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Shalka dork photos: there’s one in every picture…

From left to right: the Doctor, the Master, Alison, Brad, the Stylist. There’s always someone a) not looking at the camera [the Doctor], b) wondering if this is beneath his dignity [the Master], c) totally chill as the center of attention [Alison], d) hamming it up [Brad], or e) not at all thrilled with any of the proceedings [the Stylist].

  • Me: *sees a villain character*
  • Me: Wow what a genuinely bad person, a literal murderer, undoubtly morally questionable, a true A-grade evildoer
  • Also Me: This is my small, misunderstood, sweet child. The tiniest. The lovliest. The purest little sinnamon roll.