The Trouble with Tribbles

volkaija  asked:

Fireflies by owl city but edited to be about tribbles

You would not believe your eyes
It’s ten million tribbles, guys
Invading all of the Enterprise

‘Cause I’m in the captain’s chair
There are tribbles everywhere
My green shirt’s on and I sit
But a tribble’s there

I’d like to make myself believe
the Enterprise flies slowly
It’s hard to say if I’d rather be
at warp one or warp three
‘Cause all the tribbles, they are mocking me

Now I get beaned on the head
And now the tribbles are dead
As they landed in a pile 'round me

The replicator is jammed
From now on, tribbles are banned
This sure as hell is not what Starfleet planned

I’d like to make myself believe
the Enterprise flies slowly
It’s hard to say if I’d rather be
at warp one or warp three
'Cause all the tribbles, they are mocking me

Ok can I just take a moment here
- Everyone’s on shore leave
- There is 0 business to attend to
- The boardroom is empty
- Jim is sitting on the table??
- Spock is standing Right There
- What is Spock looking at and why is his face like this
- The plot doesn’t even require this level of proximity wtf

this is Extremely Gay