The Sims


vampire: nice to meet you, sulo! my name is steve and i’m a 739 year old vampire. i promise i don’t bite… much! ᵃʰʰʰᵃʰᵃ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ⁿᵉᵛᵉʳ ᵍᵉᵗˢ ᵒˡᵈ

zombie: greetings, sulo. i’m morton but you can call me morty, if you care to. been working in IT for about 70 years now. oh, you wanted to know how long i’ve been undead? same thing

ghost: hello sulo! name’s brian and i’ve got a joke for you! why can’t male ghosts have babies? because they have hollow-weenies!