The knight who say ni

If I were a... Tag

I was tagged by the Very Lovely wyndinthewillows (we constantly reblog each other but never talk, how’s that?)

If I were a month, I’d be April.

If I were a day of the week, I’d be Friday.

If I were a planet, I’d be Neptune.

If I were a god or goddess, I’d be Hermes.

If I were a sea animal, I’d be a sunfish.

If I were a piece of furniture, I’d be a

If I were a gemstone, I’d… probably not be a gemstone. I could make a nice rounded pebble, though.

If I were a flower, I’d be a mimosa.

If I were a kind of weather, I’d be windy and warm with very thin rain.

If I were a colour, I’d be deep blue.

If I were an emotion, I’d be longing.

If I were a fruit, I’d be a pomegranate.

If I were a sound, I’d be rain on a window.

If I were an element, I’d be helium.

If I were a place, I’d be a theatre.

If I were a taste, I’d be that weird aftertaste that oxygen masks leave.

If I were a scent, I’d be vanilla.

If I were an object, I’d be a pair of scissors.

If I were a body part, I’d be (butter) hands.

If I were a song, I’d be, on a good day, Tim Minchin’s Mitsubishi Colt, or Muse’s Undisclosed Desires, or even Monteverdi’s Lamento d’Arianna… on a bad day, I’d just be the Element Song on repeat.

If I were a pair of shoes, I’d be comfortable and rather ugly sandals.

I tag  exxtragalacticc,  the-knight-who-says-nithis-too-too-sullied-fleshcoldswarkids and  newlyorange.

anonymous asked:

Do you know the way to San Jose? Do you know Willem defoe? Do you know how to slice 3.14? Do you know what I did last summer? Do you know that we need a shrubbery?

Well you make two lefts to get on the 101 North from here, then you drive for three and half to four hours and you’re there. He has a fondness for oranges slices. I have not yet take the Dynamic Pie Concepts course on the subject. I’m going to guess you jacked off and played video games. Just as long as we don’t give it to the Knights Who Say Ni I’m cool with helping you obtain one.

The obligatory video chronicling of last week’s Cardiff gathering (#TheBigOne) is finally complete, with original music composed for it by me, AND bringing to an end the stupefying mystery behind what footage it was that Adam and Jake shot behind that shrubbery.
(No, it does not involve the Knights Who Say “Ni”. You’ll see…)