William Goldman

William Goldman goes up to the counter and orders a large chocolate chai. But when his drink is ready, the barista refuses to give it to him. She insists that the drink was made for S. Morgenstern, and can’t seem to understand that Morgenstern won’t ever pick up the order.
“That isn’t fair!” he says.

The barista smiles and shakes her head. 

“Who says life is fair?”