HAPPY BIRTHDAY SARAH ( obriensnipples ) U NERD
HAVE SOME CHEF!DEREK AND CHEF!STILES
Stiles glares at a crate of
He reaches out to test another
one, squeezing it gently to test for its ripeness, but once again it turns out
hard. He’s pretty sure he’s been through three fourths of the crate at this
point and all of them are too firm. Really, he should have bought some when he
last went shopping to give them time to ripen, but, then again, his cravings
can be unpredictable at times. And he really wants fresh guacamole, like, today.
Sighing, he considers
abandoning the farmers market and braving the local chain grocery store, but
just as he’s reaching out to try one last avocado, someone else’s hand darts
out to grab it.
“Hey!” Stiles yelps as his hand
is knocked out of the way. He turns his glare on the intruder, losing hold of
his anger for a moment as he takes in the man’s broad chest and perfectly
However, as soon as he sees the
avocado skin flex perfectly under the man’s fingers, he just about sees red.
“Oh my god,” he hisses, launching himself at the avocado. “Give me that!”
“What the hell?” the guy
replies, jerking his hands away and holding the avocado away from Stiles’
reach. “What the fuck is your problem?”
“I have spent the last hour searching the entire market for a
ripe avocado and you just waltz on in and find it on the first try,” Stiles growls,
glare still sharp.
“So?” Tall, Dark, and Stubbly
“So don’t you think it’s only
fair – ” Stiles starts, but Avocado Asshole cuts him off.
“No,” he snorts, placing the
avocado in a plastic bag and heading over to the stall owner to pay. “It’s not
my fault you suck at finding the best produce.”
“I’m clearly just unlucky!”
Stiles shouts at Avocado Asshole’s retreating back, hands curled up into fists
at his sides.
He finally finds ripe, but
badly bruised, avocados at a mega chain grocery store an hour and a half later.
However, it’s only once he gets home that he realizes he forgot to get
Fuck his life.