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This just so happened to be uploaded today and it’s AMAZING. It calls attention to everything about Taylor’s “dating life” that doesn’t add up.

- How she doesn’t have a “type”
- How every relationship except Tayvin only lasted three months
- How quickly she “gets over” her boyfriends and moves on to the next one, and how at odds this is with her lyrics
- How her “relationship” with Calvin was dogged by rumors of cheating and Thai massage parlors (oh sure, they pretend they’re only bringing this up to prove how unfair it is, but they make sure to put all those nasty headlines up on the screen, just in case you missed it!)
- How “crazy” Hiddlestunt was (just in case you forgot how quickly she met his mom!)
- You’re reminded how Calvin was a nobody in the US and Taylor made him a household name
- Clip of Lea Michele ribbing Taylor Lautner for “dating” Tay, and him responding with a laugh and “hilarious” 😏
- They include a squad pic where she’s looking over the heads of about ten people to lock eyes with Karlie 😂
- AT THE EXACT MOMENT THE VOICEOVER SAYS “A TWIST IN THE TAYLOR SWIFT RELATIONSHIP STORY”, that People magazine cover claiming she’s dating Karlie FLASHES ON THE SCREEN

I could go on but basically this is some ☕ and if you want a laugh you should watch it 😁