That would have sounded better

  • “Graham Nolan, you were named for a guy your sister had a thing with but at least we picked the one who saved her mother’s life and believed in her and got her a job instead of knocking her up and sending her to jail”
  • “Killian Nolan, you were named for your sister’s boyfriend which yes is kind of weird but at least we picked the one who’s always been there for her and saved our lives and he’s also Captain Hook which let’s face it is pretty cool”
  • “James Nolan, you were named for my brother who was kind of a jerk but at least he never hurt your sister”
  • “Leo Nolan, you were named for your grandfather whose choice in second wife was a bit questionable and whose treatment of said wife was also a bit questionable but at least he never hurt your sister”
  • “Leroy Nolan, you were named after a dwarf but hey it’s a cool name and he’s a cool guy who actually helped us a lot and never hurt your sister”
  • “Charles Nolan, you were named after a guy I met once long ago who convinced me not to give up on love and who also inadvertently helped save your sister from a dungeon and from never existing”
  • “Jake Nolan, you were named after no one in particular because we figured that just like your sister you ought to have your own name without any weird baggage or references to someone who hurt your sister”
  • “Luke Nolan, you were named after Luke Skywalker in Star Wars because he’s awesome and also your sister pretended to be Princess Leia one time and my little geeky heart exploded with feels but don’t tell your mother because she just thought that it’s a nice name”
  • “David Nolan Jr, you were named after me because let’s face it I’m pretty awesome”


‘Last airbender:’ no longer accurate.

(AO3 | DW | LJ)

alternate ian x mickey endings that’d have been way more satisfying
  • ian says i love you back and invites mickey in the house. he actually remembers that he accepted to take his meds because otherwise he’s a danger to himself and those he loves. when fiona and the rest arrive they find them in a very tight lip-lock on the couch. they don’t even pay attention to the gallaghers/vee they are so lost in each other. fin
  • ian says all the awful things he said but when sammi comes shooting at mickey, he grabs mickey by his hoodie and drags him inside the house where they hole up until sammi is gone. they make out soon as ian apologizes for being such an insensitive prick. fin
  • (no sammi) ian says all the awful things he said but has a sudden epiphany when he watches mickey walk away. he chases after him but he hurt mickey so bad that mick just can’t forgive him immediately. THERE ARE TEARS from both sides. then they really work on their relationship for the next ~two weeks with mickey withholding any affectionate gesture (all shown as a successive collage of scenes with ian repetitively doing nice stuff for mickey and reminding him that he loves him) until ian feels like he has grovelled enough and ends up attack kissing him. fin
  • when ian mock-asks if mickey wants to marry him, mick reveals that he actually filed the divorce papers w/ svet while ian was gone and ‘so what’s it gonna be, ian?’ and ian, unsure, asks if mick really wants to deal with how fucked up ian thinks he is and mickey just exhales a big, passionate, bordering-on-angry ‘YES’ that makes ian chuckle and bury his face in mick’s neck before murmuring ‘yeah okay’. fin
  • when sammi starts shooting ian suddenly whips out a bazooka and aims it at her shocked face. ‘i been waiting to do this for a long time, you bitch’. [explosions] [ian and mickey walking down the street holding hands and sharing lovey-dovey looks with the explosions still going off behind them] fin
  • mickey: ‘really? but… i’m carrying your child’ ian: (ʘᗩʘ’)?????? fin

quick no time to explain we have to go on a two month long road trip and ignore our responsibilities as young adults in favour of taking hipster-like pictures and going to over populated tourist attractions unironically 


castle/agents of shield au In January 1999, Agent Johanna Beckett was murdered by Hydra. Her daughter, Kate Beckett swore vengeance against the organization at only age nineteen and swore to do whatever she could to avenge her mother’s murder. That meant becoming one of S.H.I.E.L.D’s youngest recruits and eventually one of their best. It took several years of intense training, but when the fall of S.H.I.E.L.D came and an ex-agent was found to be working for Hydra all along, she saw her way into the organization and decided to bring it down. Born to two S.H.I.E.L.D. agents, it was hard for Kate Beckett to turn over everything she had ever believed in, every rule she’d chosen to live by, but she did it without blinking. She had a personal vendetta to deal with when it came to Hydra’s leader, William Bracken, the man who took her mother’s life fifteen years before. She didn’t mind playing for the other team as long as it ended with Bracken’s body six feet under.

We had to do something that Friday night [when “The Five Doctors” aired]. I was devastated. I thought I was going to pass out.
—  David Tennant (“The Five Doctors” Commentary)




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Happy Birthday, Percy! 

You’re one brave goofball and we’re all proud of you for growing up and staying safe and strong.


And now… kiss!


JSAMN Character-a-Day Week  → 14th September: Emma Wintertowne

“She advised me last week that the Government ought not to send money and troops to the King of Sweden – which is what we have decided – but instead to lend our support to the Governments of Portugal and Spain and make these countries the bases of our operations against Buonaparte. At nineteen, to have thought so deeply upon all manner of things and to have come to so many conclusions about them! At nineteen, to contradict all the Government so boldly! Of course I told her that she ought to be in Parliament!“

So Zuko states he doesn’t understand what happiness means for his sister.

I wonder why.


Super Junior Full House | Episode 01 | 04/??

i hate my tagging system bc i tag brotp batkids as “dick & jason” or “tim & steph” and stuff but i forget the order most of the times so i have like… “tim & jason” but also “jason & tim” and probaby even a tag like “brotp: fuck you jason my sleep pattern is healthy” or whatever… why am i such a mess

anonymous asked:


riiiiight like sparkstorm sounds so much better and i wish needletail would have chosen her name to be needlefang/needletooth/needlethroat bc she’s so opinionated & sarcastic but she chose needletail…….@erins why

*thinks about how my mom asked if i would be happier if i went on low dose T, meaning she’s open to the idea and i don’t always have to be the one to bring it up bc it’s awkward for me*


*thinks about how i would have to come out to at least my dad too and how it would be expensive and what complications there might be with boarding at school*