Stiles:  Derek put me down!

Derek:   How about no?

Stiles: Derek! For the love of— put me down now, or I swear I’m going to end you! To your end!

Derek:   I turn my back for five minutes and you manage to get yourself possessed by a Japanese fox demon and mated to a coyote. Don’t think I’m letting you out of my sight any time soon.

Stiles:  DEREK!!!

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here it is! the latest addition to my stoner sterek au… i like to call this one bake n’ make (out). haha, but really… just imagine derek and stiles getting high after a long day and then making out all lazy and slow on the couch with a light haze of smoke still hanging in the room, okay? okay.

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something disgustingly sweet to get y'all through the week

“Here this is for you.”

Derek looked up at the seven year old kid standing in front of him, his arm outstretched and small toy rabbit in his chubby little hand.

“It’s my favourite toy but I think you need him more.” (x)

Leland drew the scene from part 39 of Time Travellers Guide to Werewolves!

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Sterek Underworld - The Rise of the Lycans AU: Over 1,000 years ago, Derek was born, the first Lycan able to retain a human form. Enslaved by Gerard, the ruthless Elder of the Vampire Clan, collared, beaten and belittled, Derek grows up with only one light in his life: Prince Stiles, Gerard’s ward. The two grow up together - fierce children, lonely children - who find companionship and ultimately love into one another. Their romance is forbidden, not only by their status as member of the noble vampire council and low slave and blacksmith. But also because the races are forbidden to mingle. In Gerard’s eyes, Vampires are perfection, and werewolves are no better than beasts.
But Derek is done being treated like an animal, used and abused constantly. He manages to escape, freeing a multitude of fellow Lycans, but unable to take Stiles with him. The lovers make a promise to meet again, but fate is against them. Gerard finds out about their forbidden affair. Enraged, disgusted, he doesn’t hesitate to have his own ward locked into prison, or to use him as the bait to recapture Derek. Torturing Stiles in front of Derek’s own eyes is sweet revenge for Gerard. Who is so driven by his insane need to keep the two races apart, that he doesn’t hesitate to chain Stiles, and to
let the dawn light
cascade on him
and
burn
him
alive
in front of his beloved, chained and helpless and screaming his throat raw, only a few steps away from Stiles.
Driven crazy by grief, Derek manages to wrench free from his bindings, steal the necklace that his prince always wore around in neck and starting what will be known as The Great War between Vampires and Lycans.

of course, by year 2011, Stiles in reborn in the town of Beacon Hills and reunited with his love, who’s been waiting for him, embittered and lonely, for all these centuries. That’s because I’m a sucker for angst with an happy ending.

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Prompt from the lovely thepyschicclam! 

I had waaay too much fun with this (clearly) but I absolutely love the idea of family. So as soon as I saw this prompt I knew I wanted these two to do something goofy. 

I can just imagine Stiles telling Derek that his research was correct and his training totally worked. (and Derek just rolling his eyes with a big smile because his husband’s a cute dork)

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sooo i woke up this morning with this this au idea in my head and i just had to draw it and yes. so here we are.

derek and stiles (and probs like scott and everyone else) are like members of this street pack… i don’t wanna call it a gang because that has kinda violent connotations haha plus pack is more suiting bc wolves, ja feel?

but yeah everyone in this pack is totally wild and they wear matching jackets with their symbol emblazoned on the back. and they just run around vandalizing abandoned buildings and setting small fires and generally being reckless and not giving a fuck. i’m thinking it might be a post-apocalyptic type of thing but eh i don’t really know. either way, they’re crazy. and of course there’s gotta be kissing ‘cause if they’re gonna care about something it’s gonna be each other.