The Feral Kid

Max is 12045 days according to Organic...

If he’s 32 years old…shoot the loose (and it is very loose) chronology of this franchise up the clondike bar cuz I was under the impression he was pushin’ 50.  The conspiracy that he is the Feral Kid starts to make sense when considering time lines of Thunderdome 20 years post Road Warrior, and Fury Road a few years post Thunderdome and it’s all just…this.

You know…I was actually pretty happy about the Feral Kid fan theory.  It’s like, omv, look at this, look at it!

Look here...

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Me: *sees P5MC, Ryuji, Morgana’s, and Anne’s cut in attack  pic* Awwww angry babies! I just wanna pinch their wittle cheeks! XD They’re just so cute I love them!
Me: *sees Haru’s cut in attack pic* Woah haha giving me a dirty look there huh Haru? XD Did you accidentally put salt instead of sugar in your tea? Haha…*sweat drop*
Me: *sees Makoto’s cut in attack pic* *starts sweating* Ha….ah…ha…. M-M-Makoto l-l-let’s ssssssee if we can wo-wo-work this out. Y-y-you and I b-b-b-both know you can disembowel me so m-ma-maybe give me a head start? ;w;
Me: *sees Yusuke’s c-* RUN! RUN! NO TIME! NO TIME TO NARRATE! BOI GONE WILD! HE FERAL! GRAB YO KIDS! GRAB YO WIFE! HE COMIN’! HE OUT FOR BLOOD! D8 O_O

anonymous asked:

Teddy did you know that the rat and the feral the kid tamed are the same person?

…You mean that big pile a’ bones the kid practically adopted?
They’re the same?

…Damn broken timelines, makin’ bullshit like this happen…

The large skeleton seems very agitated now, grumbling as his darkened magic flared up in reaction to his emotions…

Well, guess I don’t have too much to worry ‘bout. If the rat turns into that thing, he’s gonna be just fine.

soak

old tv static of a highway in the desert

“c'mon, c'mon” a voice sings in the distance

my heart lurches from a weekend alone

i choke on a toothbrush but keep scrubbing

gotta keep those clean

itch that you can’t reach and a totally

silent neighborhood sent to sleep

a couple of raw quartz rocks, chew on them

until they are nicely polished

“hey did you know i could do this?” i say and

reach within my chest and pull out my beating

heart you don’t look enthused

just my luck

it’s okay to lose it’s okay to be a nobody

it says on a billboard in the middle of nowhere

the only people who see it are the wolves

and the feral kids, who have yet to understand

she sings me to sleep with tears in my eyes