What signs do/think in the airplane
  • Aries: OMG I need to get out of this place, it's so small ! *gets up to go to the bathroom* I need to stretch my legs !
  • Taurus: *looking by the window* Gosh I don't think this is very safe...
  • Gemini: Why can't I get wifi !?
  • Cancer: *sleeping through the whole flight*
  • Leo: *cracks up while watching a funny movie*
  • Virgo: I could be so productive rn !
  • Libra: I hope there'll be cute guys/girls back there...
  • Scorpio: *looking by the window* WOOOW this is so fun !
  • Sagittarius: *lowers the backrest* *puts headphones* *closes eyes* *sighs*
  • Capricorn: *prepares a detailed schedule and a "To do list" for the upcoming vacation*
  • Aquarius: I wonder what my friends are doing rn... I hope they are okay...
  • Pisces: *drawing on a napkin w/ a pen while frequently looking by the window* *sighs* the sky is so beautiful! *eyes get watery*
Like A Woman Scorned

Hell Hath No Fury Continued! 

Go back and read Part One if you missed it!

God, this is therapeutic to write. Once again, dedicated to all those hella bomb queens out there that stick together and stick up for each other! 

Note: Before any asks “Are you doing Part 3?” Please give me some ideas for a Part 3! Because, as always, I have no plan and make this shit up as I go!!

Warnings: swearing, revenge(?), angst.

Tags: @jodyri​ - Yes, I was listening to Before He Cheats by Carrie Underwood! @winchester-with-wings​ - My darling beta for this one :)

You leaned up against the wall of the Roadhouse, baseball bat held at your side. Jo collapsed beside you, crowbar in her lap. Two flushed faces, breathing a little heavy from the exertion. She threw her head back and laughed at the sight before her.

“He is going to lose it. Twenty bucks says he cries like a baby,” she said with a smirk that screamed evil villain.

Dean’s ‘67 Chevy Impala was looking a little worse for wear, to say the least. Everything that could be shattered was. Windows, mirror and lights lay in a million tiny pieces on the ground. You recalled the insults and profanities you had screamed as you stood on the hood and swung your bat right at the spot Dean usually sat. Was that before or after you had taken your knife to the backseat? You had spent countless nights blissfully asleep on that backseat, your exhaustion overcoming you on the ride back to the bunker. That  was tainted now with images of other women spending a night on the same seat, just as blissful but not so much sleeping. The words ‘LIAR’ and ‘CHEAT’ cut into the leather would make that a little more difficult now.

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Mean Girls (2004, directed by Mark Waters)
  • Cady: Hey!
  • Regina: Why were you talking to Janis Ian?
  • Cady: I don't know, I mean, she's so weird, she just, you know, came up to me and started talking to me about crack.
  • Regina: She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.