admiral hackett: shepard i need you to uh *rolls dice* rescue scientists on *spins wheel* an abandoned mining facility from *flips coin* the geth in the *throws dart* hades gamma cluster

hackett out

Isn’t it kinda fucked up that the Council has a Turian, an Asari, and a Salarian when their lifespans are so bloody far apart from each other? Asari live for 1000 years, but Turians only live to about 150, and Salarians are even shorter lived at 40 years. The council could get in an argument and the Asari could say mean shit like “I liked your grandfather better, he wasn’t such a little bitch.”