"i had a row with the chip and pin machine"
  • john: i had a row with the chip and pin machine
  • -two days later-
  • john: *gets home to find sherlock hysterically laughing at something on the tv*
  • john: sherlock what the hell are you watching?
  • sherlock: *laughing*
  • john: *walks over to see for himself*
  • john: john: YOU GOT THE SECURITY FOOTAGE FROM WHEN I WAS YELLING AT THE MACHINE?!?!
  • sherlock: *trying to breathe*
  • john: TURN IT OFF
  • sherlock: *falls off chair*
  • john: you aren't ever going to get over this are you?
  • sherlock: HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA NO
  • list of people sherlock made watch it:
  • -mycroft
  • -mrs hudson
  • -molly
  • -all of scotland yard
  • -mr and mrs holmes
  • -mary
  • -rosie
  • -everyone who went to their wedding
  • -harry
  • -all rosie's friends
  • -95% of their clients
  • -the queen
  • -and he may or may not have left a copy laying around where moriarty could find it.