The Phantom of the Opera

So, turns out Christine Nillson owned a gun. I’ve no idea why, and neither does Google, so please tell me if you do. (Look at that case though, it’s so cute, it has the colors of the swedish flag on it •,,,,•)

So I thought up this headcanon:
Gustave taught Christine how to use a gun when she was 9. Erik, who is also good with arms, always carries his revolver with him for safety. One day, while they’re outside, it slips from his pocket and Christine recognizes the model. Erik is astonished. She asks him to use it, he questions her abilities (and he’s also worried she’ll hurt herself) but she simply takes it from him, sets a target and shoots, hitting it right on point. She turns around and smiles mischievously. Erik is left speechless. Ever since, they have little shooting competitions every now and then. When Erik loses, he has to walk around the house with his mask off for three days. When Christine does, she has to sing a high E and keep it for 15 seconds. Erik often denies having lost, because he feels uncomfortable without his mask on, but Christine reassures him with a kiss. If he still insists, she jokingly aims the gun at him and says “You either do it, or you get shot in the face.” to which he replies something along the lines of “Easy, now, my love. You needn’t disfigure my face further, do you?” She giggles and kisses him again. Only then does he admit his defeat.

  • the phantom of the opera:*threatens people, blackmails people, and literally murders them*
  • the phantom of the opera:everyone hates me because i'm ugly :(
  • christine:also maybe because you're a creepy murderer who kidnapped me
  • the phantom of the opera:if only i wasn't so ugly :(
Phantom of the Opera explained, song by song
  • Prologue:Once upon a time...
  • Overture:If this song played at your funeral, you'd rise from the dead
  • Think of Me:Musical theatre version of the Eye of the Tiger montage
  • Angel of Music:Yeah it's totally my dead dad
  • Little Lotte:Friendzoned
  • The Mirror:Friendzoned part 2
  • Title Song:This isn't my dead dad
  • Music of the Night:This organ isn't the only thing I can use my fingers on
  • Stranger Than You Dreamt It:U G L Y u ain't got no alibi u ugly
  • Magical Lasso:Bitch shut up
  • Notes:This is just about the only comic relief you get in this damn show
  • Prima Donna:What's the worst that can happen ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  • Poor Fool:🐸
  • Why Have You Brought Me Here:There's like one redeeming trait in Erik and I'm holding onto it sorry Raoul the music is too bomb (still hella scared though)
  • All I Ask of You:The first happy moment of the show
  • All I Ask of You Reprise:Betrayal, anger, falling chandeliers, and this isn't even the worst that can happen yet
  • Masquerade:The second and final happy moment of the show
  • Why So Silent:Happy time is over
  • Notes:The fuck?
  • Twisted Every Way:Terrible idea. Let's do it.
  • Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again:Time to be a strong independent woman
  • Wandering Child:Not falling for the dead dad thing this time, wait maybe...
  • Bravo Monsieur:Imma fite everyone, let my damn opera start
  • The Point of No Return:If sex was a song
  • Final Lair:Great googly moogly it's all gone to shit
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Hip happy Valentines Day! Here, have a lil’ comic with a side of Le Feels and Fluff. <3 

I do actually have….a sequel to this but it’ll have to wait! 

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Super Cute Musical Date Ideas
  • Watch The Last Five Years together
  • Sing “A Little Fall of Rain” when it starts to shower outside
  • Throw sandwiches at each other while singing “Just Another Day”
  • Spar with each other like in “Little Things we Do Together”
  • Stalk each other as if you were The Phantom and Christine
  • Murder the most mythic bitch in your high school together (bonus: kill two jocks and plant a bomb in the boiler room)
  • Bake pies together using recipes from Sweeney Todd
  • Die together like in Bonnie and Clyde