The Caker

boyfriend!johnny
  • annoying
  • so annoying you wonder how you even manage to date him sometimes
  • you introduce him to people as your “significant annoyance”
  • boy does he test your patience
  • and boy does he do it often
  • teases you constantly about your height
  • puts things on high shelves so you can’t reach
  • watches you suffer
  • calls you short while you attempt to get it
  • “shut up johnny I am average height !!!”
  • “since when is average height 3’5” dwarf”
  • “I will end your life tree man !!”

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We Have Our Winners!

Team Ice Cream scoops up the win!

Disappointing for us Cakers, but I mean, there were SO few of us. I didn’t expect to only be 24% of the entire Splatfest!! At any rate, we sank some super nice win percentages; it was really close on both Solo and Team!! So be proud of that. :D

GOOD JOB ICE CREAM! YOU EARNED THIS WIN! I TIP MY CAKEPAN TO YOU /dies

BUT THAT WAS A LOT OF FUN!! SEE YOU GUYS FOR THE FULL GAME!!

wedding night with calum

  • walking into the reception room hand in hand with the biggest smiles on your face
  • calum whispering jokes about how he can’t dance in your ear during your slow dance
  • feeling his tears on your shoulder and vice versa you both would be so happy to call the other theirs you couldn’t help but cry
  • people taking pictures of you guys where you look like the hottest couple to ever get married EVER
  • having the best menu clearly
  • the dance floor just filling with your family and friends and their little kids
  • the venue being very romantic and soft and dimly lit
  • michael dancing with your grandma
  • CAKE SMUSHING INTO EACH OTHERS FACES
  • the cake smushing would be so cute cal would laugh so fricking hard and he’d be smiling so big
  • he’d probably lick the icing off your cheek
  • hi boys have you met my WIFE
  • the boys presenting you with an award that officially lets you into the elite club WiveSOS
  • a video montage mali put together of all your friends talking about how cute you guys were
  • a photo booth with props and all that cute stuff people would absolutely loveeee it
  • calums arm never leaving your waist
  • everyone can literally feel in the air how much you guys love each other
  • staying at the venue for a long time after the guests leave just your close family and a few friends sticking around
  • your legs hanging over calums lap as you guys laugh until the late hours of the night munching on leftover cake
  • renting a little place to stay with calum for the night
  • staying up and talking about the future
  • lots of love making and TONS OF KISSES
  • even more “i can’t believe i got to marry the love of my life tonight”

When I saw this and immediately thought, ‘oh, my greens.’

I’m not a big fan of green (the colour), so I never add it to anything except small details.. but this, this cake right here has proven me wrong. Green, is spectacular. 

The signs as types of cake

Flavor of cake
Red velvet: Aries, Leo, Pisces, Sagittarius
Vanilla: Cancer, Taurus, Gemini, Virgo
Chocolate: Aquarius, Libra, Scorpio, Capricorn

Center filling

Fruit spread: Aquarius, Capricorn, Libra
Frosting: Pisces, Cancer, Virgo, Leo, Scorpio
Mousse: Aries, Sagittarius, Taurus, Gemini

Frosting flavor
Strawberry: Leo, Virgo
Buttercream: Aquarius, Pisces, Sagittarius, Libra
Chocolate: Cancer, Scorpio, Gemini
Cream cheese: Aries, Capricorn, Taurus

Cake Tasting

TITLE: Cake Tasting
CHAPTER NUMBER/ONE SHOT: One shot
AUTHOR: fanfickittycat
WHICH TOM/CHARACTER: AU Tom/ Baker!Tom
GENRE: Romance
FIC SUMMARY: OC has been dragged along to a cake tasting for her best friend’s upcoming wedding and the day holds something more delicious than just cake
RATING: T
AUTHORS NOTES/WARNINGS: This was meant to be cute and fluffy but it morphed into something more… Suggestive. I hope you like it regardless of my gutter dwelling mind.

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I think that what is important about the Shadows in the P2 duology (both the rumor created ones in IS and the ones Nyarlathotep turns into in Monad Mandala) is that some of the characters also have to face the negative feelings they might have towards their friends in order to become more open and outgoing to them.

In IS Maya does have a grudge against Jun, Lisa and Eikichi for locking her into the shrine. Her Shadow does point out that “it’s not the boy’s fault” since only Tatsuya refused to lock her into the shrine and saved her (which is why teenage ghost Maya calls him her hero and why Maya when she is sad always goes to Tatsuya for support).
It is also interesting that since she can’t bring herself to hate the kids she only shows her bright side fitting for her moon theme which is why she still denied her Shadow in the end.

Tatsuya’s Shadow in IS points out that he is main stream and not a true leader which actually is true since in the Masked Circle Jun was the actual leader and Tatsuya never became a leader type later on. Also notice that the IS plot more revolves around Maya and Jun.
That Tatsuya does whatever he is told might also refer to Tatsuya being a silent protagonist in IS (he talks in EP and EP’s plot centers on him).
Shadow Tatsuya asking about Tatsuya’s feelings regarding Jun having been Joker gives you the choice (I personally think that “I might have done the same” is the most fitting one)

Beside talking about her past regarding drugs and enjokosai, Shadow Lisa also points out how Lisa originally chased Tatsuya due to status symbolism.
However Lisa starts to work on this more and more after the cast found out the truth about the Masked Circle.

The Shadow Ulala Nyarly turns into in EP points out her jealousy and inferiority complex regarding Maya which is also symbolized with Ulala’s starter Persona being Callisto who in myth is the servant of Artemis (Maya’s Ultimate Persona, this is also why Ulala takes care of Maya’s apartment, makeup etc.).
Ulala’s Ultimate Persona Asteria symbolizes her getting over her complex since Asteria in myth is the sister of Leto (mother of Apollo and Artemis). The island Delos on which Apollo and Artemis were born when Leto fleed from Hera is often identified with Asteria.

Katsuya’s Shadow in EP points out how Katsuya always has to give up his own ambitions and dreams. This already started with him having to become a police officer instead of a caker baker due to his father and continues mostly with Katsuya having to give up for Tatsuya.
It’s also interesting that Katsuya uses an older solar deity than Tatsuya’s Apollo as his Persona namely Helios the Sun Titan. Katsuya’s Ultimate Persona Hyperion in myth is the father of Helios and Titan of Watchfulness, Wisdom and the Light.

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Hey girl
I see you made an effort with your lipstick
But you got some on your teeth
Dip
You’re like a hot mess and I like it
Yeah yeah yeah
Let’s go
When we go out we make a great team
You eat like a dude and lick your plate clean
You’re my kind of girl and I like it
Yeah yeah yeah

I’ll be the first to take you to the prom at high school
I get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves
I even wrote this stupid song because I like you
That’s really stupid this song

I don’t need a girl who worry about a tight gap
I like the fact that you don’t give a sh*t about that
You’re still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date
Oooh
Cause real girls eat cake
To me you’re prettier than Adriana Lima
The way you work it when you’re looking in the mirror
When you’re with me you can be who you want for f*ck sake
Oooah
Cause real girls eat cake

I really, really like the way your face is
It’s beautiful
Even when there’s food stuck in your braces
yummy
But I still snog because I like it
Yeah yeah yeah
Let me
Have a word with your mom cause she’s sexy
She’s sexy
It must run in her genes if you get me
I gotta admit that I like her
Yeah yeah yeah

I’ll be the first to take you to the prom at high school
I get a stiffy from all your awkward dance moves
I even wrote this stupid song because I like you
I like you

I don’t need a girl who worry about a tight gap
I like the fact that you don’t give a sh*t about that
You’re still sexy if you eat more than salad on a date
Oooh
Cause real girls eat cake
To me you’re prettier than Adriana Lima
The way you work it when you’re looking in the mirror
When you’re with me you can be who you want for f*ck sake
Oooah
Cause real girls eat cake

Real girls, real girls
Real girls eat cake
Real girls, real girls
Real girls eat cake
Real girls, real girls
Real girls eat cake
Real girls, real girls
Real girls eat cake

To me you’re prettier than Adriana Lima
The way you work it when you’re looking in the mirror
When you’re with me you can be who you want for f*ck sake
Oooah
Cause real girls eat cake

Chocolate, strawberry, banana and vanilla cake
That would be nice and ice whipped cream cake
A chocolate cake, a cream cake also with lemon and hope cake
I am some fat cake overdid
Tomato sauce cake overdid
Vegemite cake
Goof
What other cakes do we have
Jacob Falcon’s mmm cake

Omggggggggggggggggggg! I can’t stop watching it!! They are amazing lol what I need this on TV!!