The Pauly D Project

so i watched the second ep of the pauly d project last night (gif is from jersey shore) and because i’m not ashamed of my interest in horrible reality television that constantly makes me mad, i enjoyed it

but like, they were partying with these girls and one of them was so drunk she started vomiting on her way up to the suite, and one of his dudes played the “big brother” and yk, didn’t take advantage of her or do anything gross. he puts her in the elevator and takes her downstairs to the cab, but pauly was like “maybe he’ll get a kiss!” as his reward for not being shitty

i’m not expecting these dudes to be enlightened and i was pleasantly surprised that this guy even took the time to walk her out, make sure she was safe, etc. but like, even if you’re a horrible human being, WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO KISS A PUKING LADY

PUKE MOUTH IS NOT SEXY

DO Y'ALL EVEN THINK

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