Rhodey: [to Tony about Peter] Hey, you know what? This kid needs me, okay? He needs to have a cool fun uncle.

Steve: [offended] I’m a cool fun uncle!

Rhodey: [rolling his eyes] Okay…

Sam: Hey! Steve can be cool and fun at organized indoor events.

anonymous asked:

WONDER WOMAN BEING ABLE TO TAKE A PUNCH FROM THE HULK. WONDER WOMAN BEING JEALOUS OF STEVE'S SHIELD. WONDER WOMAN USING THE LASSO OF TRUTH FOR INTERROGATIONS. WONDER WOMAN GETTING AN ICE CREAM NAMED AFTER HER. WONDER WOMAN GETTING INTO FIGHTS WITH THOR.

OK SO ALL OF THESE ARE SO IMPORTANT ESPECIALLY THE ICE CREAM ONE LIKE COULD YOU IMAGINE THE LOOK ON HER FACE LIKE SHED ABSOLUTELY LIGHT UP AND BE SPEECHLESS AND MAYBE EVEN A LITTLE TEAR WOULD SHOW UP AT THE CORNER OF HER EYE????

But like lowkey I gotta disagree/expand upon the others.

1. She can take a punch from the Hulk, but what you failed to mention is that she can deliver one right back.

2. She and Steve would probably be fascinated with each other’s shields. They’d talk about shield stuff. Maybe they’d even exchange shields and spar. But in the end, they respect each other’s shields, but still consider their shield the superior shield. Wow I just said shield a lot.

3. AT LEAST ONE AVENGER HAS USED THE LASSO OF TRUTH TO PRANK ANOTHER AVENGER OK.

4. Fam I feel like Thor and Diana would be those besties who banter all the time but also Diana would help Thor understand shit because she has been in the “real world” longer than him and 100% is like “ok buddy, at first I was confused about this thing, too, let me tell you how it works…”

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Spider-Man: Homecoming | Live press conference

[Post Civil War, Tony and Steve meet up to discuss Thanos]

Steve: All right, this is crazy. If we both have something, why don’t we just trade? 

Tony: Cap, I can’t. You know that. 

Steve: [scoffs] Oh, “can’t”. What happened to that rebellious guy with the leather jacket and the motorcycle? Would he say “can’t”? 

Tony: [sighs] He enforces the law now and drinks expensive wine. 

Steve Rogers/Captain America - I’m Sorry I Never Told You - Part 10

Series Summary: Being an Avenger is the most challenging thing you’ve ever done, but you wouldn’t change it for the world. You’re in a relationship with Steve and that’s something you never thought you’d have, you never imagined being so lucky as to have someone like him. However, there is something that you haven’t told him or the others. A secret that you’ve fought to keep hidden. What happens when you have no choice but to tell Steve and the rest of the team your biggest secret?

Part Summary: You and Steve pick up Jeremy from Quantico and then head home. Jeremy is very excited to be back with you. Bruce gives you a scan to find out the gender and you all get a shock. You and Steve have something important to talk to Jeremy about. Something unexpected happens on an outing with Peter.

Pairing/s: Steve x Fem!Reader. Fem!Reader x Jeremy x Peter x Steve, Fem!Reader x Avengers, Fem!Reader x BAU, Vision x Wanda, Clint x Natasha, Will x JJ

Characters: Fem!Reader, Steve Rogers. Jeremy Y/L/N, Peter Parker, Jennifer “JJ” Jareau, William LaMontagne, Bruce Banner, Vision, Thor Odinson, Samuel “Sam” Thomas Wilson, Wanda Maximoff, James Buchanan “Bucky” Barnes, Christopher Jenkins (OMC). Natasha Romanoff, Penelope Garcia, Spencer Reid, David Rossi, Aaron Hotchner, Derek Morgan, Tony Stark, Sam Wilson, Wanda Maximoff, Emily Prentiss, Danny Smith (OMC), Eric Smith (OMC), Henry LaMontagne, Michael LaMontagne, Jack Hotchner, Thor Odinson, Clint Barton, James “Rhodey” Rhodes, T'Challa, Scott Lang, Nicholas “Nick” Joseph Fury, Maria Hill, Phil Coulson (Mentioned)

A/N: A huge thank you to @molethemollie and @mo320 for being my betas!

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Oneshots + Drabbles + Requests


I’ll Wait For You Could I maybe make a BuckyXreader request? I was hoping for something where the reader and Bucky have been a couple and go to have sexual for the first time but the readers panics and it gets all cute and fluffy and bucky comforts the reader and is all like “I’ll wait for you” and just really cute stuff. (requested by @better-thana-fairytale)


Work it Out 1 2  -  after pulling a muscle on a mission, you need to stretch out your leg while working out. But you need help to do so. There’s only one person around to help.


We Have No Privacy -  you and Bucky have a secret relationship that you hide from the other Avengers. Or so you think ;)


Alive Because of You -  Bucky has a nightmare that the reader is there to soothe


A Cold Kiss -  just a bit o’ rainy cuddle and concerned Bucky


All My Friends -  you come home after a long night of partying and drinking with your girls and find yourself crawling into Bucky’s bed


When I Collapse -  when life is getting too much for the reader and she feels she’s going to collapse, Bucky is there to hold her. Bucky x teen!Reader (platonic)


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Rescue -  reader is getting a tour of her new job at the Avengers tower, but happens to be the only one who notices an oncoming jet, about to crash into the building. Ongoing series


Broken Pieces (Let Me Fix You) -  Y/N L/N is a broken pawn doing her duties and drowning her sorrows. Bucky Barnes is a ghost of a man he once was and doesn’t know where he stands anymore. One night on a balcony and a promise to pick up the broken pieces is all it takes to cause trouble. Coming soon!

anonymous asked:

IMAGINE STEVE AND THE HOWLING COMMANDO'S MISSION TO FIND THIS "WONDER WOMAN" AND AT FIRST SHE'S SKEPTICAL BUT AFTER STEVE'S SPEECH ABOUT NOT SITTING AROUND WHILE THE WORLD FALLS APART SHE JOINS AND KICKS ASS. IN THE FUTURE, STEVE TRIES TO FIND HER AND SHE BECOMES A KICKASS AVENGER AND PUNCHES THANOS IN THE FACE AND BECOMES AN ICE CREAM LOVING ROLE MODEL.

Yes, she punches Thanos in the face and becomes the #1 ass-kicking, ice cream loving role model. But also think of how relieved Steve would be to see her after he’s thawed. Like before they get to the ass-kicking part. 

Like, yeah, he’s taken care of, but he has still been ripped from his friends and family and everything he knows.

Surprise! His best friend is alive, but also has no clue who he is and is trying to murder him.

Peggy went on to live her own life and grow old, and while Steve is happy she was able to do that, there’s still that sense of “we could have done this together”. 

But then here’s Diana, who he is seeking out to recruit…but also for a little comfort. Some familiarity. A friend who honest to god understands what he’s going through.

Steve is so grateful for the other Avengers. He truly is. Everyone has good intentions, but in the process of educating him, they forget that just because he’s finding new, modern things to enjoy doesn’t mean he wants to abandon all the things he grew up with. But Diana would understand. Diana would take him to a 40s themed restaurant, or walk through museums with him and reminisce, or sit and listen to his music. Diana is modernized, but she still gets it. 

Also, I firmly believe that the first time she sees Steve, he’s standing at her door, holding a pint of ice cream. 

Steve Rogers Imagine

Requested: Anonymous

Imagine: hii! i’m a huge fan of ur writing! can you plz write a steve rogers imagine where ur like the most popular on the team. like everyone loves you and steve is stuck up and hates how you get more attention than he does. and you guys get recgnoized but everyone wants pictures with you and not him (captain america) and so you go home and steve looked really down and you asked him what was up and he just said that he misses those days where people loved him and praised him. and you cheer him up. thx!

A/N: you’re a sweetheart, thank you <3

Warning: None


 You stepped out from behind the van as you saw your new recruit hop out of the van. You smirked as you saw it was the Ant Man. You’ve seen his word and you had to admit, he was pretty good. His name was Scott, but you just stuck with Ant Man. Steve has been ignoring you for a the entire mission because people have been giving you more attention than him and it was bugging him.

 You thought Scott didn’t know you so you just stood behind him, hoping he wouldn’t notice who you were. But as soon as Scott stopped handshaking Steve, he turned his head and he smiled.

‘’I know you too,’’ he points. ‘’You’re great.’’ he smirks.

‘’Thank you.’’ you thank, nodding your head.

 You glance at Steve who let out an annoyed sigh, he looked down and turned towards Sam who was just focusing on you. You crossed your arms and rolled your eyes, you didn’t know why Steve was angry from a simple compliment from a new recruit. But soon enough, Scott started to ask you all sorts of questions about your life. And as Scott started to talk to you, everybody was interested and everyone crowded around you except Steve. Steve glared at you and crossed his arms, tapping his foot impatiently.

‘’Can we start talking about our plan please? We haven’t got all day.’’ steve shouts, his voice echoing.

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