OG KEITH: so im getting the impression that you're not interested in princess allura? REBOOT KEITH:*wearing a shirt that says "i'm gay"* i would say thats a safe assumption, yes
I love the idea of og Keith just Not Getting It.
Og Keith: So… Made any progress with your Princess yet?
Reboot Keith: Allura and I are just friends.
Og Keith: Friends and… Something more?
Reboot Keith: We’re both gay.
Og Keith: Gay as in… Happy with each other’s company?
Reboot Keith: Oh my g- I WANT TO MARRY A MAN.
Og Keith: … Like a really close friendship?
Reboot Keith: (enraged gay screams)