Saving Kittens Thing
Bleeding heart James Potter does his level best to save seven cats from a terrible fate, but Lily Evans, his heartless monster fiancée, tries to thwart him at every turn.
Lily Evans to James Potter: no
James Potter: i haven’t asked a question.
Lily Potter: and yet
James Potter: but how did u know???
Lily Potter: your 762 cat pictures uploaded to the cloud james
James Potter: right.
James Potter: it’s just, hes been
hanging around the office for the last two weeks…
Lily Evans: you don’t even like cats??
James Potter: but he likes me. maybe I never liked them bc they were all assholes?
James Potter: chicken or egg, u know?
Lily Evans: amazing
Lily Evans: see u in a few
Lily Evans: no to cat. yes to takeout for stressing me out
James Potter: ur stressed? im marrying an unsupportive woman in 7 weeks??
Lily Evans: *kiss emoji* eggrolls.
James Potter: yessir
James Potter to Lily Evans: but look at how CUTE he is
Lily Evans: no
James Potter: he likes milk
Lily Evans: impeachment song voice: no. no. no. no. no. nono. nononono.
James Potter: killjoy!
Lily Evans: remember the squirrel
James Potter: that was one. time.
Lily Evans: and yet, i have veto power
James Potter: will u always have veto power? like for the next sixty years?
Lily Evans: we had to call professionals in??? almost got kicked out??? our lease specifically and unequivocally forbids pets of any kind???
James Potter: technicality, yes, but as mum owns the building, pretty sure i could sway her w/ wedding leverage
Lily Evans: we are NOT having swans, geese, ducks, or other fowl at our wedding. so no leverage for u.
James Potter: killjoy!!!!!
James Potter to Lily Evans: he is a SHE
Lily Evans: …?
James Potter: THE CAT
Lily Evans: how do u
Lily Evans: nvnmd
James Potter: check ur snaps!!!
Lily Evans to James Potter: james. when u get home we need to talk abt appropriate things to snapchat.
Lily Evans: example: cats giving birth? not appropriate!!
Lily Evans: also, are u under the bushes in front of your work?
James Potter: ITS JUST LIKE 101 DALMATIONS
James Potter: except cats!
James Potter: and six of them.
James Potter: seven including boots.
Lily Evans: boots?
James Potter: have u seen HER feet? boots.
James Potter: the Miracle of Life. im transformed.
Lily Evans: oh boy
Lily Evans to James Potter: babe. ur going to get fired for sending too many snapchats on work hours.
James Potter: my dad is the boss?
Lily Evans: he asked me to text sense into u. or to bribe u.
James Potter: rude.