The Majors

“Kylo, correct me if I’m wrong but didn’t we agree to follow the rule- ‘driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cakehole’?”
“Yeah! You asked for 'Classic Rock’, this is as classic as it gets.”
“The Black Parade came out in 2006 Kylo, it neither classic nor, technically, rock. Either you put something else on, or you can bloody well drive.”
“Urgh, it so is rock, I swear you’re the oldest 32 year old I’ve ever met… must be all that time you spent literally away with the fairies.”
“Whatever… Here, this is the oldest thing on my iPod. Better?”
“Iggy Pop? Much better.”
“Who the fuck is Iggy Pop? This is Siouxsie & The Banshees.”
“Oh no, no I’m not falling for that. I’ll believe in mothman, bigfoot, fairies, vampires, lephrechauns, the jersey devil, and whatever species of psychic monster you turn out to be, but I refuse to believe that anyone who’s heard of Siouxsie & Th… you’re fucking with me aren’t you?”
“Remind me- why did I marry you again?”
"I think you said it was my rugged good looks, amazing voice and the contents of my Levis…”
“Yes General Deepthroat?”
“Shut up and sing.”
“Only if you join in.”
“Fine…I see the bright and hollow sky, over the city’s a rip in the sky, and everything looks good tonight… Singin’ - la la la la la-la-la la, La la la la la-la-la la, La la la la la-la-la la la-la…

I commissioned the lovely @the-pudding-is-a-lie to draw me something for my Modern Kylux Cryptids AU fic The Eldritch Effect (where Hux is an ex-paratrooper and Kylo still has the Force, and they drive around in a 1958 Plymouth Fury investigating weirdness) and this is the gorgeous result. I didn’t want to wait until I’d written a scene for it so here’s just one of their hundreds of road trip arguments :D


“you just hang somewhere where she can see you, and look sad.”

i literally do not understand why people have such a thing about OCs and why you wouldn’t write with one? i don’t? understand? if someone put that much effort into creating something, why would you dislike it purely because it wasn’t someone else (ie. an author, producer, writer) who put that effort in? i just ????