pettigrew: omg

Remus Lupin: we should probably act surprised when they tell us

Sirius Black: what is right

Sirius Black: what is wrong

Sirius Black: i don’t know anymore

Remus Lupin: chill

Remus Lupin: I can see sweat dripping down your face

Peter Pettigrew: don’t u think they see us texting under the table


Lily Evans changed the chat name to why are we texting

Lily Evans: are you guys taking a vow of silence

Lily Evans: james already filmed a bit of me flipping the coin to decide my outfit and what to get for breakfast

Lily Evans: maybe my next decision should be deciding whether we should have an actual conversation


Peter Pettigrew: their on to us

Peter Pettigrew: oops I didn’t send that to anyone

Peter Pettigrew: haha


Lily Evan to remus we’re out of biscuits: alright, I finished editing our video!

James Potter: you angel

James Potter: too good for me

Lily Evans: I know

Lily Evans: I’ll get it ready to present to the YouTube exec too

Remus Lupin: thanks Lily


Remus Lupin to WE HAVE BEEN OUT OF BISCUITS FOR THREE DAYS: we need to talk about our pitch

Remus Lupin: more specifically, what we’re wearing

Remus Lupin: bc sirius, you did not need to order me seventeen boxes of clothes

Remus Lupin: james, you did not need to send me twenty pairs of shoes and fifteen watches

James Potter: we’re like robin hood

James Potter: except without the stealing


Lily Evans to James Potter: the pitch is at four, could you swing by my house about two hours before

Lily Evans: its more fun getting ready when there’s someone with you

Lily Evans: and then we’ll drive there together

James Potter: I’m starting to think you don’t know how to drive

Lily Evans: I do

Lily Evans: I just prefer going with you


Peter Pettigrew to never gonna give you up: that went well?

Remus Lupin: surprisingly

James Potter: I think we got the job?

Peter Pettigrew: MONEYYYYYYYYYY

Sirius Black: greed is a sin pete

Remus Lupin: says the man who actually tried to create a swimming pool of money

Lily Evans: drinks on me!


Sirius Black to are u sure u still want to pay, lily?: u guys have been on like two dates

Sirius Black: u don’t have to act married

James Potter: it’s called being in love

James Potter: u should try it sometime

Lily Evans: you’re in love with me?

James Potter: oh no

James Potter: shit

James Potter: I did NOT mean that

Lily Evans: you didn’t?

Lily Evans: that’s a shame, because I’m pretty in love with you

Sirius Black: gross

Impenetrable- A Sirius Black Imagine (Part 7 of Alone Together)

A/N: I’m just terrible. This is up so late, and I have no excuse. I just hated the way I wrote it and couldn’t seem to get it right. Sorry, but I hope you enjoy. We are coming to the end of this series!! Oh boy….

Past Installments: Alone Together. (part 1) - Implementations. (part 2) - Routines. (part 3) - Replacements. (part 4) - Revelations. (part 5) - Walls Built. (part 6)

Originally posted by tallkfandomtome

The walls you had put up around Sirius were only built higher the night after you hallucinated him. You started sleeping with your curtains open now, and your light on. You needed to ensure that you weren’t going crazy, even though as each night went by you knew you were slipping further from what you once were.

Meanwhile, Sirius had tried to have things go back to what they were. You were sure of this. He had stopped avoiding you, started showing up to all meals with the marauders, and it seemed like everybody was settling back into their usual habits.

All except you.

Keep reading

I want to be with you (young!Remus x reader)

Summary: You and Remus are in love but it’s not as easy as it sounds…

A/N: I’ve written that one in German a while ago and finally decided to translate it so I can share it with you! It’s a bit long, I know, but I didn’t want to rush or split it!

Word count: 4,003

(Y/N) = your name

Warnings: heartache, kisses, fluff

(Masterlist)

* * *

Keep reading

Much Tweeting About Crushing

JILY CHALLENGE | @chierafied vs @tadasgay
 Social Media AU

in which James has a hopeless crush on his neighbor and tweets about it, which is fine. Until Evans follows him.

My belated submission for September’s @jilychallenge. You know you’re in too deep when you make a secondary Twitter account so you can get screenshots to include in your silly one shot… >_>


James blinked at the grey cat curled in the middle of his bed.

The cat stared back at him, seeming to dismiss him at the same time.

Feeling confused and just a little surreal, James did the only fathomable thing: fumbled for the smartphone tucked in the back pocket of his jeans and pulled it out.

The cat studiously ignored him as he snapped a picture, then clicked to share it on Twitter.

James’ fingers skimmed across the screen to furiously type a tweet.

The cat yawned.

Keep reading

Detention (Young!Remus Imagine)

Masterlist

A/N: This was inspired by a post I saw a while ago (I can’t find it now, sorry!) but I’ve been wanting to do this kind of thing for a while now, so I hope you like it!

Originally posted by marauders-scrapbooks



Remus Lupin had only had three detentions before fifth year.

“I can’t.. I can’t believe you got.. you got detention because.. because Potter was talking to you.. about me–” Lily, your best friend, shrieked across the table in the Great Hall.
You had last period Potions, with Slughorn, the teacher whom you hated and who hated you. Because of him you’ve gotten a detention almost every week for the past four months– but this one in particular was not your fault.
You had been sat next to James Potter for the majority of the year after he had been moved away from Sirius Black because they had disrupted the class one too many times.
James had been quite happy about this change, because you were Lily Evans’ best friend and possibly he could find out how to win her over.. You in the other hand, disliked him with a burning passion. Sure, he was nice and all, but did he have to annoy you only because you were friends with Lily?
Today in Potions he would not stop asking you about her, so you had snapped, landing you a detention on Friday night. Tonight. The last game of the season, Gryffindor versus Hufflepuff was tonight. You had tried and tried and tried to get Slughorn to move the detention to Saturday but, alas, he wouldn’t budge. To say you were enraged was an understatement.


Earlier That Day..

“Y/N, do y'know Lily’s favorite flower? I was thinking lilies since, that’s her name and all. But I dunno, is she allergic? Does she not like the color white? I suppose I could get them in another color– do they have lilies is other colors? I s'pose I could talk to Sprout and see if she could enchant some lilies that change to her favorite color–” James rambled quietly in your ear, distracting you from taking Potions notes. You were already failing Potions, and you’d be damned if you let James Potter make your score go down any lower.
“Potter, if you don’t shut your trap I swear to bloody Godric I will take your bloody head and stick it up your–”
“Ms. Y/L/N! Detention, tonight!” Slughorn yelled across the room.
“But tonight is th–”
“No buts! Tonight or you have it for the rest of the year!” he snapped, going back into his office.
You shot James the deadliest death glare you’d ever given someone and got up to move next to a giggling Lily, whom you gave a death glare to also.

After class you had went up yo Slughorn to see if you could change his mind, but instead you had landed youself two Saturday detentions and a threat to make it three.


Back to Present..

“Lily, I cannot bear the thought of having to be at detention while the whole school is out having a riot on the quidditch field!” you replied, laying your hand on your forehead dramatically before jumping up off the bench, “Well, I’ll be off. Best not be late to Slughorn’s or else I ‘may have detention for the rest of the year’!” You mocked, heading off towards the doors.
“Don’t have too much fun! I’ll miss you terribly!” Lily feigned before starting up a conversation with Marlene.

As you walked towards the dungeons you heard rushed footsteps behind you. Trying to side step so you didn’t get trampled, just resulted in them completely running into you and you both falling onto the cold floor.

“Oh, bloody hell, I’m really sorry. I should’ve watched where I was going–” the boy said, quickly getting off of you and reaching out a hand to help you up.

“Remus? You got detention tonight too?” you questioned, raising an eyebrow and the boy in front of you.

“Well, Quidditch isn’t really my cup of tea so I had to come up with an excuse not to go to the match or else James and Sirius would’ve had my head so..” he sighed, moving his hand to rub the back of his neck.

“But, detention? Isn’t that a little.. intense?”

“Well, if it hadn’t been intense then the boys probably would’ve made me go anyhow.”
“Go big or go home I guess,” you giggled, making him grin goofily at you.

“Mr. Lupin, Ms. Y/L/N, if you would not like another detention, I would advise joining me?” Slughorn threatened from down the hall.

You and Remus have each other a side glance and started giggling as you rushed through the classroom doors.

“Seeing as there are only two of you here, you may both work together to clean these with no magic,” he gestured to what must have been a couple hundred cauldrons, “then you may go.”

He closed the door behind him and you both stood there until you couldn’t hear his footsteps echo in the hallway anymore.

You walked over to one of the cauldrons and peeked into the bottom. Gagging, you said, “What. Is. In. This.”

Remus walked over and looked into the cauldron, “Um, you can clean that one out, Y/N…” He then grabbed a sponge and started to clean out another cauldron.

“Oh, gee thanks. What a gentleman,” you grumbled as you too grabbed a sponge, plugged your nose, and started to scrub the mucky, green liquid out of the bottom of the cauldron.

As you both cleaned you talked about anything and everything, and by the time you got done you knew a lot about him. For example, you knew that he did not, in fact, like coffee. But he did really enjoy tea and usually added a lot of sugar in it in the mornings because one cup of tea with nothing in it was not enough to wake him up.


When you two had found your way back up to the common room, a major party had been going on.

“Looks like Gryffindor won the match..” you mumbled, slightly disappointed you had missed the match. But if you hadn’t gotten this detention, would you have ever talked to Remus?

“Are you joking? Knowing James, even if they lost the match he would’ve wanted to have a party. He’ll make any excuse to party,” Remus sighed, looking at portrait that was (barely) blocking out the loud music coming from inside. “Would you like to come to the kitchens with me? Seeing as won’t be getting much sleep anyways…”

“Only if we call it a date,” you replied, smirking. His face got beet red and he glanced at his shoes. You internally facepalmed, of course he didn’t like you like that! You were just pals. Buds, nothing more.

“Or, or, I mean, it doesn’t have to be a date we could just call it.. friends .. hanging out. Like what normal, normal friends do..” you rambled trying to cover up your quite embarrassing mistake.

His head quickly perked up, “No! No, I mean, we could call it a date, if y’ want to. I was just thinking we could have a more.. Traditional first date. Like Hogsmeade next Saturday?”

You grimaced, “I actually have detention for the next two Saturday’s..”

“Well, perhaps I’ll just have to get myself another two detentions then..” he chuckled glancing up at you.

You giggled, “Maybe that could be our signature thing. Detention dates.”

“I like the sound of that.”

“Me too,” you said before you both broke out into a fit of giggles.

You then looped your arm with his and made your way down to the kitchens, leaving the blaring party behind you.

After fifth year, Remus had more detentions than both Sirius and James.

Coffee-Stained Hearts

A/N: the ‘someone just spilled coffee all over me and my computer which had the only copy of my paper due in 15 minutes, and it seems like that someone might be the lead actor in my favourite show’ au that no one asked for

Her last assignment was due in 15 minutes. Lily could practically taste the freedom, could feel the summer months ahead. She sipped her coffee, hovering her mouse over the ‘send’ button. She took a deep breath, about to hit the button, when she heard the high-pitched sound of shoes sliding against the tile floor and all of the sudden her skin was burning - 

“What the hell!” Lily exclaimed, jumping up from her seat in the coffee shop, glaring at the person who had just spilled incredibly hot coffee all over her, her new dress and her computer. She did a double take, because it seemed to be that the asshole who had just ruined her day was the lead actor in her favourite show, The Marauders. But that didn’t matter now. 

“Oh my god, I’m so sorry,” he said, immediately grabbing some napkins from the table and handing them to her. “I’m so so sorry.”

Under any other circumstances, it would be a dream to meet James Potter. Devilishly handsome, a phenomenal actor, relatively famous, and just generally a cute person, he was every girls dream. But not Lily’s, at least not at this moment.

Lily scowled, her eyes burning into him. And if looks could kill, well, let’s just say that there would be a lot of crying teenage girls all over the world.

“Say that to my computer. That was the only copy I had of my final English Lit  paper, that just happens to be due in 15 minutes.”

Keep reading

All the While, Part 12

Warning: Smut ahead. Yes, finally.


Remus was torn. He worried that if he didn’t act quickly, Sirius would bury his hurt so deeply that he would lose the person he loved most forever. He also worried that if he interfered he would lose one of his best friends forever.

He decided to consult James on the subject. If nothing else, he would need his help in getting past his dragonlike girlfriend.

Keep reading

Rereading Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: Chapter Sixteen - A Very Frosty Christmas

CHRISTMAS TIMEEEE IS HEEEEERE (its not even halloween yet but the hype is so real)

“Well, you can’t break an Unbreakable Vow…”
“I’d worked that much out for myself, funnily enough.”

savage harry strikes again!!!!!

- HAHAH fred and george are roasting ron about lavender asking if she has brain damage and ron A WIZARD retaliates by throwing an actual fucking knife

“Percy definitely not showing his ugly face, then?” asked Fred.
Mrs. Weasley turned away before she answered. “No, he’s busy, I expect, at the Ministry.”

literally pains me to read percys name FUQ A DUDE FOR HURTING MOLLY 

Malfoy was definitely up to something, and Snape knew it, so Harry felt fully justified in saying “I told you so,” which he had done several times to Ron already.

ah yes harry because that is a very unannoying,  non-dickhead thing to do and will totally get people to see your point of view

- ‘a cauldron full of hot, strong love’ will forever be my favorite title of anything ever

- also people are still being mean to fleur and im not here for it yall!!!!!!!!!!

- the ministry is still holding stan shunpike in azkaban :’(

“But I do not forget that during the year I taught at Hogwarts, Severus made the Wolfsbane Potion for me every month, made it perfectly, so that I did not have to suffer as I usually do at the full moon.”

ok..as much as i hate snape. gotta give respect where its due. like he was a DICK to remus when he was teaching and hes the one who got him fired but like he could have made things so much worse for him by fucking up the potion so ill give him that at least.

- 1. POOR BB REMUS is being forced to live with the werewolves to try and get them to not be on voldemorts side and it hurts my heart 2. fenrir greyback is mentioned and EW

- hahahahah ron just got his christmas present from lavender and all i can say is… FUCKING SERVES U RIGHT FOR MAKING HERMIONE CRY u a lil shit head in this book ron..the fuck outta here.

He hesitated a moment, then said, “Is Hermione really going out with McLaggen?”
“I dunno,” said Harry. “They were at Slughorn’s party together, but I don’t think it went that well.”
Ron looked slightly more cheerful as he delved deeper into his stocking.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

- kreacher got harry a christmas present and harry didn’t get him one in return. sure, it was a package of maggots BUT STILL. its the thought that counts. sweet angel kreacher. 

- more random than harry and ginny? REMUS AND TONKS. like forreal where did this come from??? was jkr just in a very like loving mood when she read this book? idk but girl i am CONFUSED

- scrimgeour and percy just busted into the christmas feast and I DO NOT APPROVE ONE BIT. scrimgeour is trying to be like ‘who wants to go on a stroll with me?? eenie meenie minie… HARRY POTTER’ and it SUCKS yall

“You never get it right, you people, do you? Either we’ve got Fudge, pretending everything’s lovely while people get murdered right under his nose, or we’ve got you, chucking the wrong people into jail and trying to pretend you’ve got ‘the Chosen One’ working for you!”

OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH kill em

“I haven’t forgotten, Minister…”
He raised his right fist. There, shining white on the back of his cold hand, were the scars which Dolores Umbridge had forced him to carve into his own flesh: I must not tell lies

literal chills. HARRY IS GOING AWF

“Well, it is clear to me that he had done a very good job on you,” said Scrimgeour, his eyes cold and hard behind his wire-rimmed glasses. “Dumbledore’s man through and through, aren’t you, Potter?”
“Yeah, I am,” said Harry. “Glad we straightened that out.”
And turning his back on the Minister of Magic, he strode back toward the house.

*im a boss ass bitch plays in the background*

DUMBLEDORES MAN YALL.
IM NOT CRYING YOURE CRYING

WELP if you liked that, follow me for more chapters!

Eclipse Special

Originally posted by zechs

The solar eclipse is a thing that happened today in the U.S., so we’re gonna celebrate by posting an ultra post with a Morgana x reader, Kara x reader, Lena x reader, and Supercorp version. Enjoy! 

 - Admin Lily

It was so amazing! I got out of class to go see it and oh golly! 

- Admin Cam


Morgana x Reader  
*Merlin x Arthur (Merthur) and Gwen x Lancelot (Gwenelot?) warning*


Originally posted by danytargyryen

Today was the day.

Morgana had dreamed of the day turning into night, and Merlin was immediately alerted because she thought it was a sign of danger. When this question was brought to the king and his court, historian Geoffrey had all the answers.

“Why, it’s astronomy!” the old man exclaimed.

“What?” Arthur questioned.

Keep reading

Meet The Parents - (Young)Remus Lupin Imagine

A/N: hello dearies! I got another request and I must say that I simply loved it :D

Request:
Anonymous said: After 6th year Remus invites Y/N for summer to his house. He wants her to meet his parents who are sceptical towards her. They think she doesn’t really love Remus because of his condition,she’s going to hurt him and doesn’t understand him because is muggle born. But during her stay they see how happy she makes him(she teaches him how to dance,they fool around in kitchen,read books together and laugh,she takes care of him after full moon)Remus talks with them about how much he loves her. Thanks:) 

so, as soon as I saw this request, I needed to find a bunch of gifs because they were adorable xD hope you guys like it! :D

Disclaimer: I don’t own Harry Potter :)

Your name: submit What is this?


Meet The Parents

“Would you stop fidgeting?” Remus asked trying not to laugh at his girlfriend. “It will be alright, love” he assured her.

“Yes, (Y/N). Moony’s parents are going to love you. You know granted you don’t say anything stupid or- OUCH!”

“Shut up, Sirius, (Y/N)’s nervous enough as it is” Lily said hitting him as they all glared at him.

“(Y/N), relax. Moony’s parents are great” James said smiling as Peter nodded.

“And they’re going to love you” Remus told her kissing her head.

“B-but what if they don’t?” (Y/N) asked worriedly.

“They will” Remus reassured her.

“Of course they will, you’re their beloved Remmy’s little girlfriend” Sirius said smirking at her and pinching Remus’ cheek.

“You’re really not helping” (Y/N) said getting even more nervous as Remus snapped his hand away.

It was the summer after their sixth year and Remus had insisted he wanted (Y/N) to spend it with him. He wanted her to meet his parents and (Y/N) couldn’t be more nervous. She knew the Lupins were good people and all, but they were very protective over Remus and his condition.

“We’re here” Sirius said smirking in a ‘The Poltergeist’ evilly way at the nervous girl as the Hogwarts Express came to a stop.

“Padfoot!” Remus glared at him.

Keep reading

I Loved You! (Young!Remus Lupin x Reader)

A/N: Ok so this was not a request, I just had an idea out of nowhere last night and I started writing it down. I think this was the only imagine I checked more than five times or something Seriously, I just wanted to have some feels about Remus so here ya go!

Word Count: 1,893

Warnings: Angst and feels.

Originally posted by marauderseraimagines


“So… That’s it huh? You are ending our one year long relationship without even giving a single damn reason!” Y/N attacked with her words for the last time, she was she was struggling for breath, not even caring about her shaky voice or the tears streaming down her face heavily. Remus was a total different person; he wasn’t the Remus Y/N fell in love with. The man standing in front of her was cruel, heartless, cold-blooded. He didn’t even look into Y/N’s eyes while responding to her; he gritted his teeth and clenched his jaw: “Yes. Can you please leave now?” His voice had no emotions at all, yet it crushed Y/N’s heart one last time. His words were poisoning her heart and she was surely broken than she had ever been or could ever be.

“You are a jerk!” She screamed, now her tears were non-stoppable. She hit Remus on the shoulder, he didn’t move for a bit and she left his dorm, suffering. On her way back to her dorm, she accidentally bumped into someone. Normally, she would have kindly apologized yet in that moment, nothing seemed normal to her. It was just a nightmare. However, the person she hit grabbed her arm firmly and asked anxiously: “Oh my- Y/N, what the hell happened?!” When she saw it was Sirius, she jumped towards him and hugged him tightly without even thinking. “Hey, okay calm down, I’m here. Who did this to you? Where the hell is Remus?” Hearing his name made Y/N’s heart burn but not in a pleasurable way, in a very torturing way. She quickly wiped her tears off, she was calming down. After a few minutes later, she was able to talk in a mild voice: “Remus. He did this to me.” Sirius was surely shocked. Remus. His best friend. The person who couldn’t even hurt a butterfly, damaged his girlfriend like this. “I-I don’t understand, what happened?” Y/N held his hand and took him to the common room. After they were both sat down, she told him everything.

2 MONTHS LATER

“Come on Y/N, James started to get annoying. He won’t shut up for a second about us getting ready too damn slow!” Y/N heard Lily shouting from their dorm door. Since the Gryffindor had another success at a Quidditch game, the common room was blasting out with loud music and Gryffindors were enjoying their accomplishment with a fantastic party. James, Sirius, Peter and Remus were all waiting for Y/N and Lily to join the party.

Y/N hadn’t talked a single word to Remus for two months yet she was not that devastated anymore. She still didn’t have a single clue about why he broke up with her. Therefore, she told to herself; if he doesn’t even bother telling her about why the hell did they break up why would she care about him at all. Of course Y/N still loved him. He was her first everything but she needed to move on. The Marauders, Y/N and Lily were still hanging out together and surprisingly there were no awkward moments at all. Everyone was trying to make the situation as comfortable as they can for their both beloved friends. Y/N was thankful for mostly Sirius. He was the one who actually helped her get through this whole mess. She realized how much she loved him.

“Finally you are ready! These boys are like little kids, they have zero patience!” Lily sighed making Y/N laugh. Lily sent her a warm smile. “Hey, I’m really glad that you are happier now. I missed the cheerful side of you so much!” She said softly, making Y/N blush. All of a sudden, Lily grinned making Y/N’s eyes wide open: “Oh hell no! I know that look!” Lily laughed: “So, I was wondering, do you fancy Sirius?” She hit Y/N’s shoulder jokingly. Y/N was shocked. She couldn’t say anything for a moment because she actually didn’t know how to answer her question. Now, Lily’s grin was wider. “Oh my god! You do fancy him! To be honest, I think he has a thing for you too,” Lily winked. You shook your head: “No Lily. It would be too awkward for us all. Remember, him and Remus are best friends, like you and I?” You rolled your eyes. Lily shrugged: “I just think you deserve happiness, after what Remus had done to you.”

Music was blasting loudly, filling the Gryffindor common room with joy. Half of the students were drunk and the other half didn’t seem to care at all about their vomiting friends. Y/N was feeling euphoric, wild. After two months, this was the first moment she was feeling alive. She was in the arms of someone who cared about her, someone who she loved. Sirius’ arm was wrapped around her shoulder, they were extremely drunk and they were sitting on the ground, their backs laid on the wall.

“No, I don’t think James has a funny name, Sirius, yours is funnier,” Y/N giggled, enjoying the last sip of her drink. Her hair was  messy and sweaty because of all the dancing they did with Sirius, a piece of it falling onto her face  making her look lovelier than she already was. Sirius didn’t answer her, he was just staring into Y/N’s eyes deeply. “You are so beautiful.” He said in the most serious voice he could manage to do.  Y/N felt her heart heating up second by second. She kept her eyes on Sirius’ and without hesitation she gasped and said: “I need you.”

Sirius attached their lips eagerly. It was a very deep and passionate kiss. They both could feel the alcohol in their breath making them more drunk each second but they didn’t stop. Y/N whined and Sirius mumbled into her lips, breathlessly: “I need you more.” It was now becoming an intense make out session until Sirius stopped. Y/N was unsatisfied, now she wasn’t even thinking what she was doing. She craved him. She tried to kiss him again but Sirius stopped her. “Y/N, we can’t do this. I can’t do this to Remus, I’m sure when you are sober you will realize that you can’t do it to him either,” Sirius mumbled. “I feel dizzy,” Y/N got up without saying anything else, leaving Sirius in confusion.

“Look, we really don’t need to talk about that. You know we are best friends right? It isn’t awkward at all, it’s just we better not do it again. I know you can’t stop yourself from attacking these lips-“

“Oh shut up Padfoot!” Y/N laughed and hit his shoulder jokingly. It was the evening after the “kiss”. Although Y/N wasn’t still sure about her feelings, one thing she knew was that she and Sirius was just not right. They were both relieved that no one saw them like that. They thought no one saw them.

Y/N was starving. She was walking, well she was running to have dinner when suddenly she bumped into someone. “Oh, I’m really sorry- wait, hey Remus-“ Without letting her finish the sentence, Remus left hurriedly. Y/N was confused than ever. Yes, they didn’t talk much anymore, but it was not like this. She ran after him and grabbed his arm firmly. “Umm… What’s wrong? You look at me like you want to murder me,” Y/N raised her eyebrow, waiting for decent answer. Remus shook his head and sighed. “You must try harder than kissing my friends.” His voice was visibly shaking but he was also trying to sound cold. He harshly put Y/N’s arm away and left her shocked in the middle of the empty hall. Y/N wasn’t feeling that hungry at all anymore.

Marauders, except Remus, Lily and Y/N were all having a quiet dinner whereas everyone else on their table was making annoying noises. No one seemed to recognize how devastated Y/N was except Sirius but Y/N was trying to ignore the way he looked at her. Although she hated to admit, she felt something about Sirius. She just didn’t know if it was friendship or something more. On the other hand, she felt anger building up inside her second by second thinking of Remus. How dare he could say something like that to her? She wasn’t even sure if she really knew who Remus was anymore. He broke her heart into pieces then he blamed her being happy for once after what he had done. Without noticing, Y/N stuck her knife into the poor chicken in front of her, making her friends look at her terrified. “Hey what’s wrong?-“ Lily asked her but was cut off by Y/N standing up angrily and walking towards someone. Her friends called her name multiple times but she didn’t seem to hear. She was too focused on someone, Remus.

Remus was eating with random people from Gryffindor silently when suddenly Y/N hit his shoulder harshly. He turned around and stood up when he saw her. “You know what Remus? I kiss who I want! Whether it’s your friend or not, I deserve love! I don’t know if you remember but you broke up with me without even giving a damn reason!” Y/N’s voice was shaking now. Everyone in the room was staring at her except Remus, it was all silent until Y/N started talking again. “I loved you, you jerk! It was not some simple stupid love! I deeply loved you! I noticed every single detail about you, I found myself with you! I finally had a warm place to hide when I was scared, you screwed up everything! My heart is aching Remus, it’s so painful please help me…” Y/N was sobbing, she couldn’t control her tears or emotions anymore. She kept mumbling “I loved you,” over and over until Remus finally moved and dragged her to the Gryffindor common room, which was empty.

“Do you think I never loved you?” Remus whispered. Y/N shook her head. Remus couldn’t resist seeing Y/N this hurt anymore, he put his head between his arms, now he was sobbing uncontrollably too. Y/N was shocked, she didn’t understand what was going on. “I’m a monster! Do you hear me? I’m a monster Y/N!” Y/N stopped crying and stared at Remus with confusion, she didn’t know what to do. “I still love you! I don’t think I will ever be able to stop loving you okay? You are my first love and you will be my last one! But you don’t deserve to spend your life with a monster like me!” Y/N shook her head and tried to grab Remus’ hand to calm him down: “Remus I-“ Remus quickly pulled his hand off her hands. Remus couldn’t talk for minutes because of his tears after calming down; he told her the truth about him. Y/N looked into his messy soft hair then looked down to his red puffed eyes.  She didn’t understand why he felt that way in that moment. He looked like an angel, she couldn’t help but admire his beauty. She smiled weakly and cupped his face with her hands. She slowly got closer to his lips. They both closed their eyes and kissed each other. It was a very soft and calming kiss. They both realized how much they missed each other and how sweet their lips tasted. It felt like as if they were in heaven.

anonymous asked:

ok but get this,,, (idk if it's been done or not but hear me out) Harry somehow gets sent back in time, right? and he's kinda stuck and he gets to meet n hang w James but he can't tell him that he's his son bc messing up timelines,, but still good idea,,

I’ve had this in my ask box for a while so I’m sorry for the delay. This is a really cool idea and I haven’t been super inspired lately so I’m putting off some other requests for this. (Sorry if they’re you’re requests I’m really trying to get caught up!) I’m going headcannon style with this, so buckle up friends because I ran with this idea and it ended up really long. 

Quick warning for language (there might be a couple f bombs tbh I can’t remember now)

  • let’s pretend for a second that at the end of POA Hermione got to keep her time turner and in their sixth year Harry manages to get his hands on it
    • (we’re also pretending the mechanics of a time turner are similar to cursed child so he can visit the distant past and then just go back whenever he wants)
  • so he’s got this time turner and he’s like I wonder how far back I can go
  • and then what do you know, Harry is standing in a deserted hallway in  1976 stuffing a time turner into his pocket
    • (that’s the marauder’s sixth year too, I love consistency lmao)
  • he hears voices and kind of panics because he is very aware that he does not belong here, he should not be here so he hides in a classroom
  • Harry hears Peter first, we got detention Padfoot, we’re not supposed to go to Hogsmeade
  • then an exasperated Sirius, that’s why McGonagall doesn’t need to know
  • and then his stomach drops because it has to be his dad that says s’all right Wormy we’ll only stay for a bit, the fresh air will be good for you - for all of us and then he hears James clap someone on the back
    • and it must be Remus because a soft I’m alright, James follows
  • Harry stands with ear pressed to the door trying to get his breathing under control and listening to their footsteps until all that can be heard is the distant bark of a laugh
    • (it’s Sirius of course, because saying “bark of a laugh” for him is one of the funniest things to me)
  • ANYWAY he finally leaves the classroom and follows them to the passage way that leads to Honeyduke’s basement and waits for them to get out
    • (because he just knows okay, don’t inject logic into this)
  • he totally didn’t plan this little excursion so he doesn’t have the invisibility cloak and he has to sneak out of Honeyduke’s 
  • and then he’s standing in the middle of the street, breathing in crisp October air
  • panic ensues when he realizes he lost them, but then he hears Sirius over the crowd 
  • just one butterbeer, Petey
  • promise?
  • I don’t make promises I can’t keep
  • Harry takes off after them, trying to look inconspicuous but let’s be real he looks like a madman and vaguely familiar, but no one can place him
  • so now they’ve all made it to The Three Broomsticks
  • Harry is a few tables over, sipping a butterbeer and trying not to stare but holy shit that’s my dad, that’s my dad!!!!!!!
  • he can’t quite hear them over the noise, but some sort of disagreement broke out and the four, looking disgruntled, all get up together to get another drink
    • (they we’re arguing about who should go and then had the terrible compromise of all going) 
  • in the meantime their table is taken by non other than miss Lily Evans and her little badass girl gang made up of most of the houses
    • (she had one and you know which house she wouldn’t include, fight me)
      • ((that wasn’t slytherin shade, I’m just saying…..this is after the Snape incident sooooo))
  • Harry is staring again because she’s so pretty and she’s laughing and that’s my mom, that’s my fuckin mom and she’s alive!!
  • he’s so distracted by Lily that he doesn’t hear the boys coming up behind him
  • he nearly jumps out of his skin when his own father asks him if they can join him because every other booth is taken 
    • (and maybe our boy James Potter says it loudly enough for Lily’s table to hear and throws in a glare for good measure - and maybe Lily just smirks back and sips her butterbeer the absolute nerds)
  • Harry literally can’t form words so he just gestures at the seats vaguely and nods
  • Remus thanks him while everyone grabs a seat
    • (Peter next to Harry, Remus across from Peter and James across from Harry, and Sirius is naturally at the head of the table)
  • no one mentions that Harry is a carbon copy of James, but they all feel like he looks a little too familiar
  • James, just like his son, is the most oblivious and just asks why he hasn’t seen Harry around
  • good ol’ Roonil Wazlib is quick to get his bearings back and says he was visiting his cousin but got ditched
  • Sirius tips his glass to Harry and says they’d be happy to keep him company
  • then they leap into discussing some elaborate scheme to which Harry doesn’t contribute because he’s suddenly realizing the magnitude of what he’s doing
  • but he can’t bring himself to leave because he can still his mom in his peripheral and his dad is literally sitting right in front of him
    • not to mention James is being his total stereotype and messing up his hair and glancing over his shoulder at Lily, who keeps looking back at him (and look at that she might be blushing)
  • Lily gets up to leave and Harry is just watching her when James laughs and he’s brought back to reality
  • ineedtoleaveineedtoleaveineedtoleave
  • when there is finally a lull in the conversation he clears his throat and says he really should be finding his cousin
  • he’s given a couple nods and waves before standing up and turning to head back to Honeyduke’s
  • and then James calls for him to wait and says I never caught your name
  • before he even has a chance to think he says Harry
  • James lifts his glass nice to meet you, Harry, hope you find your cousin
  • Harry breathes a thank you that he knows none of them can hear
    • (and when he’s walking away he can barely hear over the other conversations he looked familiar right? it’s not just me?)
  • he makes it back through Hogsmeade, into Honeyduke’s, down the corridor, and ends up back in the same spot in the hallway
  • he uses to time turner, no problem, and is back in his rightful year breathing heavily
  • he goes into the same abandoned classroom he had been in 20 years earlier and sits against door
  • he doesn’t cry, even though he thinks he might want to
  • he does, however, promise that he will never tell anyone about his little field trip
Sirius x Reader: Mo & Pa (Pt2)

Warnings: None (pregnancy?)

Requested: Yes 

A/N: Ok idk if this is as good as pt1 but i hope everyone still likes it!! Enjoy reading and remember to send me requests because I’m running low x 

PART 1

“You folded it wrong.” You said from the armchair in the corner of your bedroom.

“You do it then.” Sirius huffed.

“Um, pregnant.” You feigned horror but flicked your wand nonetheless, folding the shirt perfectly.

Sirius rolled his eyes, stood up and kissed you on the forehead before making his way downstairs to get the owl that had just flown into the kitchen.

“It’s from Molly!!” Sirius called up the stairs.

Molly Weasley had invited Harry, you and Sirius to their house to celebrate Christmas as Harry and Ron had quickly become inseparable.

“Ok, coming!” You said before Sirius brought it to you. You were only 4 months pregnant but to Sirius you looked pregnant enough to not have to do much, and you definitely didn’t mind.

You jogged down the stairs and opened the envelope:

Dear Y/N and Sirius,

I am simply overjoyed that you will be celebrating Christmas with us!

Also, a congratulations are in order Y/N- a baby! I have enclosed our address for you as I found it much easier (and felt safer) to travel by floo powder when I was pregnant.

I cannot wait to see you both- would you mind bringing some potatoes with you? Our garden was a bit of a disappointment this year!

Love, Molly and Arthur

You smiled at the letter and quickly scribbled a reply, saying you would bring potatoes and a turkey finishing with a thank you for her consideration. You sent the owl off with the letter and looked at the clock. 1 hour until you had to collect Harry from the train station.

“TIME TO GO!” you shouted up the stairs, you had missed Harry enormously and wanted to see him as soon as possible.

“YOU CAN’T RUSH BEAUTY!” Sirius ran down the stairs, you rolled your eyes when you saw the smirk that had spread over his face, the same one that had made you fall in love all those years ago.

“I can’t see him.” you moaned, trying to look over the crowd in front of you.

“It’s fine, I’m sure he’s on it.” Sirius said coolly, swinging his arm over your shoulder.

You leant into Sirius and wrapped an arm around his waist, resting the other on your growing belly. “Saw him.” You muttered a few minutes later, seeing his crazy mop of black hair that was exactly like the one you’d grown up with.

Keep reading

anonymous asked:

I know that your probably really busy and I'm sorry for being an annoyance but I really love ur blog and your fics. Also if it's not too much of a bother could you write a fic where Alice kicks lily Marlene and someone else out of the dormitory early in the morning to get ready for her date with frank and so the girls are left outside of the dormitory in just their pjs and of course lily is wearing an oversized t shirt and knickers and the marauders see them. Written in james pov bc he is a dork

NO STOP YOU’RE NOT AN ANNOYANCE. I hope this is reasonable oops.

a continuation of this

Alice sat at the mirror, straight-backed. Rubbing her ruby lips together for the thousandth time, she tried out a nervous smile. Dorcas stood behind her, deftly pinning her curls into place. She held out her hand silently as Alice obediently passed another clip. Mary was sprawled on her bed, her pale face reddening as she tipped her upper body upside-down off the edge. Lily and Marlene sat cross-legged on either side of an impressive collection of sugar quills.

“Hagrid’s not the only giant at school, if you know what I mean.”

Lily nodded grudgingly, and Marlene smirked as she picked a purple one out of the pile. 

“Can I have one?” Mary’s voice inquired from the other side of the bed.

“Earn it,” Marlene said with a loud smack on hers.

“Where’d you get them from, anyway?”

“Nicked it from Sirius.” Marlene shrugged.

Lily thought for a bit. “Wanna make some magic together, Alice? My wand is at the ready.”

Marlene snorted, tossing Lily a red sugar quill. Alice glared at her through the reflection in the mirror.

Mary sat up and cleared her throat. “Been using the Petrificus on me? Because you’re making me stiff.”

Alice gagged. Lily laughed. “Awful. Try again.”

“Fine. I’ve been Whomping my Willow thinking about you.”

Marlene looked at Lily, who shrugged. “Bearable.”

Mary gave Lily a shove before bursting into laughter. She sifted through the lot, settling on a green one.

Lily deepened her voice. “I must have had some Felix Felicis, because I think I’m about to get lucky.

“That’s it.” Alice stood up abruptly. “That’s it. OUT.”

Dorcas had collapsed with laughter, gripping the back of the chair with white knuckles. Lily grinned, helping herself to three. Marlene rolled her eyes, a smirk on her face.

Alice crossed her arms. “Out.” She looked down. “You too, Doe.”

“I’m doing your hair!” She protested, pulling herself off the floor.

“You just said you finished. I can do my makeup myself.”

Mary swiped at her eye with the back of her hand, unable to contain another snort from escaping her. “We’re just trying to make you feel better…”

With surprising force, Alice grabbed the four girls, hurling them out of the room.

“…about how Frank’s gonna SLYTHERIN TONIGHT!”

The door slammed in their faces, but not before Lily caught Alice’s escaped laughter as she turned away. She turned to Mary, handing her a quill. “You earned it.”

-

James recognized the high peal of laughter before it even properly registered in his mind. Lily. He’d know her anywhere.

Pathetic.

Hearing her, a smile tugged at the corner of his lips.

Also pathetic.

“Now what?” He heard another voice ask. Marlene? Dorcas, maybe?

“She’ll be done soon enough. God, I’m freezing.” Lily.

Ducking through the open entry, the Marauders encountered a group of four girls by the stone staircase that lead up to the girls’ dorms. Dorcas sat high on the stairs, rolling her eyes. A few steps down sat Mary, bright red with laughter. Standing against the wall was Marlene, arms crossed, and…

Lily.

In a Quidditch shirt.

His Quidditch shirt.

He didn’t dare look lower.

Lily noticed him looking, and her eyebrows rose. “Oh,” she said, crossing her arms. “I forgot to give this back.”

“’sfi-fine,” he mumbled, kicking himself mentally. Losing coherency was a new low for him.

Sirius frowned at the girls. “Where’d you get those sugar quills?”

“Honeydukes’.” Marlene replied smoothly. James didn’t notice Mary glance sideways at her as he stared into Lily’s green eyes.

He could get lost in those eyes. Those eyes were safe. Looking at those eyes meant they weren’t looking at other things. Like what she was wearing. Or not wearing. NoJamesfuckSTOP. He did notice her looking back at him a little weirdly, but he kept his eyes trained on her face.

But no. She was looking at him weirdly, like she was expecting him to say something. He should say something, since he was staring at her like a creep, which was actually kind of what he was trying not to be. Say something.

“I like-” he started.

“Ow!”

Marlene’s arm flailed out suddenly, knocking the remaining wrapped sugar quill out of Lily’s hand. As Lily rubbed her hand and glared at Marlene, James instinctively bent to pick it up for her.

Curse mum and her Good Manners.

As he looked down, his eyes trailed the length of her endless legs, and he got that distinct, uncomfortable feeling where you want to throw up and giggle at the same time. Pale and smooth, they crossed over casually as Lily leaned back on the wall again, tugging his shirt over her thighs. Under which she was wearing knickers. Fuck.

James averted his eyes as he handed the quill back to Lily, who blushed and muttered a thanks. James let out a breath he hadn’t realized he was holding as he took a shaky step back.

Remus glanced at James, then cleared his throat loudly. “We’ve got to get on with our Potions homework.”

“We don’t have any-”

“Yes we do, Peter. We have Potions homework.”

With that, he nodded to the girls before turning to go up the boys’ stairs, with the rest of the somewhat confused Marauders following. They made it to the top of the stairs, when…

A “You’re like Skele-Gro; you’re growing me a bone.” was followed by an almighty THUMP and a muffled oof.

James looked down, and slowly closed his eyes.

He could die.

Jealous

Request: Draco and Reader request? The reader (who is a pureblood Slytherin) is under the impression that Draco is planning on asking her to the Yule Ball, come to find out he asked Pansy at the last minute. So to make Draco jealous, she convinces Harry that they should go together since neither of them can go with the person they wanted. And she neglects to tell Harry who she is hoping to make jealous. Lots of fluff at the end, please and thank you!!

—–

“Draco’s gonna ask me today, I just know it,” you told yourself as you were getting ready that morning.

Draco Malfoy, Slytherin Prince, had been flirting with you nonstop for the past month, and you were sure he would ask you to the Yule Ball. But the ball was in 2 days, so time was running out. But he would ask you today, for sure.

You went down to breakfast and started eating. You noticed Draco approaching you and your heartbeat sped up. This was it.

“Hey Y/N,” he said with an easy smile.

“Hi Draco, how are you?” You returned the smile.

“Great, actually. I’m about to ask Pansy to the ball.”

Your smile faltered a bit but you said, “That’s great…I hope she says yes.”

“Thanks, Y/N!” He then went over to Pansy and you watched as a huge smile covered her face and she stood up to hug him.

You weren’t hungry anymore so you got up to leave. You walked out the doors and accidentally bumped into golden boy Harry Potter. You never had a problem with him like most Slytherins, but you weren’t really friends.

“Oh, sorry Harry,” you said while trying to get away quickly. Of course Harry is too nice, so he tried to strike up a conversation.

“It’s okay! Why are you in such a hurry?”

You had tears in your eyes and you looked down so he wouldn’t see.

“Um no reason,” you responded.

“What’s wrong, Y/N?” He asked.

You sighed and looked up at him. “I was expecting to be asked to the Yule Ball by someone, but they just asked someone else.”

“I’m sorry to hear that! If it makes you feel any better, the girl I asked said no,”

Suddenly you got an idea. “Well, if you want, we could go together?”

There was a moment of silence before Harry responded. “Sure! I’ll meet you outside of Slytherin Dorm at 7:00 on Saturday!”

“Okay! Thanks Harry,” you said with a sad smile and started to walk away.

“Oh and Y/N?” He called after you.

You turned back around.

“Whoever it was that didn’t ask you is really dumb.”

You gave him a real smile. “Thanks Harry. And same goes for the girl who said no to you.”

You turned back around and walked to your dorm. You were going to make Draco jealous no matter what it took.

***
It was the day of the ball and Harry would be there to meet you in 20 minutes. You finished the last of your makeup and put on your emerald dress.

You went down to the common room and the first people you saw were Draco and Pansy. You rolled your eyes at them acting like a couple and crossed the room.

“Hey, Y/L/N? Do you even have a date?” Pansy taunted.

You cringed at her voice and clenched your hands into fists, but didn’t acknowledge her. The two of you had never gotten along, and this made it even worse.

“Pansy leave her alone,” you heard Draco murmur.

You shook your head and left to wait for Harry.

You were still angry when he arrived and it was very obvious.

“Hey, Y/N!” He called.

“Hi,” you responded shortly.

“What’s wrong?”

“Nothing Harry. Let’s just go, okay?” You said and forced a smile.

The two of you went and you honestly had a good time, even if you were thinking about Draco the whole time. You looked over at him a few times and he looked annoyed and like he wasn’t having fun at all. Towards the end of the night you saw he wasn’t even with Pansy anymore.

The ball ended and you hugged Harry and thanked him for a good night.

“I hope things work out with whoever it was you really wanted to go with,” Harry said.

“And I hope Cho comes to her senses and sees what she’s missing out on,” you replied with a wink.

Harry was about to deny the Cho accusation but before he could you said, “Everyone knows, Harry.”

You both laughed and said goodbye.

You were walking back to your dorm when you heard someone call your name. You turned and it was Draco. You rolled your eyes and kept walking.

“Y/N!” He yelled and ran to catch up with you.

You sighed and looked at him. “What?” You snapped.

“Potter? You really went to the ball with Potter?”

“Yes Draco, I did! Although I don’t know why you seem to care.”

“I care because it’s Potter and you’re a Slytherin!”

“Unlike you, Draco, I don’t care. I have no reason to hate Harry. Now if we’re done.” You turned and were about to walk away but Draco grabbed your arm.

“No, we’re not done, Y/N! How could you go to the ball with him?!”

“It’s really none of your business Draco, but if you must know, I couldn’t go with who I really wanted to go with because he asked a stuck-up bitch to go with him even though he led me on for a month!” You shouted. “How dare you say anything about me going with Harry when you went with Pansy fucking Parkinson.”

“I didn’t want to go with Pansy! My father made me!” Draco responded.

You looked around. “That’s weird because I don’t see your father anywhere around here.”

“Y/N, you of all people know how my father is and that I don’t really have a choice after he tells me to do something.”

He was right, you did know, but you weren’t going to admit that.

“Whatever, Draco. It doesn’t matter,” you said in a calmer tone.

“Yes it does. I’m sorry, Y/N.” He grabbed your hand. “I should have asked you. The whole time all I could pay attention to was how beautiful you looked and how unfair it was that Potter was the one who got to enjoy it. I dislike Pansy almost as much as you, but our parents are friends so I have to act like I don’t. She got pretty mad at me tonight though because I just kept talking about you.” A light blush covered Draco’s cheeks and you gave him a small smile.

“Ah, there’s that smile,” he said. “It’s been too long since I’ve seen it.”

You blushed deep red and Draco laughed and pulled you in for a hug. You rested your head on his chest and couldn’t help the grin on your face.

“Be my girlfriend, Y/N. Please?” He asked.

You looked up at him.

“I suppose…” You joked.

“Wonderful,” he said and leaned down to give you a quick kiss. “I can’t wait for Pansy and my father to find out.”

You laughed.

“Me either, Draco.”

Why Don’t You & I - (Young)Remus Lupin Imagine

A/N: hello, dearies! me again! :D guess what? I got another request for you! actually two requests that I combined into one ;)

Requests:

  • Anonymous said: Hi! I want to say that I LOVE your last Remus imagine. I LOVE The Beatles and I like all singers you wrote about in that imagine so I really felt like I am that girl. And I wanted to ask if you can write imagine about Remus where reader is James’s twin sister (but she doesn’t look like him) and she is little bit like Remus (she likes reading, learning and is little shy) so other Marauders and Lily(who is readers best friend) always say that they would be beautifull couple so they start dating? 
  • belamtex submitted: Hi! First of all congratulations on yo7r blog. I Looove it and your stories, they are addictive really, especially 10 things, sirius is a favourite of mine 💛 But my request is a one shot (or a short story if the idea inspires you somehow :-)) of remus. The reader is a good friend of the maradeurs, specially of remus, but she’s not aware of his furry little problem. they are learning the patronus charm during a dada class, and the reader finds out that her patronus is a wolf. there’s a commotion in the room due to lily and james’ patronuses but sirius sees what happened and decide he’s gonna bring the reader and remus together. What do you think? :-) Well, i hope this can give you some ideas. Congrats again for your writing! Love from Brazil :***

so, here they are! and again, I would like to apologize to both requesters for taking FOREVER with it but I really hope you guys like it :)

Disclaimer: I don’t own Harry Potter :)

Your name: submit What is this?


Why Don’t You & I

“You’re staring again” Lily’s voice snapped (Y/N) out of her thoughts.

“No, I’m not” she said looking back at her friend and then at her book.

“Really?” Alice mocked her. “Then what were we talking about?”

“Uh- something a-about what um- McGonagall s-said uh about the um- s-spell?”

“You know, you almost got it” Marlene said smirking. “Only one thing.”

“What?”

“We’re working on Charms” she informed her making (Y/N) sigh frustrated.

“Fine I was staring again” she admitted.

“You don’t say” Alice said with a giggle.

“I don’t get it, (Y/N). You and Remus would be perfect for each other. Why don’t you just tell him that you like him?”

“Why don’t I-“ she said letting out a scoff. “Why don’t I just-?” she said laughing a little. “Yeah, that’s a great idea, Lils, why don’t I just tell Remus that I like him?” she said sarcastically.

“Well… why don’t you?” Marlene said in an obvious tone.

“Because! Because he’s my brother’s best friend” she started.

“Oh, please! (Y/N), you and Remus would be so good together, I’m sure even James would approve it” Alice informed her.

“Besides, I he- he’s my friend a-and he- I mean, what if he- doesn’t like me back? I don’t want this stupid crush to ruin our friendship” she said sadly looking down.

“(Y/N), first of all, Remus does like you back” Alice informed her.

“You guys are just saying that-“

“No, we’re not, (Y/N). Remus stares at you when you’re not looking” Lily told her.

“Maybe not as much as you stare at him” Marlene said earning a glare from the Potter witch. “But still…”

“He shares chocolate with you” Lily continued.

“Which he doesn’t do with anyone else” Alice added.

“He gets nervous every time you talk to him” Lily kept going.

“Again, not as nervous as you get when you talk to him but- hey!” Marlene complained when (Y/N) tossed a paper towards her.

“You guys are perfect for each other!” Lily concluded.

“Well, if we’re so perfect for each other why hasn’t he asked me out yet?”

“Isn’t it obvious?” Marlene said getting the attention to her. “He thinks that James would kill him. Your brother gave the warning to the three Marauders and everyone in the school that they couldn’t come near you without him approving it-“

“He what?!” (Y/N) said furiously.

“So, Remus is not going to do anything unless you do something or unless he knows James won’t kill him” Alice told her.

“Well, what am I supposed to do?”

“You could ask him to Hogsmeade next week” Lily suggested.

“But what if he says no?”

“He wouldn’t say no” Alice tried to convince her.

“I don’t know girls” she said nervously biting her lip.

“So, your plan is to look at him from a distance and never do anything about it?” Marlene questioned.

“That’s not… my only plan” she said awkwardly scribbling on her parchment. “Someday I’d like to plant a vegetable garden.“

Keep reading